Read more break to spare the poor folks on the Motorcity tag, and because this one is a bit longer than usual I think.
I drum my fingers against the dome of my helmet and listen to the droning of Deluxeâs All News (read: Propaganda) Radio Station. Â Itâs crackling valiantly from the speakers of Hunterâs old squad car. Â Heâs got a yellowed pad of paper on his lap, and a pen in one hand. Â The other is holding a code book - an honest to Goddess dead-tree book. Â Every now and then he hears something and he flips quickly through it. Â Then the pen starts going.
âWhere the Hell is Chilton?â Neesha growls. Â I have to lean over my bikeâs handlebars to see her. Â Sheâs sprawled out on the ground like a bored cat, waiting for a mouse to pounce on. Â âWeâve been here for half an hour.â
âAre you asking because youâre worried, or are you asking because you have the attention span of a gnat?â
She gives me a look as dull as the pavement. Â âYou asked the same question five minutes ago, so.â Â She makes a rude gesture at me. Â âBesides, weâre on a schedule. Â More deliveries to make than just his, and weâre gonna miss our window to get out if we wait much longer.â
âHeâs not normally late,â I point out. Â âHeâll beââ
The thundering screech of an explosion cuts across my assurances and puts a smile on both my and Neeshaâs faces. Â Hunter drops his code book and looks up from his pad. Â âNo,â he says flatly, like heâs talking to a couple of poorly trained puppies. Â He points accusingly at us. Â âNo. Â Donât even think it.â
But Neeshaâs already on her feet, fastening her goggles over her eyes as she darts for her mech, and Iâm jamming my helmet unceremoniously back on my head.
âNo!â Hunter cries. Â âGuys! Â I have a trunk full of incredibly illegal, ridiculously experimental ordinance! Â We are NOT running head first into a warzone! Â The Burners canââ
But the rest of whatever completely legitimate argument heâs making is cut off by the roar of my bikeâs engine, and the ignition of Neeshaâs jets, and really, who can argue with that?
She and I are off like a shot, and in my side-view I can see Hunter throwing a fit in the cab of his car before he jams the key into the ignition and hits the gas, tires squealing as he races to catch up. Â Neeshaâs avatar pops up in my periphery and we grin at each other.
âYou guys are idiots,â Hunter snaps over the comm channel. Â His avatar looks particularly unimpressed.
âBored idiots,â I agree.
âNot bored anymore,â says Neesha brightly.
And sheâs right, because weâre up and over the rubble and through the smoke and the dust and have landed right on the edge of what Hunter so aptly named a war zone.
There are more Kane bots zipping around in formation than I could reliably count, but my HUD is saying 53 and itâs better at math than I am. Â The ever-determined citizens of Motorcity are returning fire in spades, though, and the number fluctuates as I watch. Â Now 60. Â Now 48. Â Now 55.
âItâs not going down fast enough,â Hunter notes with a frown. Â âTheyâve gotta be pumping reinforcements in from somewhere.â
âNeesha, eyes in the sky, find their entry point. Â Hunter, get on the horn and see if you canât find Chilton and co. Â Thereâs no way theyâre missing this.â Â I rev my engine and start down toward the heart of the action, warming up the bikeâs weapons as I go.
âDadâs gonna blow a gasket if he finds out we risked the cargo,â Hunter notes as his hands fly across multiple screens, searching for a signal.Â
âThen itâs a good thing heâs not going to find out,â I reply. Â I catch sight of a scraped up couple scrambling through the rubble, looking for a way out, Kane bots on their tail. Â I throw the bike into a skid, tires screaming obscenities at me, and come to a defensive stop in front of them. Â I wait until the bots have reprioritized their targets and taken aim at me instead â instructions should be firing through their network to the other bots to do the same, pulling them away from the civvies â then unload Eponaâs weapons. Â Seven shots, three bots. Â Iâve been on the road too long. Â Iâm getting rusty.
âInterference is bad,â Hunter reports. Â âIâm not getting anything.â
Neeshaâs giant exo-suit is visible above the buildings, now, and sheâs got a good vantage point on the field as whole. Â âI see the Burners,â she reports. Â âTheyâre pinned a couple blocks east of you, Link. Â Makeshift jamming tower on one of the roofs. Â Want me to take it out?â
âNot unless you can do it without taking out the entire building.â Â Pile of damn Kane bots coming my way now. Â Probably shouldnât have let the first three announce my presence to the rest. Â Swearing under my breath I turn the bike and tear away toward Hunter and precious, precious backup.
âDo you see this suit?â she replies flatly. Â âDo you know what it is for? Â Itâs not for NOT taking out entire buildings.â
âLucky she doesnât take out the whole block,â Hunter mutters, âand itâs got nothing to do with her suit.â
She snorts. Â âItâs not MY city.â
âJust give me the coords, Neesha, you find the entry point.â
The location of the jamming tower flares red on the map and I turn in that direction. Â But a swarm of Kane bots move to intercept me. Â âHunter! Â Cover fire?â Â I ask. Â Two of the closest Kane bots explode in response before I've even finished speaking â he was, of course, already on it the instant he realized he wasnât going to be raising anyone on the horn â and I have to swerve to avoid the shrapnel.
