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ATTENTION EVERYONE!
DANGANRONPA CYBERSPACE PROLOGUE IS OUT! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Ladies and gentlemen! Have you ever wondered what Danganronpa: Cyberspace character you are? Well now you can find out! Take the quiz today! Make sure to reblog this post with your results!
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DANGANRONPA CYBERSPACE PROLOGUE: PART 1
[Black screen.]
???: [ā¦alone. Iām all alone. Iāve always felt aloneā¦]
???: [Wait, how can I always be alone if I canāt even remember what my name is? Or how I got here? Or why I feel soā¦out of it.]
Haruki: [Okay. Baby steps. I am Haruki Douzono. I got accepted into Hopeās Peak a week or two ago as the Ultimate Cyborg. And I donāt know where I am.]
Haruki: [I move my body, my arm, my legs, and open my eyes. Above me is a girl with a long, blue ponytail. Her eyes light up when she sees my eyes open.]
???: Hey, hey youāre awake! Everyone!
Heās finally woken up!
Haruki: Whatāsā¦whatās going on? Where are we..?
???: We allā¦we arenāt sure ourselves. We all just woke up here. Anyway, are you okay? Can you stand?
Haruki: [I gently sat up, and looked around. There were more people here, and they all looked confused or quite bored. I got to my feet.]
???: It took you long enough, like, I thought you were dead.
???: Hey now, he had a pulse for a while. I was thinking you suffered a concussion, Hun.
???: Youāre okay now, thatās all that matters.
???: Enough glad here, and thankful that, does anyone happen to know how we ended up in this little predicament?
???: Ooooh, maybe we were kidnapped! I always wanted to see what that felt like, hehehehe!
Haruki: Kidnapped? We couldnāt have been kidnappedā¦I mean, I donāt think this is what kidnapping looks like.
Haruki: [That girl canāt be seriousā¦I mean, it makes a lot of sense, but at least I was warned before being taken away.]
???: Ohhhh, thisāll be a HIT with my followers! Everyone, sayyyy kidnapped!
Haruki: [The person held up their phone, and pointed the camera at the rest of the group. For some reason, my natural instinct is to smile at it. What am I doing?]
???: You have a phone?! Call for help! Call someone!
???: Alright, alright, quit nagging me-
Haruki: [The girl pouted as the person frantically typed on their phone. We all watched in anticipation, but after a while, the person turned off their phone and sighed.]
???: No dice, no signal, no escape. Wahhhh, this sucks, I canāt post-
???: You can get your unhealthy ego boost from the internet later. We need to figure out where we are. Perhaps explore. And check your bodies. There might be signs of distress.
???: Do you m-meanā¦drugged and dragged?! The image of someone scraping me across the floor as Iām all drugged upā¦ick!
???: No, we all look fineā¦and if they wouldāve been rough with us, they wouldāve tied us up too. It would be gigoehan!
Haruki: [As everyone argued, the blue-ponytailed girl tapped my shoulder.]
???: Hey, Iām just checking on ya. You were out for a while, yāknow?
Haruki: Thank you, but Iām pretty sure Iāll be fine. Iām built different.
???: Hehe, cool. I like your jacket! Itās very comfy looking.
Haruki: It is, I sleep in it.
???: Soooo, you must bee getting a great nightās sleep!
ā¦
Haruki: [Was there a joke I wasnāt getting? She just keeps staring at me.]
???: ā¦
Haruki: ā¦
???: Oh shoot, I havenāt introduced myself yetā¦the joke wouldāve been- nevermind!
Kiki: Iām the Ultimate Beekeeper, Kiki Gunji! Weāre going toā¦beecome such great friends!
Haruki: [Okay, now I get the joke.]
Haruki: Hehehe, I like your puns.
Kiki: Thanks, my Grandma always told me that, even in the darkest of situations, itāll probably make a funny story one day.
Haruki: Trueā¦hopefully this maybe kidnapping will be hysterical.
Kiki: Hmhmhm, soooo, whatās your name? Are you an ultimate too?
Haruki: Yeah, Iām Haruki Douzono. Iām the Ultimateā¦
Haruki: [I trailed off. I didnāt wanna tell her I was a cyborgā¦itās not even a real ultimate. And she might see me as a freakā¦]
Kiki: You forgot the Ultimate part of your introduction. I can guess! Hm, Hiker, Biker, Spiker-
Haruki: Cyborg. Iām the Ultimate Cyborg.
