#mpreg headcanons

AU - Buck joined the 118 a couple years earlier and he and Eddie had a one night stand when Eddie first moved to LA ok? Ok.

Little headcanons

(Buck gets informed that ex military guy Eddie Diaz is joining and it’s his first day)

Buck hears Chimney and a few of the other guys in shift greeting Eddie, LOUDLY. Chimney is NOT subtle, but Buck goes along with the plan because he is nothing if not dramatic. He’s wearing a black tee, and standing directly in front of the steps, hands in his hips.

He sees Eddie for the first time in 6 months, jogging up the steps.

“Hey Diaz! You left something behind the last time we saw each other!” Buck grins.

The new probie jolts at the top of the steps, stumbling back a little and grabbing the railing behind him, looking confused for a few seconds before his face splits into a grin.

“Buckley? Hey man!” Eddie straightens, and his eyes squint in what he probably thinks is a flirty look. “Oh yeah? And what was that? My phone number?-“

“Nope! This!” With that, Buck turns to the side. He’d practiced this with Chimney and Hen, standing at a perfect angle where head on, nothing seemed a miss, then he turns to the side and BOOM! 6 month baby bump.

Eddie’s eyes are the size of milk saucers, his hands flying to cover his mouth, then making a grab for his hair, never holding still. He stumbled again, almost falling down the stairs, as he stutters out, “I-I? What? But? What.”

Buck takes pity on him in that moment, slumping forward a little, pushing the bump out a little more. He rubs the back of his head with one hand and holds out his other in a sign of peace.

“Uh, yeah. See, I was on antibiotics when we hooked up, because a ladder truck fell on my leg-“ Buck seemed to rethink his line of thought, before continuing. “Ah, that’s a long story. But turns out. Yeah. Birth control was null and void. And uh, you’re the only guy I slept with around that time. So. Congrats?” Buck awkwardly shrugged, throwing in some equally awkward jazz hands.

Eddie still sort of looked like a deer in headlights. His hands went to his hips, before he looked, once again, at the unmistakable bump between the others’ hips. “6 months?”. Buck nodded. “Well. Shit.”

Anon you are wonderful omg. I feel like realistically he would probably get an abortion but for sake of fun I HAVE SOME HEADCANONS!!!

No more weed :((( he uses it occasionally for migraines and anxiety but now he’s gonna have to rawdog that shit. His pregnancy can be pretty tough sometimes, he has a few migraine episodes during this time

An absolute emotional MESS, his mood swings are all over the place and Kira has to talk him down from a ledge constantly. Mainly anxiety, anger, sadness and euphoria, just an alternating dial of those four with an occasional (rare) moment of peace

Craves lots of Italian food of course, especially stuff with a ton of carbs like pizzas, pastas, etc (I don’t know much about Italian food tbh). kira has to start learning to cook new dishes he’s never made before to fullfil his cravings, but he enjoys the challenge :) And seeing Diavolo smile when he eats his cooking is always worth it

He feels really guilty and starts ruminating on an existential level about his pregnancy—the fact that he’s hurt and killed so many people, and now thinks that he has the right/capacity to have a baby and love it. He feels lots of regret and guilt. He had some of these kinds of thoughts during Kira’s pregnancy, but they were much easier to ignore at that time—mainly because he wasn’t the one carrying. But now that he’s the pregnant one, it’s like a constant reminder of all these thoughts and what he’s done to people, which makes it hard to cope with.

Diavolo doesn’t like crying, as he finds it embarrassing, so usually doppio comes out to cry for him—he’s much more open about his feelings and okay with being vulnerable, especially in front of Kira.

His anger issues get particularly intense, so he starts going back to the gym again to vent his rage—beats the absolute shit out of the punching bag. He doesn’t want to subject Trish or Kira to his outbursts, he refuses to hurt them like that. Still, he does occasionally snap and yells at them over small things, but he always apologizes.

