Hi Runaan, any funny Ethari stories?
Well, I didnât think it was very funny, but Ethari was rather amused.
We were grooming our mounts just the other day, and I was working on Lachirâs tail. I always tell her how pretty she is when I groom her, because she likes to feel pretty. Ethari told Tethu, âYouâre pretty too, boy. Yes you are.â
So I told Lachir, âYes, but youâre prettier, sweetheart. Youâre the prettiest mount in all the Forest, and I love you, my good girl.â And she preened and snorted at Tethu.
Ethari just chuckled and kept brushing Tethuâs fur. âYou may be right, love,â he said calmly. âBut âprettyâ wonât save her from us in a fight.â
Tethu huffed in agreement and gave Ethari a supportive lick on the cheek. And then he eyed Lachir speculatively, like he was legitimately about to pounce on her!
The undignified and protective noise I made as I clutched at her tail! And then she yipped at me for messing up her tailfeathers! Ethari was in stitches. Or rather, he was about to be.
But then Tethu let out a single low growl, just as I started to think about taking a single step toward Ethari to tickle him half to death for his words. And I reconsidered, very wisely, after calculating my body weight versus Tethuâs, and the fact that he has claws and fangs, and he loves Ethari more than he loves me.
Ethari laughed for a solid five minutes over how quickly I noped out and dropped the issue, but he did help me straighten Lachirâs rumpled feathers, too. Because although he is a terrible tease, he is my sweet husband, too. A most Moonshadow combination in the most handsome of elves, at whose feet I am entirely helpless.
my moonstrider is objectively prettier though change my mind

















