#modern!

Aemond: Hey for the journey I thought I’d put in that Mozart CD I recently bought…

Aegon: Oh gods Aems who even willingly buys CD’s anymore?! Besides! House rules of Sunfyre dictates that the driver picks the music, and shotgun shuts his cake hole!

Aenid: *from the backseat* I wanna listen to Taylor Swift!

- big orange tabby. requires two arms for holding. im talking like 18-20 lbs.

- absolute asshole. pet at ur own risk not even izzy can do it most of the time. (stede could do it, the swede could do it. ivan could probably do it.)

- she just appeared in izzy's house and he took her in. he loves her, she would kill him without hesitation.

- she isn't even at his house half of the time tbh. more of a roommate than a cat

HEATHER CHANDLER: Doesn’t know that bleach is poisonous and actually okay we know how this goes down

HEATHER MCNAMARA: The adorable bab who gets a poodle and sits in Paris speaking trying to learn French through french fries and Lafayette storms in and starts screaming his ass off

HEATHER DUKE: Prissy one who goes to the Senior level of the high school and blasting Candy Store and singing it while everyone stares as she throws lollipops everywhere.

VERONICA:Kid who goes to the poor Freshman and Junior High kids and informs them on issues and while doing this becomes an inspirational speaker with JD’s support.

JD:Your new Target assistant that works part time for the FBI while also secretly putting his mouth to the slushie dispenser and leaving the staff in wonder why the slushies aren’t being made

MARTHA: A softie who confronts kids about weight problems and ends up getting a signed copy of the Princess’s Bride while getting a Nobel Peace Prize.

Izzy blinks blearily at the short sentence prefaced by a huge block of text. Edward knows to call if it's important, or at least to text more than once, so he'd ignored the singular beep of his phone in the middle of the night. But he can't even see the fucking beginning of the message - it's that long.

" Fuck's sake, "   Izzy murmurs to himself in the privacy of his bedroom. Letters aren't it anymore, he guesses. He doesn't read the text - he rarely goes against Edward's word - but he does wonder if he should be concerned. Ed's gotten himself into some deep shit when he's in one of his episodes.

> Should I be worried? x

No. Terrible. He deletes it and tries again. With less fucking feelings this time.

> Fine. Need anything else? x

Better. And that way he can figure out what the fuck his job is today, if anything.

> i just sent u shrek memes don't ignore me

He's opening the menu to block the number when Ed puts his hand over the screen, stopping him from dong so. Izzy looks at ed expectantly, waiting for an explanation.

" That's Shawn's number. "

Izzy very pointedly pushes Ed's hand out of the way and makes to block it anyway, an action which earns him Edward's laughter and Ed's hands trying to steal his fucking phone from him.

" Ed. "

" You work with her, what if she needs to call in sick. Or there's an emergency. " 

 . . .This is, unfortunately, a great point.

        > Stop or I'm blocking your number.

He adds it to contacts immediately after he sends the text.