Kiki: A CYBORG?!
Haruki: [She said loud enough to where a few people looked at us.]
Haruki: Hey, not so loud, please! I donāt want people to know thatās my ultimate.
Kiki: Why not? Itās so cool!
Haruki: Most people donāt think soā¦and I tend to get seen as less than human.
Haruki: [As soon as I finished that sentence, her eyes seemed to burn with rage.]
Kiki: Less than human?! Are you kidding me?!? Thatās pathetic! Being a cyborg is such a feat technologically! They need to shut the fuck up!!
Kiki: Heyo, if anyone is being mean to you because of your cyborg-ness, then send them to me! Iāll give them a beat down!
Haruki: Eh?! No, donāt beat anyone up, please donāt! Thank you for uh, caring that much though.
Kiki: Itās nothing! Donāt thank me!! People being ignorant just really, really pisses me off.
Haruki: Speaking of people, do you think anyone has come up with a plan?
Kiki: Dunno, but-
CRACK!
Haruki: [A sudden crack tore through the air. We all looked to see where it came from, and I was shocked to see a girl with long purple hair holding a riding crop. She cracked it again, then handed it to a tall, platinum blonde man.]
???: Thank you for that.
???: Itās my pleasure, dear.
[The girl handed him the riding crop, and he stepped aside. She cleared her throat.]
???: Everyone, I have devised the absolute best plan for this situation.
[A green haired girl raises her hand.]
???: Yes, Miss?
???: Whyyyy are you the leader? Just because you have a clipboard?
???: I have pockets full of human teeth, so you all should be on your knees.
Haruki: [Sorry, she has what?!]
???: Thatās why.
???: Iām TALKING here? Okay, I have reached a conclusion! We all should investigate safely and get acquainted with each other!
???: There is a very real possibility that we could be trapped here for a long time, so we need to gather as much information as we possibly can!
???: Furthermore, making friends and socializing with each other is to help us not feel isolated and alone in a situation like this!
???: Any questions?
Haruki: [A boy with sunglasses raised his hand. The girl at the front pointed to him.]
???: Yes?
???: Chick, you said something likeā¦investigating safely? What didjaā mean by that? Also, loving the dress.
???: One, thank you, I look great in everything! Two, I have taken the time to look at the ground, and I have noticed that there are traps.
???: Traps..? May you elaborate?
???: Perhaps, if you all let me finish my SENTENCE! Huff, on the ground, under the fake grass, there are outlines of trapped doors.
???: Oh! Oh oh, may I test something! Itāll be the most fun! Someone, give me something, anything!
???: Will a pen suffice?
???: Yes, yes! Perfect!
Haruki: [He snatched the pen out of the girlās hand and smirked.]
???: And a one, and a two-
Haruki: [He tossed the pen on top of the trapped door. We all watched, nothing happened. The girl went to retrieve her pen, but-]
Haruki: WATCH OUT!
Haruki: [She froze in front of the trap door, and we all watched as the flaps opened, and the pen dropped into a pit of fire. The girl, with a face completely void of emotion, turned around.]
???: A pity. I liked that pen.
???: Soooā¦search safely.
Haruki: [We all nodded in agreement, and everyone began to search, very very very cautiously.]
Haruki: [I turned to Kiki, who looked a bit worried.]
Haruki: I kinda donāt wanna move anymore.
Kiki: Yeahā¦thatās fair.
ā¦
Kiki: Wanna search together?
Haruki: Definitely.
Kiki: Make sure to catch me if I fall into a fire pit!
Haruki: Me and my cybernetic abilities will try to save you.
Kiki: Abilities? Are you super strong or do you have heat vision??
Haruki: Iām a cyborg, not a robot, Iām still human.
Kiki: Oh, sorry-
Haruki: Itās nothing. My powers areā¦well, Iām not too sure. I know I can shoot energy beams from my hand, but thatās all.
Haruki: The doctors didnāt expect me to live long enough to use them, anywayā¦
Kiki: What was that?
Haruki: Nothing, letās start investigating.
Kiki: We also need to introduce ourselves! And we can do that together! Remember, if anyone is being a jerk, Iāll tear them to pieces!! Ha!
Haruki: Thanks, but- eh. Letās just go.
Haruki: [Kiki and I walked over to the purple haired girl, the one shouting orders at everyone.]
Haruki: Hi, my friend and I were wondering where to start searching?
