#mostdontknowit

I’ve seen male maids for straight weddings. Like a brother or childhood friend.

In this case, he’s not a childhood friend...I’d probably have better ammo if he was family or someone I had known since childhood. This is a friend I met twelve years ago. A long time, sure, but I’m secretly old and time has no value.

I still want to have him in my bridal party. I mean...neither my fiance or I are religious [unless you count Church of Todd in which my god is a very polite Asian man...who I hope will come to the wedding] so I could always offer to pay for my friend to become ordained so he can perform the wedding since I don’t currently have anyone in mind for that and it’s not like I don’t have other female friends...but like I asked him years ago and his only condition was he didn’t want to wear a dress.

I don’t mind ships too much so long as they make sense. What annoys me when it’s a gay-ship and they get furious when either it’s not true or other people don’t think it’ll be cannon. I’ve seen too many people try to take down creators saying they’re “homophobes” and I find that pretty upsetting.

I don’t like when people call the creators homophobic because a gay ship popular in the fandom isn’t canon...or if a fellow fan doesn’t ship the local popular gay fan pairing.

how’d you do this with replies?!? :O

I have magic powers!

I was super excited when I read that. I thought it was gonna be Donald Glover as Miles Morales at first before they said who he was gonna be.

And that would have been great, but the reason why Donald Glover wouldn’t have worked as Spiderman is the same reason why the last two Spiderman actors weren’t as great as they could have been...too old. Miles is like Peter in that he was a teenaged hero. However, he damn well better come back.

So a few years ago, before I came out or anything I always got ads for birth control, condoms and sex toys. It was weird cause like I was hyper-religious and all that jazz. I was like “what type of websites did I visit for it to think I want to buy anal beads?”

Mostly Amazon seems to think I have several children.

Like not one or two. It thinks I have several. Amazon sent me an email saying it recommended I get a DVD of Shopkins’s Halloween adventures and one of those prams that lets you load up three kids at once and you can attach two of them together to push six kids. Why would I need to push around six kids? I have zero kids!

I was just wondering this too. Like if I ever got a new cartridge would the extra save files and data still be there?

Ah! Yes! I was just able to confirm that the EXTRA files are still there!

I am so happy. Depressed as all fuck that my save file where I married Keaton is on the cartridge that’s missing and thus will be missing his birthday, and my Bond Unit with my friend Mr. Dane was on that same save file, but I was able to recover two of my other files because they were saved in the extra spaces.

I just recruited Benny and Elise’s son to celebrate being able to play again and picking up where I left off.

“Boring” is a town in Oregon. Apparently the other O states there’s a town called “Okay”, and the other state has one called “Dull” (I can’t remember which one’s which)

Actually, Dull is in Scotland, so not another state. I drove through Dull when I went on my vacation. The two of them paired with Bland, Australia.