I can explain pt2
On Ao3 ONE TREE FOUR FIVE BONUS +1
TWO
Jaskier shrieks.
It surprises him too, but that is what happens when six small paws are tickling his sides. He has no idea what this tiny creature is, but it is adorable, it’s fur brown and shiny. And heavy, because it is holding him down as it licks him all over the face. Jaskier doesn’t giggle. This is a chuckle. Absolutely a chuckle, and a very dignified one at that, thank you very much. The shriek, alright, it wasn’t very dignified.
The next moment though, Geralt bursts through the underbrush, sword raised and ready to protect Jaskier from his attacker. Jaskier can almost see him on the other side of his new, furry friend, almost hearing his accusing tone through his own chuckles-not-giggles.
“What are you doing?!” Geralt asks, lowering his sword.
“I can explain!” Jaskier wheezes, breathless from both his laughing and the weight of this little creature.
“You better!” Geralt exclaims, sheeting his sword again and pushing the creature off Jaskier. Geralt shoos it away with some big, loud motions as Jaskier catches his breath.
“Aaww.” he complains. “It was so cute.”
“Take off your clothes.” Geralt says when he helps Jaskier up.
Jaskier blinks, mouth falling open in surprise.
“What?” He asks, blinking fast a few times. “Here? Now?”
Of all the times he wanted to hear Geralt say that to him, this is not when he expected it.
“Clothes. Off.”
This time, Jaskier does blush, but he covers it up quickly with a flirty smirk.
“Why, Geralt, I’d thought you’d never ask.”
“No time to act cute, bard. Why were you playing with a Moth Puppet?”
Geralt thinks he is cute. That is what he registers first.
“Wait. Moth Puppet?” Jaskiers hand stills on his buttons, and he looks confusedly up at Geralt.
Geralt sighs and steps in close to help him speed up the process.
Oh shit. Geralt is undressing him.
“Yes. The Puppet finds and marks the prey, and then the Moth follows. You have its scent all over you. Get those clothes off, now.”
Jaskier might have given Geralt undressing him a thought, just the once or twice. But in his mind, it usually ends with Geralt getting undressed too, not Jaskier hurrying after Geralt back to Roach and getting a massage with raw onions to ‘hide the scent’.
Not at all, actually.
