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!!! I love rearranging rooms, lets make it a party 

30. What reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

8. what’s your gaydar like? Pretty good, I think? Usually when I think people are gay I turn out to be right

who reaches out to new neighbors

Scorpia! She brings Entrapta along to say hi, bc she knows she wants to and is happy to, but Scorpia’s the one with the presence of mind and social grace to actually walk up to the people who just moved in next door and say hello, tiny wife in her arms

who remembers to buy healthy food

Scorpia, but that’s just because Entrapta cannot be trusted to go grocery shopping.

who remembers to buy junk food

Scorpia again, see above

who fixes the oven when it breaks

Entrapta, while a distressed Scorpia hovers anxiously nearby (she swears she wasn’t using it any differently this time! It just suddenly went bang and the heat went out!)

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

Scorpia

Even when she doesn’t strictly have to.

who wakes up earlier

Entrapta, bright eyed and bushy tailed. Bushy twin-tailed? She is EXCITED to get back to SCIENCE and the day is full of POSSIBILITIES! Scorpia’ll come along after her after a change of clothes and extensive skin care + makeup routine

who makes the bed

Neither, they have robots to do that

who makes the coffee

Scorpia makes tea! Entrapta isn’t interested in most drinks unless they’re fizzy, or suit the occasion (i.e. hot cocoa when it’s snowing out)

who burns breakfast

Well, Entrapta doesn’t cook, ever. Scorpia cooks for fun but probably lets the kitchen staff handle most of the day-to-day meals. So neither?

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

Entrapta: wild screeching about a new find and delighted science-babble

Scorpia: Okay I’m heading out, back in a bit *kisses her forehead or hair or whatever’s in kissing-range while she’s elbow-deep in a project*

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

Entrapta: flings herself into Scorpia’s arms and resumes delightedly babbling about whatever it was she left the house for.

Scorpia, on a normal day: some variation of “honey I’m home!” and another kiss

Scorpia, excited: delighted babbling about whatever excited her, peppering in kisses because she is Excite

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

Scorpia and Entrapta both make little gifts. Scorpia in canon made tiny cupcakes to celebrate Entrapta moving in, and you bet your ass Entrapta will weld together little trinkets out of spare wires and scrap metal to give to Scorpia bc she’s thinking of her. Also, any jewels dug up in Dryl’s mines are totally and absolutely meant to adorn Scorpia’s person that’s just, that’s just science right there.

who picks the movie for movie night

They switch

their favorite kind of movie to watch

They actually both agree that anything with lots of explosions is an 11/10

who first suggests a pillow fort

Entrapta, who then realizes Scorpia has never heard of this concept before

who builds the pillow fort

Both of them. Enthusiastically.

who tries to distract the other during the movie

Neither. Movie nights are for watching movies, what else would they be doing?

who falls asleep first

Entrapta, and Scorpia is Very Certain of this, because Scorpia maintains their sleep schedules by physically removing Entrapta from her lab, wrestling her into the shower, and pinning her down in the bed so she cannot go take care of “one last thing really it’ll just take a second.” If Scorpia falls asleep before Entrapta does, there’s no guarantee her wife will actually sleep that night

who is big spoon/little spoon

1. My take on their canon relationship:

Monet you KNOW I love them!

Bitch you KNOW

Okay I need to stop with the images before this post gets longer than a prom invitation but!!!! Like... They’re just. They’re GOOD girls. They’re both Horde raised, so they’ve got SHARED history, and they both... they just want good things. They protect the things that are important to them, but while Scorpia cares primarily about Catra and Entrapta (And Emily, later!!!), Adora cares about the whole of Etheria, which is mostly where they deviate. Adora gorges herself at the party in Thaymor, Scorpia gorges herself at prom, they’re both STUPID AS HELL Jock lesbians, and yeah, there’s contention to their relationship, they’re fighting on opposite sides and Scorpia is deeply jealous of Adora’s bond with Catra, but... they also can’t help but like each other.

I do absolutely fucking love that Scorpia’s Gay Pettiness was powerful enough to overcome the Portal Fuckery. Like. Let it never be forgotten that the power of Gay Spite overwrote Portal re-writing.

2. Do I ship them:

Y E A H

3. Reasons why I do/don’t ship them;

See Fig. 1-3. 

But like, two women raised to believe that princesses are monsters, vicious instigators, and yet, they both are. Two women who love Catra, but ultimately have to prioritize the well beings of themselves and others over a sad, lost little girl who refuses to leave the pit she’s dug for herself. Two stupid jocks who can get into SHENANIGANS together. Scorpia... kind of effortlessly takes out anyone who isn’t she-ra or an entire team of supercharged princesses in a fight. But she also LIKES fighting, as we see mostly in s1. She’s sassiest on the battlefield, confident and energized. And Adora, she does have fun training. It’s a familiar and comforting routine for her, yes, but when she’s got the hang of things she has fun with it, like with Light Hope in the spore episode. They LIKE physical exertion, they like a neat little edge of danger and the chance to banter wittily (as wittily as a pair of wimbos can, anyway). They should absolutely be that hot and sweaty gym couple that does Tae Kwon Do together. 

Also, like, even when they’re still on opposite sides, they find it hard not to get soft with each other. Scorpia takes care of Adora while drunk. Begrudgingly, but still, and Adora hangs off her like she hung the moons (further proof that I Am Adora). 

And yeah, let’s not ignore the self-inserty nature of this ship. As someone who identifies heavily with Adora and is MADLY in love with Scorpia, it was only the inevitable result.

4. Headcanon, if any:

I talked about this earlier but Scorpia and She-ra LOVE sparring. She-ra’s the only person Scorpia can go ALL OUT on and Adora can just LET LOOSE on Scorpia in return. Buffbian shenanigans ensue.

5. How much do I ship (%):