Kira, having extra empathy of what he’s going through, is super super thoughtful and doting on him bc he knows how hard it is sometimes, especially for someone like Diavolo whose too shy and stubborn to communicate his needs

While he doesn’t mind dressing femme, he thinks most maternity wear is tacky and ugly, so he mostly just buys plus size men’s and women’s clothes (which are frustratingly difficult to obtain, living in Japan; he’s already bigger and taller than most Japanese brands accommodate for, so being pregnant is even more of a struggle). Sometimes he borrows some of Kiras shirts he wore when he was pregnant (he kept some of them to use as nightshirts lol)

Doppio likes coming out more than Dia, he likes having a baby bump and is very lovey dovey about the baby, meanwhile Diavolo is generally kind of miserable and grouchy when he fronts, and very insecure with his body

⚠️NSFW⚠️ Diavolo is horny as FUCCKKJ and him and Kira get it on pretty often (when Trish isn’t around of course annsndn). He’s extra kinky while pregnant, likes to tie kira up and maybe spank him a bit 🤭🫣

I’m so happy you asked me this 😍

I hope you like them 😭🫶🏽

A few i can think of right off the top of my head is

- hyper-pregnancy 👏🏽 dabi is huge for his size. Throughout the entire pregnancy he’s larger than normal and looks like he’s carrying more than what he is. It doesn’t matter if it’s one or three, he’s carrying heavier than normal.

-sickness. Dabi already is unhealthy in canon and chronically ill so I think pregnancy would make it worse. He need’s to be on bed rest as soon as possible!

- his belly and hips are covered in stretch marks and his hips spread wide.

-he already has big pecs so he grows literal c cup breasts by the end of the pregnancy and has no choice but to wear a bra.

- he’s pregnant with twins or more. Always. His body won’t settle for only carrying one baby no matter how hard the pregnancy is on him.

-he craves the food of his baby’s father. Be it chicken/yakitori like hawks 😉 or finger food like Tomura 😉😌

- dabi gets emotional, like crying into his hands emotional at random thinking about the past and he hates it

- dabi has a hard time saying no while pregnant because his need to please and prove he’s not burden and worth something comes to light and he can’t hide it.

- if pregnant with Tomura’s child, dabi goes through A LOT to try and hide it and get away from the man because he knows better. He knows hideouts and constantly being on the run is no place for a child. So he leaves a cryptic message saying he’s leaving and not to look for him. Tomura doesn’t respect his wishes at all and finds him within a few months. Struggling to get out of bed to waddle to the door of his average apartment. Opening it only to find Tomura standing there in his black trench coat looking angry before shock takes over. Dabi closes the door and waddles off to pack and leave, futile he knows but he tries. Tomura ends up dusting the door and permanently moving in with Dabi. Tomura develops a pregnancy kink and Dabi hates him for it.

- Dabi Pregnant with hawks child is worse on his body because heteromorph pregnancies are harder on the body. Dabi figures out he’s pregnant when he catches himself eating a piece of raw chicken and finds he enjoys it. He goes home that night abruptly leaving Hawks in the dark and disappearing after that night. Hawks is annoyed because Dabi just up and left and he hasn’t seen him in days but then it turns to weeks which isn’t like Dabi and by the second month he’s on a panicked search for him all throughout his patrols and time with the league. The only reason he’s able to find Dabi after months of searching is because Twice accidentally led Hawks to Dabi’s location and Hawks got the shock of his life seeing Dabi so heavily pregnant with long white hair. Hawks is pissed beyond belief that Dabi hid this from him after marching inside Dabi’s apartment. Hawks world is burst when Dabi reveals he gave up everything to keep his child safe with him since Hawks is a hero and would turn him in after the pregnancy, so hawks was never meant to know. Dabi shares how he’s sure their child would grow up not having enough love because the commission wouldn’t let hawks keep it and hawks would always pick being a hero over anything else, even their own child. Dabi says it with such assurance and finality it leaves hawks quiet and Dabi uses that moment to tell him to leave. Hawks eventually does but not before promising to see Dabi again.

Childe's pregnancy cravings are weird, but he can provide for himself when he wants. While I also indulge in the thought that some nights he just enjoys waking up Zhongli and making him go hunting for food.