âHey, genius,â he snaps, blowing a few more out of the road in front of me, âriddle me this. Â Who dresses funny and has a little engine capable of generating infinite energy tied to his belt?â
âThat Chuck kid?â I venture as I reach to my back and pull the S.E.B. from my belt. Â I pop the long glowing tube into the port on my bikeâs dash and a flood of blue light overwhelms the display. Â âEpona, shields!â I bark.
Thereâs a fizzle in the air and Iâm momentarily blinded before my helmet can adjust to compensate for the sudden light. Â A barrage of laser bolts hiss uselessly against the blue force field surrounding my bike and I grin and gun the engine as Hunter shoots the bots down.
âK, Iâm good! Â Neeshaâs getting swarmed, go back her up!â
âNo Iâm not,â she snaps. Â âThereâs only like twelve of them. Â Iâm fine.â
Hunter rolls his eyes and peels away to go help our trigger happy companion. Â âI donât know why you donât just leave that thing plugged in. Â It drives me insane.â
âWe could lose every gadget youâve got in that trunk,â I tell him as I pitch and weave through the ruined street, looking for a ramp big enough to get me up onto the roofs, âand it would be expensive and complicated and dangerous as Hell to replace it, but we could do it. Â How many other suns have we managed to pop into a bottle, hmm? Â None. Â It canât be replaced. Â We donât even know how to replicate it. Â Iâm not taking any chances.â
The barrage of fire from the bots changes shape and frequency, as they try to find some combination or pattern thatâll break the S.E.B.âs shield, but they canât. Â Kane Co. and Dragmire Inc. might both be giant assholes, but theyâre proprietary giant assholes, and thereâs no one in Detroit â upper or lower â with the tech to disrupt the S.E.B..
âWell given that it wonât respond to anyone but you, Mr. Iâm-Gonna-Touch-Experimental-Technology-I-Was-Explicitly-Told-Not-To-Touch, weâre not in much better shape if you take a laser to the head because you didnât have it plugged in.â
Iâd respond, but I just spotted my exit. Â Right up to the roof with the tower. Â Perfection.
âHunter are you here yet?â Neesha demands. Â âNot that I need the help, but itâs kinda hard to look for the source of these things when theyâre all freaking over me.â
He mutters something at her about how police cars canât fly so could she please come down just a little bit, but I've hit the broken ramp and am no longer listening. Â The jump is a thing of beauty, and Iâm grinning wildly as I sail from the earth. Â Thereâs something about that weightless moment between lift off and impact, when not even gravity has a claim on you. Â But itâs short lived. Â Apparently the little buggers have figured out their lasers are useless and a few of them have settled for ramming into my shield at max speed mid-jump.
They shatter to pieces on impact, but the force of the hit combined with their little exploding bodies completely destroys my trajectory and sends my bike sailing off kilter.
The bike hits the side of the wall, just shy of the roof, and I come dangerously close to losing my seat as I take a handlebar in the stomach and my breath rushes out of me. Â I just barely manage to gasp âEpona! Â Hookshot!â as gravity seeks to remind me that its claim can NEVER be denied. Â I grab the handlebars and hang on for dear life as the grappling hook explodes from the front of the bike and buries itself in the building. Â Goddess I hope no one lived in that apartment.
The bikeâs fall comes to an abrupt stop, and I wince audibly as my arms just about wrench themselves out of their sockets.
âThere!â Neesha says. Â âI see the entry point!
âEn route,â Hunter responds automatically. Â âYou okay with the bots?â
âWhy do you ask me stupid questions like that?â she demands, offended. Â âAm I okay with the bots. Â Do I LOOK like a Deluxian?â
The world is suddenly awash in the warm light of exploding robots as Neesha proves her point. Â Her original mission accomplished, she is no longer hindered by having to pay attention to anything other than her favourite thing in the world, which is pushing every available button in that mechâs cock pit. Â The number of hostiles on my HUD drops from 37 to 22 almost instantly.
I can never decide if I should be angry or relieved that the Gerudo are as proprietary as the giant assholes they fight.
âWatch your fire,â I grunt. Â âYouâre close to the upper infrastructure. Â Last thing we need is you bringing Deluxe down on our heads. Â Epona, retract.â Â The chain groans as the bike starts pulling it back in, dragging itself â and me along with it â up closer to the actual roof.
âWhat is the point of even having a mech if you never let me unload?â she demands petulantly. Â âPew. Â Pew.â Â 22 to 21. Â âWow. Â That was so much fun.â
âEntry point disabled. Â En route, Link,â Hunter says.
My bike hits the top of its chain and I wince â not close enough. Â Still a few feet to climb. Â Iâm pretty sure the remaining 21 bots are here, swarming around outside my shield. Â Hunterâs on his way, but I donât think Iâm going to be able to hang on that long. Â My arms are aching. Â I need to get up there, and fast, but the bots are moving in a holding pattern, waiting for me to lower the shield so they can get a shot.
Awesome. Â My life is awesome.
Screw it, Iâd rather get shot to death, than fall to it.
