#moon germs

Le bff and I are at the air and space museum and we’re on some guided tour with Wee Yee, our guide. And we’re talking about when Apollo 11 landed, the astronauts had to change clothes. Why? Because, as Wee Yee said, “there could be moon germs.” They landed in the water and if the moon germs, the moon cooties, got into the water, they can’t brag about going to the moon anymore because the whole world is dead.