#mofspades

One day, the bigger dork and his momma got taken away by the black phoenix, and the little dork was even more blue, but he had promised not to cry.

In the years between a lot of bad things happened, but the blue dork was made to forget and the red one covered it up with even more red. By the time they met again the littler dork was not so little (but was still littler), and the big one was even more bird-brained.

The dorks fell in love again, but didn't admit it yet - because they were Men and pretending not to be confused. Even though they were dorks, they each had many suitors. The big dork knew that flirting with them was how they did so well at their jobs and had raised it to an artform. This annoyed the little dork for no particular reason, which he told his blue dog many times. The blue dog - who was one of the three, but didn't remember - knew a lot better than he let on, but even though he could talk, he never told either of their secrets.

There were many days - even after finally being back home and very popular - that the big dork wanted everything to just STOP, but he remembered that he should never give in.

Soon enough, another adventure began, one which was just as important - and much more dangerous - as any they'd had in their youth. The things they'd forgotten or pushed aside came back to haunt them. But with the help of their friends and suitors, the two dorks got further than they'd ever been, until they were forced to confront eachother at their most bare.

--- omg! Thank you so much!

Dark blue, lacy fabric clings to Ren's skin.

Perhaps this is too much?

He takes a deep breath— no, this is for Aoba. He goes back to waiting. He's shifted position more times than he can count but they must have been a lot because his panties brushing against his naked skin is becoming uncomfortable.

The room is cold, but his spot on the bed is already warm, he tries another position. These lacy panties are going to give him a rash.

He lets his head fall on the pillow, the bed's comfortable and the room's still cold and silent, the ticking of the clock is a lullaby that soon starts to glue his eyelids together.

The door clicks open, for him, it might have been just another tick from the clock, he doesn't care. In his mind, Aoba walks in and just stands there, in silence, everything's quiet.

Wait, that really happened-

He opens his eyes, Aoba's standing in the doorway, hands on his mouth but yet Ren can still make out a slight blush.

"Ren. Oh my god."

Ren seats up, how long did he fall asleep? He doesn't know.

"Aoba. I'm sorry, I fell asleep."

"Ren... You... Those are..."

"Yes, I wanted to surprise you. But it seems I fell asleep instead. I'm sorry."

"No, you did surprise me. And those are so..." Aoba's made no attempt to hide his staring, biting his lip as he traces every inch of Ren's body. Suddenly he's a lot more self-conscious, but Aoba seems to like it.

"They are very uncomfortable."

Aoba bursts out laughing. "They are also very flattering." He says, walking over to Ren. He catches the hem of his bra with one finger, pulling on it lightly. "Do you wanna take them off and take a warm bath with me instead?"

Upon doing the whole au, the all mates basically got wiped out from my memory so I rarely talk about them oh

When baby was, well —a baby—, they got along with everyone, beni, usagimodoki and tori (lulakan?) all followed the child everywhere, they slept with the baby even!

Upon growing older, baby realized it was easier talking to certain allmates, beni, for instance, always accompanies them when they go out and explore.

And usagimodoki's always there at home for them, even if he's not turned on, the child might carry him in their backpack in case they get lost.