The babies are all half-adepti, half-dragons. If we count Dan Heng, they got four children, Two hydro dragons and two geo dragons, but one of the geo dragons has also an affinity with the pyro elements.

The firstborn is a carbon copy of Childe, but with littol horns and the littol tail.

Zhongli can't scold the babies because they use the puppy eyes against him.

The babies all hatched from eggs.

Mpreg Monday man is Sniper TF2!!!

Doctors absolutely hate HATE Ma.koto because cuz he’s an absolute headass of a patient. Like he’s still kind, and patient, he’ll take the shots and whatnot, but he will not listen to a doctor’s recommendation to save his life (this has literally happened) and an order doesn’t stop that either. He will continue to be reckless up until he’s on bedrest (which has also happened). So, they (as in the staff) Know Makoto alot more than they probably should.  So, imagine to absolute shock and worry when they confirmed he Is pregnant, they just give Bya.kuya a look. It does not help at all when they come in for checkups and this man is rambling about the fact that he’s still out traveling around doing speeches, long days at the office, nearly getting kidnapped and then nearly dying. And the doctor is just looking at Bya.kuya (who is also exhausted but he hides it) like ‘You impregnated this man wtf???’

Bya.kuya doesn’t regret it, he still loves makoto and he loves his unborn child(ren?) with all his heart, but sometimes he wishes he could wrap ma.koto in bubble wrap. But he’s pretty sure Ma.koto would bite his way out of it.

Ooooooooo! Interesting!

Also this takes place where everyone lives! Ignis isn’t blind, Noctis lives, Luna lives and they get married. Ardyn lives to, and somehow,

Ardyn and Ignis become a couple? and are expecting a little one?

Tho, I don’t really like this ship, I tried my best.

Apologies if it’s not as good as I hoped...

(This does contain Mpreg. Meaning Males can get pregnant. Don’t like? Don’t read.)

(I couldn’t find a good gif of them -_-)

•No one could believe it.

•Ignis and Ardyn are...a couple.

•I mean...not that’s a bad thing.

•Ardyn changed for the better. he was given a sec- or technically thir- or whatever, he was given another chance by the gods.

•And somehow, in some strange way,

•Ardyn and Ignis got together!

•Even Ignis doesn’t how they ended up together.

•But Ardyn saids he has charm even 2000 years later. 😏

•(let’s ignore the obvious age gap)

•but again, everyone welcomed the change!

•They seemed happy.

•Especially Ardyn...

•he’s lost so much.

•him having Ignis, well...it made his life complete.

•Noct and Ardyn have...an awkward ass relationship.

•they’re related but they don’t act like it.

•Obviously after everything that’s happened, Noct doesn’t like to speak on it.

•Ardyn is still weird but he’s trying ok?

• But suddenly Ignis Announces something that shocked everyone;

•He’s pregnant :O

•and it’s Ardyn’s!

•Ardyn was shocked (but he’s suppressed his emotions for so long, he doesn’t show it) but he’s shocked.

•Noct jaw was basically on the floor.

•Then he started cursing at Ardyn.

•Ardyn was trying to calm him down.

• “Noct, Cal-

• “YOU FUCKED UP IGGY????!”

•it was awkward.

•No one really know what to say.

•Gladio and Prompto finally got up and got between Noct and Ardyn.

•Ignis was 🧍

•Ignis wondered if it was a bad ti-

•Ardyn shut that down immediately.

• “I can’t believe Ignis! I did-I didn’t think that I can have children! 

•Ardyn was excited to be dad :D

•Ignis was excited to be a da-mo-both :DDDDD

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• Throughout the pregnancy,

•Ardyn has been very supportive.

•he wants to be a great dad to his kid.

•he does EVERYTHING That Ignis would normally.

• “Ard, it’s fine, I can-

• “Don’t worry sweetheart ;) I got this relax.”

• Not that Iggy’s complaining, he’s needs the help.

• When Ardyn hears the baby’s heart beat for the first time, he gets a bit emotional.

• ”I’m not crying.” 👁 💧 👄 💧 👁

• “Sure...”