???: Oh, letās seeā¦
Haruki: [The girl surveyed the room, and pointed over to a corner.]
???: Right over there, begin searching the walls, then search the floors. But not before checking for more traps of course.
Haruki: Tha-
Kiki: Heyyyy, before we do that, you said we should try to get closer to each other, right?
???: Yes, bonding with each other is crucial!
Kiki: So, we should introduce ourselves! Iām Kiki Gunji, the Ultimate Beekeeper, and this is Haruki Douzono, the Ultimate-
Haruki: Completely normal human being.
???: ā¦Iāve checked and researched Hopeās Peak, and Iāve never, in all my hours, heard Average Joe as an ultimate.
???: So, I can conclude that you are lying to me.
Haruki: [The girl stared at me, with very intense eyes. What was she, a cop?]
Haruki: ā¦okay, Iām the Ultimate Cyborg.
???: Thank you.
Kiki: Moving on, whatās your name?
Benio: Okay, introductions. I am Benio Gima, the Ultimate Party Planner. When talking to me, make sure to keep the conversation moving.
Kiki: Ohhh! A party planner! So thatās why youāre really good at being in charge!
Benio: Naturally. Order and calm is the most important part of terrible situations.
Haruki: You really do think this situation is horrible? Weāre Hopeās Peak students, it canāt be that bad.
Benio: You foolish man, itās because weāre Hopeās Peak students that makes this situation awful!
Kiki: Hey, he isnāt foolish! Maybe this is likeā¦a party for the students! And weāre here early!
Benio: Girl, please! I am a PARTY PLANNER! This is absolutely, positively, totally not like any party Iāve been to!
Haruki: Alrighty, relax, relax. Benio, what can you tell us about this situation?
Haruki: [She seemed to light up, and she pulled out her clipboard.]
Benio: I am SO glad you asked! Point 1 of 56ā¦
Haruki: [Kiki and I looked at each other. She started her list.]
Haruki: [We tried to interject, but she just scoffed everytime we said anything, and kept going.]
Haruki: [And going.]
Haruki: [And going.]
ā¦
Benio: And point 56 out of 56, there is absolutely no way that-
Kiki: BENIO!
Benio: What?! This is your 6th interjection! It better be at least sort of important this time!
Kiki: Werenāt we supposed to be searching 20 minutes ago?! What the fuck did this achieve?!
Benio: You are being a foolish, ignorant-
Haruki: Weāre going to go search now. Thanks, Benio. Come on, Kiki.
Haruki: [I had to practically pull Kiki away from Benio, as she kept ranting about how this was wasting her time. Benio just sarcastically smirked.]
Haruki: [I didnāt tell Kiki that her ranting was also wasting our time.]
Haruki: [Kiki and I walked over to a girl in a green crop top.]
Haruki: [The girl is stretching as she inspects the floor.]
Kiki: Hey! I like your top!
???: Oh, thanks. Your scrunchie is pretty cute too.
Kiki: Awww, thank you!
Haruki: Uhm, Hi. Iām Haruki Douzono, Ultimate Cyborgā¦
Haruki: [I sighed. If one person knows, everyone else will eventually.]
Haruki: And this is Kiki Gunji, Ultimate Beekeeper.
Kiki: Hey! Iām happy to bee here!
???: Cute, cute. Cyborg sounds pretty awesome, but so does beekeeper. I respect both of you. Congrats on getting in here.
Kiki: Thanks! Who might you be?
Claire: Oh, me? Claire Katz, Ultimate Cheer Captain. Iām pretty chill, Iām nothing to be afraid of.
Kiki: A Cheer Captain?! Neat! Can you show me something??
Haruki: Hey, don't put her on the spot like this-
Claire: Nah, itās cool. Ahemā¦1, 2, 3!
Haruki: [She proceeded to do a toe touch, and then a move so impressive I donāt even know what itās called.]
Haruki: [Then, she casually walks back over to Kiki and I. We both applaud.]
Kiki: TEACH ME!! PLEASE, TEACH ME!!
Claire: Hehehe, if you really want to, I could. Iām wayyy better at teaching than I am at doing.
Kiki: Great!! Totally groovy!! When can you teach me?? Iām free anytime!
Haruki: Kiki, maybe you can learn tumbling and cheering after we figure out whatās going on?
Claire: Iām with him. Sorry, Kiki.
Kiki: No, no, I get carried away, hahaā¦
Haruki: Anyway, Claire, have you gathered any more information on our situation? Or at least, this room?
