Kondraki: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Clef, drinking his waffle: Why?

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Kondraki: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Clef, drinking his waffle: Why?

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Dr. Glass: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way I am just going to bite you like a rat! Thank you for understanding!
Clef: *can't reach thing on top shelf*
Gears: Hello, Alto.
Clef: Hi. Your body is long. Can you help?
Draven: Dad ... I’m bisexual.
Kondraki: Oh congrats, it takes a lot of effort to learn a new language.
Draven: No, that’s not-
Dr.Clef: I accidentally drank Ben’s coffee…how long do you think I have to live?
Dr.Gears: ten
Dr.Clef: ???
Dr.Kondraki, from behind him: nine

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Scp-106: God damn it I hate this song
Scp-173: Well, you got to admit, it's pretty catchy
Scp-049: The Bubonic Plague was catchy, that doesn't mean it was good
Dr. Gears [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... taking care of something
Dr. Kondraki [enters the room, noticeably disheveled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Scp-096: Hey sock
Scp-035: Yes?
Scp-096: Do you want to see a butterfly?
Scp-035: Wha-
Scp-096: [Throws butter across room]
Scp-035: [WHeeZe]