#morbius doctors

v1-v13 were somewhere else

Not Authorial Confirmation of Anything done as speculation only

The first of my many memes

The faces of the Doctor?

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Fifteen: “Ham & Cheese toastie and a pumpkin latte.”

Twelve: “Do you mind?! We were in the middle of… personal activities!”

Fifteen: “I am so sorry… wait a tic, I remember this… you’re playing Twister, aren’t you?”

River: “Oh, we most definitely are playing Twister… if you catch my drif-

Twelve: “Wait, no, shut up, did he just say-

River: “Did you just tell your wife to shut up…?”

Twelve: “What…? You tell me to shut up all the time, I thought it was our ‘thing’ as a couple.”

River: “Our ‘thing’ as a couple is a complete mess of timey-wimey nonsense across the universe!”

Twelve: “Alright, alright, I’ll make it up to you, sweetie.”

River: “Then all is forgiven, I suppose…” (sighs)

Twelve: “Now, for Mr. Pumpkin Latte over here-

Fifteen: “I swear on Chesterton’s name, I didn’t know it was you, otherwise I would’ve sent an alert before barging in technically uninvited!”

River: “Wait a hot minute… is this a send-up? Am I being punked? …or am I being hunked…?”

Fifteen: “Haaah… listen, River, sweetie, it’s not what you think-

Twelve: “Look, whatever it is I’m sure it’s important, but I’m about to win this game with our wife.”

River: “I told you, no Venusian aikido allowed!”

Twelve: “Well, you’re using Tersuran yoga!”

River: “That’s totally diff… wait, did you just say-

Twelve: “Did you try to justify double standards to your husband in front of your husband…?”

River: “But… so he’s… how many faces do you have?!”

Fifteen: “Oh, you have no idea, honey…” (laughs)

River: “Oh, this is far too much… and yes, I did.”

Twelve: “Okay, you- (points at River) -need to lighten up just a bit and play by the rules for a change.”

River: “Since when have you cared about rules?”

Twelve: “…okay, fair point.”

River: “Hm.” (nods with a smile)

Twelve: “And you- (points at Fifteen) -need to leave!”

Fifteen: “But how could I possibly have known?!”

Twelve: “The sign on the door. It says ‘KEEP OUT’.”

River: “No, it says ‘STAY AWAY ME’.”

Twelve: “Well, I’m he, and he’s me-

Fifteen: “And we are all together, goo goo g’joob!”

River: “No, you wrote it specifically for Ashildr.”

Twelve: “Hoist by my own legal loophole…”

Fifteen: “Well, I will take your advice and leave-

Twelve: “Wait! Before you go, since I won’t remember any of this later anyway, I’m curious to know-

River: “Spoilers!”

Twelve: “Like I said, I won’t remem-

River: “I meant spoilers for me, sweetie!”

Twelve: “Oh, you won’t need to worry, darling…”

River: “Wait… wh-

Twelve: “How far along are you, anyway?”

Fifteen: “Well… three and five, I suppose?”

Twelve: “Three… and five?”

River: “Oh, so you’re number twenty!”

Fifteen: “Actually, I’m number fifteen.”

Twelve: “Wait, but what about the other five?”

Fifteen: “Other two.”

River: “Other two what?”

Fifteen: “Other two… goo goo g’joobs.”

Twelve: “Okay, I’m ever so slightly befuddled…”

Fifteen: “Alright, since you won’t remember, and since River’s gonna find out anyway-

River: “What on Darillium are you insinuating?”

Fifteen: “River, babes… please.”

River: “…yeah, you got me there.”

Fifteen: “I’ll give you the tl;dr: Thirteen, then Master, then Thirteen again, then Fourteen - who looks like Ten - then Yours Truly in tandem with Fourteen.”

Twelve: “I’m sorry… we become Thirteen, and then… you said the Master?!”

Fifteen: “Yes! He forces her to regenerate into him-

Twelve: “He, the Doctor, forces her, Missy, to regenerate into him, the Doctor?”

Fifteen: “Other way ‘round, honey.”

Twelve: “Then… I’m gonna be a-

Fifteen: “Mhm.” (Nods; smiles)

Twelve: “…twice?”

Fifteen: “Oh, yes.”

Twelve: “So… we undo the Master’s regeneration, and then we get back one of our old faces…”

Fifteen: “Correct.”

Twelve: “But… you said you regenerate ‘in tandem’ with New-Ten.”

Fifteen: “Oh, Isaac Newton… he is hot af!”

River: “I imagine he has real mavitas, yes?”

Twelve: “‘Mavitas’…?”

Fifteen: “Oh, yes… best fifty-five seconds of that trip.”

River: “Oh, I can imagine…” (chuckles)

Twelve: (clears throat)

Fifteen: “Right… short story shorter, we bigenerate.”

Twelve: (laughs derisively)

Fifteen: “We do! I swear!”

Twelve: “Bigeneration is a myth! A fairy story!”

Fifteen: “So was the Solitract until it turned up real!”

Twelve: “Poppycock! The Solitract Dimension was just another of Granny Five’s tall tales.”

Fifteen: “Well, then it’ll be a nice surprise for you.”

Twelve: “I look forward to it.”

Fifteen: “Okay, I’m off.” (turns to leave)

River: “Until the next time, ‘babes’.”

Fifteen: “Oh, one other thing.” (looks back)

Twelve: “I’m listening…”

Fifteen: “You know the saying ‘before the beginning’?”

Twelve: “Of course I do. Why?”

Fifteen: “Morbius. Doctor Four. Face Twelve.” (leaves)

Twelve: “No… those faces…?”

River: “What is it?”

susan foreman is the grandchild of the fugitive doctor?? or some other morbius doc?!??