#most amusing

Okay, so last night [11/18], I posted an item asking who wanted to hear about the time I got K.O.'d by a canoe. And it wasn't even in the water-

So, strap in:

This happened about a year ago, so I may not remember everything. I'm okay now btw, maybe-

We live outside of the city limits and kinda out in the country. So we have a well-pump to get water. But the pump was broken and needed to be replaced. How do you do that?? You have to pull the pump all the way from the bottom of the well without breaking the PVC pipe that you use to pull is up 😅🥲 So, me and my brother were helping my dad to do this

The next thing you need to know is we have two canoes on a rack about six feet above the ground, and I USED to be able to walk under them when I was shorter- DON'T GET AHEAD OF ME HERE, I SEE YOU SNICKERING-

Anyway, my dad tells me to go get a wire cutter or a wrench, or something like that, I don't remember what I getting-- but I run back to him, and I have to go around the canoes to get to him. But I misjudged my spacing-

And-- POW-- I get smacked right in the forehead by a canoe bow and land flat on my back with my left leg tucked underneath my behind. So I did pull a muscle and probably bruised something else, I couldn't walk for about 20 minutes XD, and even after I COULD walk, I limped for about a week.

So now I can officially say I have been K.O.'d by a canoe.

tags to alert those who wanted it and others I wanna tell:

@the-superoriginal

@ireallyliketacosokay

@teafangirl

@itzzkaylaaa

@scarlettauthor

@marvel-rp-shitter

@oh-to-be-a-murderer

@daniel-barnes-the-ghost

@you-are-loved-alwaysandforever

@multiverse-peterbparker

@fictionalmenjusthitdifferent

@nataliaromanova-official

@thewhitespiderwitch

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