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Achievement of the day: unhooking bra with non-dominant hand. That'll do pig. That'll do.

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First day back from the Easter break
The bell should have sounded 10 minutes ago to start the day. I see zero teachers moving to address this situation. Hold strong, guys. Hold strong.
//I don't wanna go to work. Surely the bread will bake itself.
Sometimes I wish uni was a bit more exciting.
Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled.
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Poo to the Rescue
Last night I stupidly went to bed at 12 again, thinking I had as long as I liked to sleep in - WRONG. Mum woke Jacqueline and I up at like TWO in the morning (it was actually six, but it's basically the same thing) and told us Buzz needed to go for a walk so he could do his "jobs" and JUST take him down to the cemetery. Might I add, she made this seem like it wasn't a very long walk, yet it's about a two k walk all together!! So Jacqueline and I dragged ourselves out of bed, much like the walking dead, and snatched up cardigans and an umbrella and stepped out into the downpour, all so we could witness our stupid canine defecating on the most meticulous lawn he can find. Our journey consisted of Jacqueline and I uttering profanities under our breath, mostly about his act -They included, 'He better bloody poo!" and "Shh, he's pooing" - whilst also wrestling with our umbrellas against a battling wind. Now my day will be crap because not only do I have Monday-itis, but now I'm also fatigued. In the words of the Scrubs musical, 'Everything comes down to poo!"
Monday pick me up ... or weigh me down
So i've posted this track on a monday because A: I love it and B: if you have to go to work on monday this song will be a pick me up but if you are say... coming down? the lyrics will make you really sad and forlorn in your outlook on work and life... which is funny to me
enjoy !
Hung weekend bender
So it’s rise and grind to a start of a new week. I haven’t been so hung over and still so extremely tired from a massive bender like the one that has just passed over the weekend. I wasn't able to access the internet as expected but going to get cracking on updates after such an extraordinarily messy one!