"What, you didn't actually think it would work, did you?" "It was your plan!"
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"What, you didn't actually think it would work, did you?" "It was your plan!"

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Hayesy is the smallest guy on the team
screenshot taken from blooper reel of The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
This is the last one of the series
OK OK hear me out though:
Freddy can make fire and control it. But more than that fire is always hungry to burn more, and it always tells him where to set his explosive for the best effect. Alvarez is good at what he does because there is nothing like the pleasing feeling he gets when a fire burns bright and strong.
Haysay is blessed by the sea as they say, he cannot die while on the sea/ocean. The sea recognizes him as her own and won’t let harm come to him. He will always find fish, he will never get lost, he will never drown. Beware attacking him, hurting him while on the sea, she is treacherous, her depth never ending and won’t let you go easy.
Lassen can turn into a bear, ferocious and wild with teeth strong enough to pierce any skin and claw big enough to cut arms in a single strike. Play dead, they say, play dead. But Lassen is a also a man and he can tell so don’t look so surprised that his teeth clamped around your head and bring you to death.
Apple can see glimpse of future, can see if his plan will be a success or not. He can tell upon meeting someone if they will be important to him or not, if they’ll break his heart. But choose to stay anyway. He also dabbles in magic, healing and communication mostly because once you are part of the group, he’d rather you stay.
Marjorie is beautiful and clever and has a voice like the siren of the story, charming people and making them do anything she wants. And with a smile and a wink they forget and forgive, she wears her beauty like an armor and know that she has yet to meet a man that can resist her. When she wants somethings, she will have it. Be it a pretty bauble or a head on a platter.
Heron has always an airtight alibi. Why, you say you saw Heron next to the electrical plant yesterday? Impossible he was at his bar entertaining the colonel. You think you saw him talking to pirate last week? You saw wrong, he was meeting this rich couple from the America. It’s easy to be a spy when you can be two whenever you need.
Gus had no power, but ancient blood sing though his veins attracting all kind of strange people to him. He accepts and welcome them with open arm, a grin and a nice bottle. He always knows what to say and do to have people’s loyalty. And that is kinda a power in its own isn’t it ?
I (accidentally?) saw Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare early on the 8th and all I can say is I can’t wait for the fics.

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I hope the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare spawns a decade plus of the most gorgeous insane ship fics you’ve ever seen based on one flirty exchange between two dudes the same way inception did.
Cause subtext is for cowards and we love a good banter.