•Noct apologizes to Ignis about what happened but Ignis saids that it’s all well.

•Still, Ignis wishes that Noct and Ardyn would be on better terms.

•Anyways...

•When I say Ardyn is there for Ignis I mean

• HE 👏 IS 👏 THERE 👏 FOR 👏 IGNIS 👏

• Morning sickness? He’ll rub his back and sooth him.

• Ignis wanting food at 3 am? Say no more! 

• Ignis needing massages? He already has the lotion 😏

•Ignis is moody? He’ll give him the space that he needs.

•his clothes don’t fit? Ardyn has some larger shirts already 👕

•all around, Ardyn is very helpful and Ignis is extremely grateful.

•one fact tho, they have a lot of pregnancy sex.

• Don’t think about it too hard....

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•Ardyn practically has conversations with his unborn child.

• “Are you well? Child?” “Ya know kicking daddy is very rude!”

•Ignis can’t help but laugh.

•There so funny!

•Iggy can’t really walk as much :(

•his feet are always tired 😓

•ARDYN TO THE RESCUE ! 🏃‍♂️ 💨

• BOOM! He has a chair!

• he saids that he’s quick but really, he used magic.

•Not that Iggy cares, he’s greatful.

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• By the time Ignis is 9 months

•all eyes are on him 👀

• Ardyn is fully ready....and admittedly, worried.

•he’s worried that he won’t be there for his kid.

•Ignis assures that, no matter what happens, that there doing this together and it will be ok.

•Ardyn kisses Ignis’s cheek then his stomach.

• ”Your right.”

Well this was fun. Maybe a bit weird but fun!

Consider this you guys Valentine’s Day gift from me :D

OOOOOHHHH GOOD ONE ANON

I’m so so so so SO very sorry it took me this long to answer but here:

For one, I think he’d notice he’s a little moodier and more aggressive than usual, probably snaps at his coworkers without meaning to and thinks “shit what’s wrong with me? I’m usually more in control of my reactions…I guess I’m just sick or vitamin deficient”

His back aches a little bit but he doesn’t think much of it

He REALLY starts to think something’s off, however, when he eats a St. Gentlemen’s sandwich and gets violently ill afterwards—-they’re his favorite! Dude doesn’t really eat much else, so he’s really upset that he’s grown averse to one of his only safe foods, not to mention it fucks with his routine too—now he’ll have to find something else to eat for every lunch.

OOOH imagine if the smell of his “girlfriends” suddenly becomes overwhelmingly strong…not the decay, but the chemically formaldehyde smell. As where he used to not mind at all, now he doesn’t bring them out of the fridge as much because the smell alone is enough to spoil his appetite and, at worst, make him throw up

One day, when he’s in the shower, he notices his belly is a little…rounder than it used to be, though not by much. He’s a little worried by this, and decides to start working out four times a week instead of two, do stomach crunches, and to cut back on sugar intake, because surely it’s just weight gain…right?

I imagine Killer Queen would somehow know before he does—it’s got this “sixth sense” almost, a sort of eerie intuition about its user; it can tell he’s contracted an illness before Kira himself even feels sick. It doesn’t know exactly that he’s pregnant, per se, but it smells something….fishy about him. His stand smells a sudden, weird shift in his hormones come about (I like to think Killer Queen has lots of cat-like traits as well as the bomb stuff—-heightened smell and hearing, aversion to loud noise, licking its paws and grooming etc).

Killer Queen starts manifesting more of its own accord and “investigating” kira—giving him the “sniff down,” like when your dog knows you’ve been out petting other animals, and it rubs its face up against his stomach sometimes, because it can feel a sort of unusual energy radiating from that zone. Kira finds it a little strange but doesn’t mind—his stand has been affectionate and physical before, so he assumes it’s just typical behavior

Eventually, after the first trimester, Killer Queen starts feeling the baby within itself, too, in a weird way—like a sort of presence in its body. Sometimes Kira will find Queen just holding its stomach gently, rubbing it back and forth, it’s head tilted curiously and it’s eyes attentive. He’s…a little weirded out by this behavior, and doesn’t really know what to make of it.