#mold!

teenage dirtbag by wheatus / circle the drain by soccer mommy

Mold! Yep. Just as I suspected; this was my kind of terrible. Not quite good enough to recommend; the #gore was mostly just splatter effects...but they SOAKED these fuckers in red and greens. Fun stuff. Terrible acting that was purposefully cheesy so it worked as an asset. More of a "ridiculous" sort of funny than a witty sort but had a few good (cornball) lines that were a bonus. The "hot chick" wasn't hot, but they got her in her undies, walking around these sciencey halls covered in biohazardous goo, so that checked that box off for me. No boring parts; steady throughout. Like I said; not good enough to recommend, but I had fun with it. Oh, and it was a bit of a throwback (homage) to 80s scifi-horror, so if you're in to that you might get a kick out of this. 5.5/10

The mold testing office opens at 8am. So just wasting time. Beep boop beep.