Claire: Hmā¦Iāve gathered that this grass is totally fake, but thatās obvious.
Claire: Oh, oh oh oh, I also found another trap. Watch this.
Haruki: [Claire pushes us both back, and taps her foot on another patch of grass. Large, metal spikes shoot out of the ground, and then, as fast as they appeared, they retract into the ground.]
Claire: This is like a horror movie. Even worse than the one with the weird puppet thingy.
Kiki: They want us dead! They just want to watch us die!!
Haruki: Who wants to watch us?
Kiki: I donāt know, the puppet thing!!
Claire: I really canāt think of any explanation for any of thisā¦other than this all being a dream.
Haruki: [I pinch myself.]
Haruki: [Ow! No, Iām not dreaming, just making sure.]
Kiki: Thanks for the info, Claire! And when this all is sorted out, we should get a coffee!!
Claire: Or practice cheer in a non-lethal courtyard.
Kiki: Hehehe!! I look forward to it!!
Claire: Gooooo Hopeās Peak!
Haruki: [She strikes a pose, and smiles.]
Haruki: [Sheās nice.]
Haruki: [Kiki and I walked over to the person wearing a large sweater.]
Haruki: Hello, itās a pleasure to meet you. I'm Haruki Douzono, Ultimate Cyborg, and this is Kiki Gunji, Ultimate Beekeeper.
Haruki: [I gesture to Kiki, who smiles and waves. The person just scoffs.]
???: Hi, I guess. What do you want?
Kiki: Weāre introducing ourselves like Benio told us to? And investigating!!
???: This is so boringgg. Not as boring as your ultimate, though.
Kiki: Huh?! Beekeeping is REALLY cool and VERY interesting!! Keep this up and Iāll beeeat your ass!!
Haruki: [Only a few sentences in and Kiki is already threatening to beat up someone.]
Haruki: [ā¦okay, Iāll play peacemaker.]
Haruki: Hey, hey, uhm, whatās your name and ultimate?
???: Why should I tell either of you? Like, youāll try to beat me up again.
Haruki: We promise we wonāt threaten you again. Right, Kiki?
Kiki: ā¦rightā¦
Yukina: Hmph. I guess I can tell you now. Iām Yukina Jinno, Ultimate Cellist. Iām likeā¦the pride of my orchestra. That goes without saying, though.
Haruki: Woah, a musician! Awesome! I did band in high school.
Yukina: Band and orchestra are not the same thing, duh.
Kiki: Quit being so rude! He just said he played an instrument!
Yukina: Yeah, but band and orchestra just arenāt the same thing at all!
Yukina: Band focuses on more wind and percussion instruments, and orchestra is string instruments.
Yukina: Orchestra is a lot more ārefinedā than band is, too.
Haruki: [Theyāreā¦are they making me feel bad for being a band kid?]
Haruki: Band can be refined too.
Yukina: How?
ā¦
Haruki: [I didnāt think that far ahead.]
Kiki: Leave him alone, band is just as cool and fancy as orchestra is! It all depends on the piece!
Yukina: Question, whatās your favorite instrument?
Kiki: The accordion!
Haruki: The triangle.
Yukina: Okay, your opinions arenāt valid anyway.
Haruki: [They rolled their eyes.]
Yukina: Accordion? Triangle? Are you kidding me?
Yukina: Whatever, just like- this conversation is over. Talk to me when your taste in instruments isnāt soā¦dumb.
Yukina: [They shrug, and walk off.]
Kiki: What the hell?! Whatās wrong with the accordion?!? I learned polka!!
Haruki: I donāt think that wouldāve changed anything.
Kiki: Hmph!!
Haruki: [Kiki crossed her arms. I donāt blame her.]
Haruki: [Kiki and I walked over to the guy wearing big, black glasses.]
Haruki: [He was readingā¦the Bible. A pocket Bible.]
Kiki: Hellooo!! Whatcha reading?
???: ā¦hmā¦
Haruki: [I whispered to Kiki.]
Haruki: Hey, maybe we should come back later?
Kiki: No, we already walked up here!! Maybe I just need to be louder!!
Haruki: Not too-
Kiki: HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU READING?!
Haruki: [He jumped, dropping his pocket Bible.]
Haruki: [He sighed and looked at us.]
???: I was reading a passage in the Bibleā¦keyword, was.
