#poly!dmmd

But as a Clear simp, I offer my alternative! So I’m thinking what if Clear offers himself as a slut for the household! Think about it, he has infinite stamina and literally does anything to make Aoba horny and want to control him, so I’m saying what if he did it with the other guys?

Dresses up as a bunny to seduce Noiz? Wearing a mini-skirt around the house to make Koujaku flustered? Interrupts Mink while he’s reading to give him a lap dance? Let’s Aoba use him to distress after work? Letting Ren use his body when he goes into heats?

So, ok, i have this au where they adopt half-animal-experiment-kids right? They have 5 smol babies + a robot kid they found (and I’ll explain why there’s a robot latter…) and Virus and Trip decide to take a kid too, a snake boy (Virus your obsession is showing) and latter on, they also grab a lion child…

So! Here’s the names and… Etc

There’s Taiki, who’s the elder kid, he is like a bird and he has wings on his back, but for some reason, they’re not strong enough for him to fly, so he’s a little bit (a lot) frustrated. He is protective, misterious, and he really love his young siblings.

The second one is Sif (who’s named after Dark Souls. Noiz) who is a wolfie puppy. He is very active and cute and he loves to run all over the house and roll in the grass. Sometimes, that’s all he wants. Roll in the grass with dad Ren. He is pretty handsome and a lot of girls like him but he is way too dorky to notice.

The third one is Konami, Sif’s age, and she is a siren girl. Or kinda. She does not have a tail or something, but scales in some parts of her body and when she gets in the water her feet and hands starts to adapt. She can live underwater but she needs air too, and her skin dehydrates really fast and she walks with like, bottles and bottles of water to help when it happens. She has a strong conection with Sif and he spents hours talking to her about almost everything.

So there’s Ai. She is the other little girl of the family. One day, Mink and Clear where walking through the North District bc why not, and they found these huge abandoned containers. Some of it was really damaged and Clear wanted to take a look on what was inside. They found dozens of kid-robot bodies, most of them broken, and Clear gets really emotional and starts to cry. Somehow, I don’t know if the crying or something else, but one of the robots suddenly is activated. She is a little 10 year old girl, and she walks to Clear and ask why he is crying. They can’t leave her there. She becames part of the family and is named Ai (can you see the IA thing?) and her siblings soon start to love her too. When the time passes, all the kids start to grow but she can’t do it. It starts to really depress her and Noiz and the other husbands all decide to make her an older body. It took years of dedication but in her “sweet sixteen” the body is ready. She is now a young woman and her biggest dream is to travel around te world with her family. Someday, when everybody is gone, Clear and Ai are going to live sweet adventures together, and tell everyone about the wonderful family they had. (that’s why the robot)

Then we have Kaito. He is the cute pie, the sweetheart, the lovely child… But he’s not happy. He is the jellyfish kid (his fingers can shock) and he has this beautiful crystal-like eyes and he sings really well… But he misses something. He is the ‘perfect’ kid, the flawless, and he feels this pressure to be always the kind baby everybody expects, even if sometimes he just want to beat somebody up and burp out loud etc etc He is a funny character, I think, hehe.

And last but not least, Elan. Named after Mink, only Aoba know its gender. When they were really small, they took Aoba’s hand and asked if Aoba could be the only one to give them bath and dress them up. Aoba felt supet important, and the other hubbies spent weeks trying to discover 'the secret’ but it was really upsetting Elan so they stoped. Elan grew up into a smol kid who is really good at rhyme, but likes to rib because they want to feel bones breaking under their knuckles. They are no-marked because they’re too cool for gangs and even though they are the younger kid, they’re not spoiled. Bunny kid btw.

Also! Bonus!

Virus and Trip are dating Mizuki because… Well… Actually, Mizuki don’t really know how it happened. I just sort of did? But, ok. Virus and Trip take one of the kids with them, a snake kid named Mushi (because of the poisonous snake). Mushi was their alive teddybear, and he is spoiled af. Sometimes Mizuki would get into their apartment and Mushi would be playing videogames at 3 am eating cheetos and Trip and Virus don’t give a fuck because they want their kid to be happy, not exactly healthy, so Mizuki is the one who is actually a parent in this family. Years latter ViTri found a lion baby in an auction. His name is Reo, and he likes cookies. Mushi does not like Reo because he wants ALL THE ATENTION. But he kinda gets used to the little boy. Ah! And Werter really likes Mushi and Hersha loves Reo. Mushi literally sleeps on the back of the lion allmate, for fucks sake.

So, thats it. I hope you like it and forgive the mistakes, english is not my first language.

Lmao omg

Headcanon that one day Aoba farted while they were all chilling in bed and before he could be embarrassed about it Noiz just blurts out "oh thank god I've been holding one in for hOURS" before letting out another fart

Omg anon!! *picks u up and spins u around* I'd never beat you with a spoon I love messages •w•

Tho idk what you mean by "last set" because I have quite a few poly!dmmd posts... But you can never have enough!!

Work is hard and Noiz is suffering the consequences, often neglecting sleep in favor of doing even more work, his husbands worry about him and one day, mink decides enough is enough, physically carrying him in his arms to get him to the bed, noiz complains about being "just fii~ne" in between yawns and "damn when did your arms get so comfortable" before falling asleep immediately in his arms. Mission complete

Have I mentioned how much time Noiz spends on people's arms?? Like seriously if Mink's not carrying him he'll jump on Koujaku's back or cuddle with Clear really anything omg

Speaking of sleepy headcanons, Ren can fall asleep almost anywhere he can curl up in, his favorite place are his husbands' laps though ooh~

Koujaku is best for cuddling, because every time Ren shifts/moves, Koujack can't help but hug him rly tight, plus he plays with Ren's hair a lot and he melts into the touch every time

While Noiz is his sleeping buddy, really no matter who is next to him Noiz gets sleepy easily as well and the husbands find him and Ren snuggled together

And if there comes a time when Ren wants to hold something/someone as he's sleeping to feel safe, the best person to ask is lil spoon champion Aoba (I mean really he's softer than a pillow)

Or mink, if he wants a strong arm wrapped around him and a soothing breathing

But, if he's really really tired and just wants the most peaceful sleep he can get, Clear's lap is the best choice, his voice softly humming to him has him sleeping in seconds, soon Noiz and Aoba join in as well and they fall asleep to Clear's voice

As you know, Aoba is not exactly the morning person, but for that he has Morning Cuddler Koujaku, the best coffee you've ever tried courtesy of mink, maybe even a little butt showing apron from Clear as he makes breakfast, and, not morning persons themselves Ren and Noiz who for some reason are very touchy in the mornings, especially with each other, Aoba comes into the kitchen to find Noiz on Ren's lap, that's enough to make anyone's morning