#moonposts

There's no way. Like no absolute way

“Achilles wished all Greeks would die, so that he and Patroclus could conquer Troy alone.”

Hannibal says that. While drawing Will and himself as Greek mythology erotica fanart. And showing said erotica fanart TO WILL.

Can y'all just kiss it out, like what.

One Punch Man: Caped Baldy but with a sucker punch

Gintama: we have a plot now but we didn't forget the dicks.

Madoka Magica: uh, what the fuck

My Hero Academia: CINNAMON ROLL CAN BECOME A HERO

Mob Psycho 100: oH SHIT HE'S AT 99%

Haikyuu!!: oH SHIT HE CAN JUMP

Boruto: because Naruto. It rhymes. Fuck you.

One Piece: we'll find it in your next life

Hunter x Hunter: we'll continue in your next life

Attack on Titan: fuck he's a titan. fuck she's a titan

Owari No Seraph: we want to be gay

Iwatobi Swim Club: we're kind of gay

Yuri on Ice: we're actually gay

Tokyo Ghoul: I DONT WANNA BE A GHOUL, but I mean if I have to then whatever

The Sacrificial Maiden Corrupted by Coupling With an Oni