Aug 24, 2022
How to be sexy?
Well, first of all, be sexy, obviously, and if you have sex with a sexy person, you might find that this works to your advantage in terms of getting laid.
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How to be sexy?
Well, first of all, be sexy, obviously, and if you have sex with a sexy person, you might find that this works to your advantage in terms of getting laid.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Tell me the legend of Acrobat Monkey
Tell me some facts about Bowser’s Kingdom from Super Mario Odyssey
Well, it's got a castle, which has rooms, each room has things in it, etc.
Tell me about MatPat, Stephanie, and Skip the Cat
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I don't really know how to describe MatPat except to say "you may know of him from [other stuff I've done]." He is someone who writes about video games and other nerd topics, sometimes in a fun way that's kind of like a "let me tell you about my hyperfixations" way, but who has also become a meme for the ways in which he tries to "break down" video games so you can explain them to a child.
I think the "let me explain things to a child" angle has gotten a lot less popular over time, but that doesn't mean people have stopped doing it!
I think the Skip the Cat series is one of his best, but I have no idea how to give a good non-meme explanation of it, other than the "inventor of the universe gets bored" angle.
(He is also the guy who invented the "gambling" genre of youtube videos, which -- although I'd never used that word before -- feels kind of appropriate in a lot of ways. You get to see video games that are like gambling but with no real-world consequences (or rather, with only very weak real-world consequences.) It seems like he's gotten a lot of mileage out of this, with his "How Badly Can I Play Videogames" series and the like.)
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He’ll be fighting for his own hand!
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I mean, he'll be fighting for HIS own hand! He'll have a fair shot!
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In that case, let's all hope he can do better than his sister, whom we saw only briefly last time:
(P. S. I think we all agree she's a much, much worse anime protag than she appears in the show. I mean, look at her: what was up with that look of distaste?)
To right the countless wrongs of our day, We shine this light of true redemption, That this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...
This is Homestuck music, but so many parts of this sound exactly like the way I've been listening to all my favorite music the past few days