#mooshifcs

DO YOU FILTER AO3 WITH THE ORGANIZED CRIME TAG!

DID THE ATEEZ ICE ON MY TEETH MUSIC VIDEO CAUSE YOU IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO YOUR BRAIN FOR 3 WEEKS BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU COULD THINK ABOUT!

DO YOU LIKE YUNGI AND THINK THEY SHOULD KISS!

DO YOU LIKE MURDER! AND CRIME! AND FOUND FAMILY!

DO YOU LIKE WHEN A FOUND FAMILY ARE ALL LITTLE TOXIC TO EACH OTHER IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENSE!

WELL THEN THIS IS THE FIC FOR YOU (HOPEFULLY MAYBE)

INTRODUCING: TEACH ME HOW TO BURN OUT!!!

^LINK IS IN THE WORDS

I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO DESCRIBE IT BESIDES I WATCHED ICE ON MY TEETH TO MUCH AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

HERE'S A KIND OF MOOD BOARD I GUESS

(IDK HOW THESE WORK) IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE-

ITS MORE LIKE THIS AT FIRST!

ft: the authors hatred of wet shoes! the author projecting his stupidity onto mingi! fun things like that!

please read it- ive never advertised here before-

i don't know how to be normal introducing myself so wassup you can call me halo or star or lemon or fucking whatever i'm a man of many names

i'm '06 so do with that information what you will

i've made it my mission to be cringe in every style imaginable so yes i am a kpop stan on top of being a minecraft fan on top of being a fanfic writer on top of being an anime fan 👍 10/10 would reccomend

i do have an ao3. it's my baby even if i never finish any fics ever (i will one day. one day.)

just yapping:

#void talks lmao - literally just me talking/reblogs

#mooshifics - general fanfic stuff

#wow he speaks - responding to messages

#star watches merlin - my live blogging/reactions to watching to BBCs Merlin for the first time

specific fanfic related:

#too sweet qsmp - qsmo figure skating fic

#wasteland baby qsmp - qsmp fanfic (rewrite of too sweet)

#teach me to burn out - ateez fanfic

and i guess the person who writes it- (it’s 12 am i’m bored and just wrote 3000 words of angst in one sitting so now i deserve to rant, as a treat)

i am a figure skater irl- i also am not a fan of hockey skaters and they piss me off- especially at my home rink- i try not be to obvious about it because some characters are hockey players, but it shines through sometimes

i have to rewrite chapters because i use too much figure skating terminology that no one understands

i have exactly 5 google docs for this fic and none of them have usual names (chat fic: me when i’m crazy and write fics for my sport, one shots: still crazy still writing fics for my sport, too sweet: chippichippichappachappa, background information: *matpat voice* LOREEEEEEE, orginal google doc where it was workshopped: BOLASBOLASBOLASBOLAS)

cellbit doesn’t like coffee in this because i fucking hate coffee, idk why i just think the smell is terrible

i actually suck at dialogue- it’s like- the hardest part if writing for me-

i have both a spotify playlist and a pinterest board for this universe-

cellbos original program music was “eat your young” by hozier

i started writing this universe at my own competition because i was bored as fuck and just had to sit in the rink for 4 hours before we got to go home

i gave what was basically a ted talk about the lore of this universe to my bet friend for 3 fucking hours- i do not know why they are not sick of me yet-

i had got stop writing the chat fic because i realized i spoiled the actual fic in it 😭

-After meeting Foolish, Vegetta went out of his way to visit their practices because he thought Foolish was really pretty (Marianna had to drag his gay ass away after he got a nosebleed)

-Once Cellbit found out Bad was on Soulfyre, he actively started annoying him at the practices, Tazercraft and Tubbo joining in (where Pac goes, Mike goes)

-Felps watches the Bolas training, hyping them up

-The Brazil Bois go skateboarding together in their free time

-One of the judges this time around is the Watcher, who keeps an eye on Cellbit and Baghera for reasons unknown

-After meeting for the first time, Fit rants about Pac to Etoiles and Phil (Phil does the same, but about Missa)

-Ranboo and Sneeg follow the Bolas team as helpers fir their events, letting them hang out with their friends more

-Ranboo has become an honorary Bolas member, alongside another friend of theirs; Jack Manifold

-Mike and slime (i forgot if u made them siblings or not so if so excuse this) but childhood friends. Both randomly text each other every 2 years or so and swore to ignore the msgs in the chat related to each other to not break the streak -somethjing about phil being tubbos past coach... something about phil checking in w missa to see how hes doing..

-jaiden and cellbit r working on a silly comic together based on bolas dnd w slime and baghera

-something about the bagi tubbo and cellbit headcanon here.. idk cell-tubbo-bagi friendship is real to me or at least unspoken care

-speaking of cellbit... stares at pac.. in my mind they were each others gay awakenings (much to the teasing and disgust of mike /j)

ILL SEND THE OTHJERS I THINK OF !! HAPPY FIC !!