At last, I present to you: the Switcharound meme!

Alfred has to be so frustrated!! Allen pestering him on a level where at the end of the day Alfred isn’t sure if he’s still making fun or if he’s actually being mean 🥺 so the next day Alfred calls him to his office all serious because he’s sensitive and not used to people talking back every time but Allen thinks fuck he’s going to fire me. so naturally he drops to his knees to suck him off hoping this will show Alfred what he’s about to lose but Alfred’s like.. “this is nice but I just wanted to talk? about you being mean to me all day yesterday 😢”

i dont think you know how fun it is to know that i have a fellow AUSTRALIAN mutual! no one gets us 😤 (even if ur from vic…)

but yeah, just wanted to let you know that i think you’re the coolest 🥺 i love when we interact and i hope life has been treating you well lately! ur art is SO NICE, and ur tags always make me teary eyed. thanks for all ur support over the last few months!

Thank you so much, my lovely! 😭 The same to you! Enjoy all your Christmas lunch leftovers and take time to recharge over the uni break 🥰

Ugh yes… I know it’s hard for you to accept I’m from the SUPERIOR state but it’s still nice to have a kindred Aussie spirit on this overwhelmingly United State-ian hellhole 😔 I’m so glad we’re mutuals because I love all your content and your joie de vivre!! Your enthusiasm for your art and your friendly nature is so contagious 💕 Seriously… I can’t stay grumpy when I’m reading about you sobbing over VB in some new hilarious AU 😆

Ship Questions

General 2- Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

In nation verse I don’t think they had an official first date as they had gone on unofficial dates years before they ever pulled their heads out of their asses and started dating officially.

YOOOOOOO dude i am SO for the directioner/beatles au because its all the wholesomeness of normal FACE family aus but so much funnier

like??? the implications of this include but are not limited to:

the first time amelia and arthur watch the this is us concert, they’re just hugging and blubbering at each other the entire time

arthur using his english lit major skills to write amelia the most indulgent self-insert fanfic for a bedtime story, and maddie is too polite to tell her dad that she’d actually like a normal fable for once

amelia starting to get interested in british culture and things as a whole, which delights arthur to no end because now he has an excuse to keep talking about the things that defined his childhood when he still lived in old england

she tries to imitate niall’s irish accent for a whole week and the kirkland-bonnefoy household is in chaos the entire time

some other parents expressing growing concern over how obsessed their children are about 1d and pta officer arthur kirkland defending them with his entire chest

matching 1d sweaters that arthur knits for christmas!

and last but not the least, francis wanting to love and support his daughter so much but also horrified at how clearly he can see her following in teen!arthur’s path......the rabid overexplanations when people say one mildly bad thing about the band, the constant rewatching of related documentaries and concert footage, becoming nothing but a void that engulfs all kinds of trivia, and all the merch, dear god, the merch. you know the feeling when you know your loved one is going through something huge and you can do nothing but watch them inevitably destroy themselves over time? francis knows. he knows all too well. god help him

its because your ideas are worth developing, dude <3

but now that you mention oh darling, i’m getting this idea that maybe arthur and francis once had a huge fight before they got married. i’m not entirely set on what that fight was about per se, just that they said some really, really hurtful things to each other. it’s notable because it’s the one fight where, as usual, arthur tried listening to oh darling on repeat to cope — except this time, he could barely get past the second verse without turning it off. the second he heard paul’s rasping vocals go low and sing don’t ever leave me alone, it just hurt way too much to continue.