Moonstone!dipper and Diamond!bill -but young diamond so not fully grown- talking about earth.
“The Earth is INCREDIBLE my Diamond! there are so many species’, and the humans! incredible! they’re so many various personalities and they don’t have destined jobs like we do! It was AMAZING my diamond!”
“yeesh pine tree, You found out that much in just a 2 day stay there? I’m starting to regret not coming with you and didn’t I tell you not to call me ‘My Diamond’”
“uh-i don’t think i can call you by your chosen name My Diamond but uh anyways,i even met some gems that graciously took me in when i lost track of the rubies!.... the uh,Crystal Gems I believe.. I met someone there, who looked a lot like me, but they were a sun stone. i believe they’re name was Mabel.” (ignores the last part lol)
“ You met Gems on earth and some gem that looked like you ? i wonder why they were there. I don’t think Big Y.D sent any other gems for recon.”
(my headcanon about them in Crystal falls is that Dipper and Mabel were hole-mates, born from 2 holes that were too close to each other so they were born at the same date and they looked a lot alike but they were separated at birth during the gem war, Mabel was in Earth and Dipper lived in Homeworld)
(Bill got his bow tie from dipper since Dipper is the prime Gem Librarian in change of all the logs of the homeworld, Dipper also has a few old age Victorian Earth books like How to Tie a Bow Tie)
(Dipper is also Bill’s personal attendant since he didn’t want a in his words “a Boring nosy busy body yellow Pearl” watching his every move, but bill is a bit wishy washy about being called “My diamond” by dipper )
(Yellow diamond calls Bill Young one lol)
(Dipper is an earth enthusiast lol)