Kiki: Sorry, I just, didnāt know if you heard me-
Haruki: [She chuckled nervously. The guy just stared.]
Haruki: [His eyes then turned to me.]
Haruki: [He looks dazed. His eyes just look so foggy.]
Haruki: Iām Haruki Douzono, and this is Kiki Gunji.
Kiki: Iām a Beekeeper, and heās a really awesome and high tech cyborg!
Haruki: [And I wouldāve gotten away with it too, if it wasnāt for you meddling beekeeper.]
???: A cyborg..? How does that work? And how are you an ultimate?
Haruki: Government.
???: Ahhhh. Makes sense.
Kiki: Who might you be??
Zempei: Oh yes, me. Iām Zempei Nakamura, Ultimate Theologian. Please, be aware Iām not a stuck-up prude as some assume.
Kiki: Thatās the study of Christianity, right?? Oh! My uncle is a preacher!! Have you heard of Pastor Yoshie?
Zempei: Hmā¦is he tall with a handmade cane?
Kiki: Thatās the guy!!!
Zempei: Oh. His sermons were average, at best. He just stared at the congregation.
Zempei: He didnāt explain the passage. It was sad, really.
Kiki: What the hell, man?!
Zempei: What? Did I say something?
Haruki: Kiki, he doesnāt understand what he did wrong. Let it go.
Kiki: BUT-
Haruki: [I gently placed my hand on Kikiās shoulder.]
Haruki: [She looked at me in silence.]
Haruki: [It felt like a while.]
Haruki: [Then, she took a deep breath.]
Kiki: Zempei, Iām sorry for cussing you out, sorry.
Zempei: Oh, itās fine.
Kiki: Okay, so, redo, redo redo redoā¦
Kiki: What do you like about theology?
Zempei: The lore.
Haruki: Lore?
Zempei: Yes. The lore.
Haruki: Isnāt thatā¦kind of a weird way to describe the Bible.
Kiki: Oh! Sounds like a video game!! Itās veryā¦beewildering!
Haruki: [He paused for a moment, and stared into space.]
Zempei: Ohhhhhhhh. Bee. Beekeeper. Funny.
Kiki: Iām glad you got it!!
Zempei: Anyway, I call it lore sinceā¦
Zempei: ā¦Iām not religious. I just adore the study of Christianity.
Kiki: Ohhh, okay!! Thatās pretty cool!! Whatās your favorite character?
Zempei: I like Adam and Eve, they basically started it all.
Haruki: [Is the Bible a video game?]
Haruki: Have you discovered anything yet?
Zempei: Let me seeā¦ah! Direct your attention to the wall.
Haruki: [He touches a certain part of the wall, and-]
Haruki: BLACK WIDOWS! AHH!
Haruki: [Under our feet, what looked like hundreds of black widows came out from the place he touched the wall.]
Kiki: AHH! CAREFUL! THEY ACTUALLY WONāT KILL YOU BUT THEYāLL HURT!!
Zempei: Calm down, and watch.
Haruki: [He very calmly walks over to where the fire trap door is, and stands on it.]
Haruki: [All the black widows are following him, and as soon as he steps off the trap door, all of them fall into the fire pit.]
Kiki: Woah!! Are you sure you arenāt the Ultimate Animal Whisperer?! That was insane!!
Zempei: Iām not sure, I just walked and they followed. I feel like Jesus leading his Disciples.
Kiki: Yea- HOLD ON!!
Haruki: Wha- AH!
Haruki: [Before I could even think, Kiki slapped my face. She wiped her hand off on her skirt.]
Haruki: [Sheās stronger than she looks- ow, ow ow ow!]
Kiki: Iām sorry! There was one on your face!! I didnāt want you to get bit!! And I promise Iād defend you!!!
Zempei: I suppose Iāll leave you all to it. A pleasure meeting you.
Zempei: and a TERRIBLE pain! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, BEEZWAX!!!
Zempei: Coughā¦hm. I wonder what I was sayingā¦oh well. See you.
Haruki: [And with that, he walked off.]
Haruki: [Kiki held my cheek-]
Haruki: [ā¦]
Kiki: ā¦
Haruki: ā¦
Haruki: Iāmā¦okay.
Kiki: Yeahā¦yeah thatās good.
Haruki: ā¦INTRODUCTIONS!
Kiki: YEAH!!
Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to a very tall guy and a girl with a long French braid.]
Haruki: [ā¦the same girl with a pocket full of teeth.]
