#mountocooper

"Ew, no. Crushes and couples? No. Everyone can break up for all I care."

"But since you asked:"

With myself:

Mackenzie x Theo

Mackenzie x Asher (idk I liked the if I had a kid meme I had for them, so they're a ship in the weird corner of my mind)

With others:

Sonya x Cooper

Tolerable (not counting my sisters):

1. Theodore

2. Ada

3. Nessa

4. Sonya

5. Cooper

Disposable

1. Audrey

2. The gossip crew

3. Anna

4. Let’s face it, a majority of the population wouldn’t last the night if I had this chance

5. Cooper

Congrats, Cooper, you have earned a place on both lists

Who's to say they didn't already? It's probably never going to happen grey face. Sonya is too shy and Cooper doesn't seem like the guy who wants sex anyway. It's a shame since I think once Sonya allows herself to go that far, she'd be a little freak in the sheets and that would be a real treat for Cooper.

Oh puppet, when it’s about breaking rules and legs, only one name comes to mind: Prosper Silva. Of course, I’ve grown weary of his little…tantrums. Always the same deal. You cross Prosper and you end up in the hospital. Boring. 

Truth is, little puppet, the Bailey sisters have come back on the scene and it seems like they’re gonna stir up trouble one way or another. I mean…look at them. They’re a bunch of wannabe artsy, daddy-issue diseased orphans. Perfect diverse combination of psycho sisters. 

I swear, they give Brangelina’s family a run for its money.

Finally, there’s the school fool: Cooper Glass. Seriously, my marionette, can someone please tell me how many times this boy was dropped as a baby. He’s a buffoon - albeit a buffoon with pretty fabulous hair.

But he never learns his lesson. Word is, he picked a fight with both Prosper Silva and Aaron Baxter. Neither of the two boys came out with so much as a scratch but Mr. Cooper was a black and blue as whatever STD Dylan Carter managed to acquire…this time.

On that note - did you miss me yet puppets?