tlw boys and their godly parents/camp half blood headcanons
yeah im not beating the loser allegations
ray garraty- demeter. but because gods are technically amorphous, im gonna say it was her in male form. ray's dad in canon would for sure be one of those 70s style hippies, so i think demeter would take that kind of form. ray spends a ton of his time either gardening with the satyrs (because he doesn't have super honed powers), or swordfighting. he fucking LOVES swordfighting. he gets his ass handed to him by the instructors but he can fight off most of the main gang, excluding collie. he dated jan (aphrodhite cabin) for a year or so, but since they broke up, he can't walk past the aphrodhite cabin because for them it's on sight. fumble of the century.
pete mcvries- apollo. like, do i even have to give my reasoning??? he would've been a songwriter, he writes poetry, he's not exactly one of the medical kids but he's such a therapist friend (positive). something about his aura makes you feel like you can tell him anything. he frolicks around all the time at the lake because the nymphs like his songs (and i know the rest of his cabin is TIREDD of picking up after him). writes ray a new song practically once a month. we got peter "loverboy" mcvries over here.
billy stebbins- ares. this is soooo self explanatory. every time ares (the major, obviously) comes to camp he's wearing those fuckass sunglasses and army fatigues and won't stop talking about sack even though half of his children are girls. for SURE after most of ares's visits, stebbins punches the shit out of the Communal Hitting Brick and then angry cries himself to sleep. on a normal day, he's usually doing either the obstacle courses or talking to chiron. unless he got really close with ray, pete, hank, or art, he probably would end up living at camp jupiter after the war. watch this guy hit praetor status with percy-level speeds.
art baker- hades. NOW I KNOW. it's kinda a stretch to say any of them are sons of the big three, but i can SO imagine hades falling for his mom because of her morturary business, and art was meant to take over the place but because of his powers, monsters are a lot more drawn to him. maybe he might end up at camp jupiter if they needed a mortician. at chb, he loves wandering around the woods. the dryads are SWOONING over him and i cant blame them.
hank olson- hermes. idk, i just think he's there to be there. he got to chb at the tail end of the twelve cabins era, so he was pretty psyched that he went from sleeping on the floor in his own dad's cabin to having his own bunk. he walks around the woods with art or swims around at the beach in his free time. i cant tell if i want clementine to be a demeter kid or a dryad. i feel like he would be friends with a lot of hephaestus kids.
collie parker- nemesis (goddess of revenge). im gonna be honest, i was thinking abt making him aphrodhite kid but beyond that LETHAL fucking face card there wasn't any connection there. he does nottt fw his siblings, he thinks they're pretentious. he swordfights a lot, or does archery, but not much else. he really doesn't like being at camp, because it's so far from home and he can't see himself living somewhere so secluded. he would like camp jupiter more, but the roman kids highkey act like cops compared to the greek kids.
gary barkovitch- eris (goddess of jealousy). he sat in the hermes cabin for ten whole years until the battle of new york, and then he sat alone in the eris cabin for ages until newer campers arrived. i will NEVERR give him a break. he loves the pegasi stables. his meemaw sends him cookies monthly when he's away from camp, but he goes home for the winter/school year. he has a few satyrs that he's tight as fuck with and that's about it.
richard harkness- athena. not in the architecture, math, and academic way, but in the hogging-the-cabin's-desks-cause-he's-working-on-his-millionth-transcript way. his dad was an english and classics teacher and encouraged his writing. sometimes he feels inadequate compared to the rest of his siblings, but he literally became a published author at 15 so he's doing okay for himself. when mr d isn't bullying him for existing, sometimes he gets permission to sit around and write in the main room of the big house because it's usually so quiet.
thomas curley- demeter. SPREADING THE RAY AND CURLEY BEING BROTHERS ADGENDA. he spends most of his time with the pegasi or at the archery range (doing anything but farming) because the satyrs are lowkey mean to him. curley's been at camp since he was really young. basically the first time his mom noticed some weird shit happening, she hauled his ass to long island. he's one of the fastest runners, so during capture the flag, the athena cabin always tries to get on demeter's side.
rank sanders- tyche (goddess of luck). i don't have much of a reason for this, but i like making him and barkovitch opposites or parallels. they probably spent a while in the hermes cabin together, but never interacted. rank has insane luck and barkovitch has some bullshit luck and there is definitely some resentment for that. rank kinda wanders around camp to find anyone who needs help, so he spends a lot of time with the demeter kids at the strawberry fields or the apollo kids in the infirmary. he has a big ass scar on his face from something that happened in the war of new york, and no one really knows what happened.
this shit is not coherent⁉️