???: N-No, please, I donāt n-need anymore, thanksā¦
???: Please, I insist. Theyāre my best teeth. They top my tier list.
???: Tierlist?! Youāre s-so weird! Thatās g-gross-!
???: I am a dentist. It makes sense.
Haruki: [Afterā¦whatever that was, the girl noticed Kiki and I standing there.]
Haruki: [This is going to sound so mean, but she radiates crazy vibes]
Kiki: Hi!! Weāreā¦weāre ultimates too.
Haruki: [If Kiki was timid, then I couldnāt be the only one who thought she was kinda spooky.]
???: You seem scared. I canāt imagine why, hehehe.
???: I sure can!
Haruki: Er- Iām Haruki Douzono, the Ultimate Cyborg, and this is Kiki Gunji, the Ultimate Beekeeper.
Kiki: I beelieve weāll be great friends!!
Haruki: [Didn't she already use that one?]
???: Cyborg? What t-the hell is that? It sounds l-like a sci-fi movie.
Haruki: I know, I know. Itās just how it is. The government helped me in here.
???: Eito, that was quite rude of you, no need to be so mean.
???: And I can use you being a cyborg to my advantage, hehehe.
Kiki: No you wonāt, at least, you wonāt until you introduce yourself!!
Chinatsu: Where are my manners? Iām Chinatsu Reni, Ultimate Dentist. You can also call me Ms. Reni. Trust me, I always have great ideas.
Kiki: Is that why you were talking about teeth earlier??
Haruki: [The tall man makes a frantic āstop talkingā motion.]
Haruki: [Unfortunately, Kiki didnāt notice.]
Chinatsu: Yes. Teeth, I love teeth. Theyāre so strange.
Chinatsu: All so different, yet so simple.
Chinatsu: Theyāre all a piece of art, which is why I fill my pockets with them at all times.
Haruki & Kiki: You what-?
???: I t-tried to warn you.
Haruki: [He crossed his arms and watched as Chinatsu reached into her pockets.]
Haruki: [When her hands resurfaced, there wereā¦animal teeth in both hands.]
Chinatsu: Go ahead, take some. As a gift for our meeting.
Kiki: I mean- Iām good!! I like your bear and deer teeth, though!!
Haruki: Yeah, no thanks.
Chinatsu: You recognize these teeth? Impressive!!
Chinatsu: Letās talk about animal teeth.
Haruki: [Kiki looked rather intimidated as Chinatsu got closer.]
Haruki: [Oh, I have an idea.]
Haruki: [I pointed towards the tall guy.]
Haruki: Whatās your name and ultimate?
???: E-Eep- dammit, I thought youād forgotten a-about me.
Kiki: Yeah! Letās talk about you now!!
Kiki: And never think about teeth again!!
Chinatsu: Awwwā¦
Chinatsu: But letās talk about my sweet Chimura.
???: I j-just met you, weird girl!
Eito: Ughā¦Iām Eito Chimuraā¦Ultimate E-Electrician or something! Who c-cares! I donāt!
Chinatsu: Heās a bit unhappy with his ultiamte.
Eito: SHH!
Kiki: It's nice to meet you!! I like your belt!!
Eito: Y-Youāre lying to me, rude.
Haruki: Sheās being genuine.
Kiki: What Haruki said!!
Eito: Oh, thenā¦then t-thanks.
Haruki: [He put up a strong front, but he smiled to himself.]
Haruki: [Heās just a big softie.]
Chinatsu: You should listen to his little stutter. Itās adorable.
Eito: CHINATSUUUUU! NOOOO!
Kiki: Okay, okay, weāll stop talking about you.
Kiki: Didja to manage to find any traps or anything??
Eito: The only scary thing I found h-here was Chinatsu.
Chinatsu: Awww, you flatter me, Chimura.
Haruki: Alright, well be careful, guys.
Kiki: Wait!! Eito, youāre an electrician, right??
Eito: Yeah.
Kiki: Could you try to check the wiring of how these trap doors work??
Eito: ā¦theyāre trap doors. Pressure system.
Eito: I mean, c-come on.
Haruki: Hey, leave her be. She just asked a question.
Kiki: Itās okay, Haruki, I sounded kinda dumb-
Haruki: No, you didnāt.
Haruki: Quit being a jerk.
Eito: I didnāt m-mean to beā¦s-sorryā¦
Chinatsu: You leave Chimura alone!
