#moonprincess101

God save us all.

ashdnsjdjs as the youngest of two i can attest to that! though my irl brother and i are pretty far apart in age, we still annoy each other

let’s get into it !!

- these two Do Not Shut The Fuck Up

- they bicker fuckin constantly. it’s so bad.

- one time the two were teaching a lesson and wu just kept making comments about how garm was teaching

- garm tries to ignore it at first, but then he just starts firing back at wu

- the ninja sit there for like three minutes just watching the two go back and forth

- you think lloyd’s pranks are bad? where do you think homie got it from…

- garmadon is a master prankster. the brothers might be older and wiser but that doesn’t mean they’ve lost their playful sides.

- wu, of course, strikes back. it’s a very rare and scary time in the monastery when those two start their shenanigans. booby traps are everywhere.

- one of garm’s pet peeves is how weirdly vague and cryptic wu is, so wu of course just says random things that barely make sense and garm is like “THAT DOESN’T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING!!!”

- he once told wu to “go fill a fortune cookie” at dinner once and the ninja fucking lost it

- it’s constant taunting between the two. it’s literally so bad. they just and see who will give in first and end up sparring with the other (it’s usually garmadon, mans got an easy temper)

“Miss Angel!! Thank you so much! I can never fully repay this kindness!”

He's a bit of an ugly crier but he's starstruck by the thoughtfulness and wants to repay it someday 🥰

Soren: Quite well, I believe! We're planning our next adventure, actually! We're looking at a sea temple

Ellegaard: Just need to make sure we've got enough water-breathing potions... we've been gathering ingredients

Gabriel: Also we need to get some sleeping nettles to trick Ivor into taking a nap before we go.

don't ask

Answered something similar a while ago which you can find over yonder

Kabu

One morning Kabu catches himself wondering if the new Champion has a warm enough jacket or if they've eaten their vegetables and he's like 'what the fuck'.

God damn these young trainers and their paternal miasma.

Yes Milo and Nessa find out about it. Yes they make fun of his sentimental old ass. It doesn't bother him all that much though, it kinda. Feels nice. Feeling part of a big weird family like this.

A couple days a month he'll see if they're free for a friendly Pokemon battle. Just to check on the condition of their Pokemon, of course. No ulterior motives from Kabu, like secretly checking they're getting enough sleep.

He's the parent-figure you go to for awkward advice, a pat on the back, and a crisp highfive.

Opal

After she adopted Bede she looked at the new Champion and thought 'yeah why not'.

Which is ironic considering she didn't particularly like being seen as Bede's adoptive parent/grandparent at first, but she went 'fuck it' and picked up another kid anyway. She'll take Hop too she doesn't give a shit.

Plus all the other Gym Leaders, and Leon and Sonia, are like weird kids to her. May as well pick up a new one to heckle whenever she gets the chance.

She refers to them as Bede's sibling just to make him squirm. Gotta remind him to stay humble.

She's the parent-figure you go to for a swift proverbial kick in the ass and advice that hits a lil too deep.

Melony

She already has five kids, what's one more, really?

Like she'll start giving them invites to family dinners and shit. Their family and friends are welcome too, of course! The more the merrier.

Being a Gym Leader's tough work, she can only imagine what it's like for someone so young to be Champion. She doesn't want to seem too overbearing though, especially to someone who's not her child, so she tries to limit how often she checks up on them. They do have their own parents, after all.

I'll restate that she refers to them as Gordie's younger sibling purely to fuck with him and knock him off balance for a while.

Yeah you can totally write a fic about, that’d be rad! Though you asking breeding questions and then asking for a fic makes me a touch concerned ahaha. 

I usually try to avoid breeding questions because it teeters on some weird territory. I haven’t given it any serious thought because I’m not sure if I wanted it to be like “their DNA has been rewritten” or if its just “Hey i have pokemon features now”