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april 3

This Two Ain’t Big Enough For The Town Of Us by scallywap | T, 1.9k, complete

“I should have known that you guys would match, but you really should have arrived at the same time if you wanted us to get the full effect.”

Shane frowned at her. “Match? With who?”

Holy Water Gonna Make Us Drown by JackiIDK912 | T, 4k, incomplete

“You keep on scowlin’ like that, Madej, and you’ll look damn near fifty by the time yer thirty-five,” Sheriff McClintock jeered, leaning back in his chair with his feet up on the desk in front of him. His large moustache was wrapped around a tobacco pipe, puffing out smoke while examining his deputy.

“I’ll stop scowling when we actually do our jobs, Banjo,” he snapped, gritting his teeth behind the clenched fist he pressed against his mouth. He was rapping his fingers on the desk that the sheriff was resting his feet on.

“God, not this again,” McClintock groaned whilst throwing his head back. “How many goddamn times d’ I have t’ say it before it gets inta that giant head a’ yers? This is our job now!”

april 4 I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor by Zhalia |  E, 20.8k, incomplete

Shane Madej had been living a single life for years, a life in which he felt content. but when his parents started pressuring him to find his true love, he realised just how much he needed it. He organised a three-day-long festival, in the hope to find the woman of his dreams.

or, well, maybe not so much a woman.

Living on the Edge by scallywap | E, 3.8k, complete

It really shouldn’t have surprised Shane that Ryan’s competitive nature extended into the bedroom. It had been the one consistent vein of their friendship and subsequent relationship that Ryan would find the challenge in anything they did. In the walk from the car to the office, in the middle of dinner, when they were washing up their dishes. Anywhere. So really, it shouldn’t have surprised him when one day, Ryan’s sucking his dick and he pulls off to say; “Wanna make this interesting?”

even daylight can't outshine your glow by idkspookystuff | T, 986, complete

a sunset helps shane reflect on his relationship with steven & ryan.

april 5 so baby come light me up by Artemis |  E, 2.6k, complete

Ryan was regretting the team’s decision to model all of their own merch. Somehow he found himself standing in a conference room with only a tight-fit navy blue shirt with the Professor's face while his jeans and boxers were thrown over a chair. In his hands were a pair of black booty shorts with the words 'BEEF BOY' printed on the back that looked about three sizes too small.

april 8

california king by ghoulfriends (smolstiel) | T, 2.8k, complete

california king /kăl′ĭ-fôr′nyə kiNG/ (noun)

1. the largest mattress size commonly available on the market, adding four inches in height instead of length, compared to the classic king size mattress.

2. the act of being pulled in different directions as new people and ideas are added to your life. a reorientation, a redistribution of energy. a compromise.

3. there’s not enough room in this bed for you. maybe there never was.

april 10

How to Befriend the Monster in Your Closet by Golden4278 | G, 123.1k, incomplete

Ryan: Hi God, it's me again. I just moved to LA and I'm really lonely. I need someone to be my friend, someone who understands me. Maybe... you could send me an angel? Yeah! The nicest angel you have.

Demon Shane: *LAUGHS MANIACALLY*

april 11

of opal claws and night sky eyes by MothmanEatsAss | E, 2.7k, complete

Ryan found out his boyfriend is a demon - they fuck 💕✨💖

april 13

Dance the Night Away by insufferableideefixe | Not Rated, 1.1k, complete

Ryan and Shanes first dance as a married couple.

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(That was technically yesterday but shhhhhhhhh. Let’s just enjoy the occasion.)

Hey guys, just wanted to give y'all an update, since it's been a hot second since anything happened on here!

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a scene in which The Boys gotta totally bamboozle a star by having soleil crossdress and call himself “sofi” and for some fucking reason the guy completely falls for it hook line and sinker lmao

Howdy y’all! I thought I’d post to let y’all know I’m here. I’m super excited to be helping out around here and helping to create new content! I hope y’all are as excited as I am! -Mod Steph