Haruki: You made Kiki-
Haruki: [Kiki grabbed my hand and dragged me away before I said anything else.]
Haruki: [ā¦I donāt know what came over me. And he waning even being that rude.]
Kiki: Haruki, thanks for standing up for me, but-
Kiki: I just really wanted to get away from that dentist!! She scared me!!
Haruki: ā¦oh, sorry.
Haruki: [Oops.]
Haruki: [Kiki and I walk over to the guy with the riding crop.]
???: Ahahaha! Success!
Haruki: [He seemed to be having a great time.]
Haruki: [Doing what? No idea.]
Kiki: Heyyyyy!! Whatcha up to?
Haruki: [He whipped around with a terrible, wicked smile on his face.]
???: Ohhhhh, youāll see, you beautiful beekeeper and sexy cyborg!
Haruki: ā¦huh?
Haruki: [Before I had time to process what he said, he stomped on the ground.]
Haruki: [Where he stomped seemed to have triggered something!]
Kiki: Look!! Murder hornets!! Get-
???: Ah ah ahhhh! Watch and learn!
Haruki: [As the hornets raced towards us, he simply pointed his riding crop at them.]
Haruki: [As if magic, one Hornets flew to the ground below, āplanningā their attack.]
???: In threeā¦twoā¦one!
Haruki: [The moment he said oneā¦doors below the hornets opened, sending them into the fiery pit we saw earlier.]
Haruki: [ā¦woah.]
Kiki: That wasā¦
Kiki: INHUMANE!! THEY MAY BE HORNETS, BUT THEYāRE CREATURES!!!
???: What a fun way of saying hello, beekeeper.
???: Sighhh, your temper really is short from what Iāve seen, hehehe!
Kiki: SHUSH!!! YOU JUST BURNT-
Haruki: Kiki, heās too stubborn, I can tell.
???: Listen to your friend, Kiki, darling.
Kiki: Hmph! Fine!
???: Gooood, Iām sorry for souring my introduction, though.
Kiki: It was soured the moment you sp-
Haruki: Kiki.
Haruki: [I donāt mean to be rude to her, but she really needs to check her temper.]
Haruki: [If we start fights with everyone here, then Iāll really have to master my cybernetic powers.]
Haruki: [Because weāll have to be fighting off an angry mob.]
Tomoki: I suppose itās my turn to have a moment. I am the one, the only, Tomoki Ebihara! Ultimate Unlucky Student! Make sure to stay on my good side, or somethingā¦unfortunate might happen to you, hahaha!
Haruki: Unlucky Student? How is that an ultimate!
Haruki: [He laughed and put his arm around my shoulder.]
Haruki: [I looked to Kiki for help. She smiled.]
Haruki: [Okay, this is my karma for telling her to be quiet.]
Tomoki: Haruki, my man, my dear, my sweet cyborg-
Haruki: Stop calling me sweet cyborg, thatās not a core part of who I a-
Tomoki: Right, sweet cyborg. Iāve honed my craft over many, many years!
Tomoki: I can turn my misfortune off of myself onto others!
Tomoki: Which is how I demolished that hornet colony!
Tomoki: Fascinating stuff, no?
Haruki: You sound like a sadist.
Kiki: And a bug squasher!
Tomoki: Hmhmhm, bite your tongue and count to ten or my wrath shall be upon youuuu!
Haruki: [Kiki and I both looked at each other, and silently agreed.]
Haruki: [This guy is nuts, crazy, and quite possibly, bananas.]
ā¦
Tomoki: Good! Good! Iām glad you all can keep your mouths shut!
Kiki: Only because we were left speechlessā¦
Tomoki: Awww, itās okay, dear.
Haruki: [He set his hand on Kikiās shoulder.]
Tomoki: Many people are left speechless by my handsome face and grand power!
Kiki: ā¦okay, Iām done with this, Haruki, letās bounce.
Haruki: Agreed.
Tomoki: Leaving? So soon? A pity! I was starting to become friends with you!
Tomoki: Also, watch out on your left in three, two, o-
Haruki: [I shoved Kiki out of the way of a random, flaming rock.]
Haruki: [Seriously, this guy is insane!]
Tomoki: Ohhhh well. Bye byeeee! Have a fun time! Love you, sweet cyborg!
Haruki: Kiki, walk faster, walk faster!
Kiki: You donāt have to tell me twice!!
-END OF PART 1-