âEpona,â I grunt, bracing my feet on the bikeâs seat, âeject S.E.B.â
I wait for the distinctive hissing sound, then instantly launch myself into motion. Â The S.E.B. pops out of its slot and I grab it as I leap from the bike at the chain above it. Â I hit the switch on the tube as the blue field around the bike fizzles and disappears. Â The Kane bots buzz excitedly and ready their aim. Â A burst of plasma so blue itâs white leaps from the mouth of the tube about the length of a good old fashioned sword. Â The circuitry in my jacket hums to life as it starts pulling energy from the S.E.B. and a much smaller, vastly less encompassing force field sizzles into existence, generated by my right glove. Â I swing myself around on the chain, pressing my back to the building and keeping the shield between my head/torso and the sudden barrage of laser shots, but I havenât got anywhere near the mobility right now to protect anything else. Â I cry out as several bolts burn across my legs.
Just...seriously awesome.
I reach around the shield to slash the plasma blade through the air, sending an arc of energy hurtling away from me. Â It catches three of the bots in one go and they give an electronic shriek as theyâre cut in half and tumble to the ground. Â The unexpected loss of three units to an unfamiliar weapon sends the bots into defensive mode, and the intensity of the shots lessens as I scramble to pull myself up just a couple feet to the roof. Â None of my limbs appreciate the effort, but that's too damn bad for them.
Iâm there â my fingers are literally wrapped around the edge of safety â when one of the little bastards blows the wall of the building out from under my feet, and probably takes a good chunk of my leg with it. Â My shoulder canât take the second wrench and I lose my grip.
âLink!â Hunter cries as the squad car tears around the corner and he opens fire on the bots. Â But the bots arenât exactly the primary threat to my safety anymore, and thereâs nothing he can do to catch me.
Lucky for me, the universe had a back-up plan.
A brown-skinned hand catches my gloved one, and wrenching or no wrenching, his grip is better than mine. Â âGotcha!â Mike Chilton says with a half-grin.
Thereâs an explosion of gunfire from both Hunter below and what I assume is the rest of the Burners on the roof. Â The number of hostiles on my HUD starts dropping again as Mike pulls me up to safety. Â From 15 down to 1 in as many seconds.
âWhereâsâ?â I start, but Neesha cuts me off.
âPew pew,â she says. Â 1 down to 0. Â âTin can was playing hide and seek. Â Way to almost die, by the way. Â Iâdâve caught you, but I had to kill the bastard before it could report back home and somebody wonât let me use my big guns.â
âShut up and bring me a first aid kit," I growl. Â Mike helps me to my feet and slings one of my arms over his shoulders. Â I attempt to put weight on either leg, but neither is in the mood to cooperate and itâs all I can do to bite back my yelps. Â I glance at him from behind my helmetâs visor. Â âEveryone in one piece on YOUR team at least?â I ask.
âBurners all fine,â he replies. Â âCars are a little messed up â Stronghornâs totalled. Â Weâre more concerned about the fact that Kane took us by surprise with a force that large."
"Hey!" yells Texas, pausing in the act of tipping over the jamming tower, "we are NOT more concerned about ANYTHING other than Stronghorn, okay? Â We are all VERY concerned about Stronghorn." Â Julie pats his arm consolingly.
"You guys got here for the tail end of it," Mike continues. Â "There were almost three times that many at the start.â
âLink!â cries Dutch. Â He clasps his hands in front of him like heâs begging. Â âMy professional smuggling friend. Â Please tell me youâve got my guns. Â Please.â
âSafe and sound, Dutch,â Hunter replies on the Burnersâ channel. Â I blink and turn to look at the tower, but it appears that Texas has torn a large number of wires free of the toppled machine. Â Well, thatâs that taken care of anyway.
âThanks,â I manage as Mike sets me down near the rest of his crew.
Thereâs a dull roar as Neesha arrives and parks her mech unceremoniously on the roof. Â She pops the cockpit and climbs out, glaring furiously at me. Â âHell!â she snarls and gestures at my legs. Â âWay to go! Â Weâre never going to make up lost time now!â
âIâm so sorry,â I say sarcastically, then wince as Mike investigates the burns. Â âHow dare I get shot to pieces while dangling from a motorcycle suspended from a crumbling building by a thin yet supple chain? Â So inconsiderate.â
âIt kinda was,â Texas notes, earning himself an indulgent smile from Neesha. Â âI mean, why didnât you just make the jump? Â Texas would have.â
"Yeah," says Neesha, "Texas would have."
I ball my hand up in Mikeâs shirt and hiss a line of swear words as he tries to peel the pant leg back from another burn - or maybe it's just a gash. Â Things are starting to get blurry. Â âPermission to kill your teammate?â I gasp.
âDenied,â he answers amicably. Â âYouâre lucky none of these were direct hits.â
âDonât feel particularly lucky right now,â I manage. Â âAdrenalineâs wearing off, I donât really want to be conscious anymore. Â Do you have a safe house?â
He squeezes my shoulder and grins at me. Â âSafest there is,â he says.
âGreat,â Neesha mutters. Â âJust great.â