#mod speedweed

so this is the first time i ever had access to this blog because when it was made i was on mobile

but now i’m not

anyway

im Mod Speedweed, leader of the bunch, you know me well, i’m finally back to kick some tail. that’s about it, i don’t really know what to post.

good

let me drink your tears

Your favorite character, Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Orders literally all of the bacon and eggs a restaurant has.

Will only consume meat products.

Hates government with a passion, but goes out of his way to help his friends succeed in government.

Loves riddles and asks Leslie to do a riddle scavenger hunt for his birthday

Keeps a gun in his office, pointed at where people sit, so they can stare down the barrel when asking for favors.

Has memorized the scent of his evil ex-wives, Tammy 1 and Tammy 2

Calls his evil ex-wives Tammy 1 and Tammy 2

For the longest time, the only people that knew his birthday was Ben and Jerry’s Ice-cream

Calls people by the wrong name when they get too chummy.

Spends a day destroying all evidence of his existence only to accidentally create a vine of himself.

Types everything on a typewriter.

Owns a cabin surrounded by traps.

Has a secret, saxophone-playing musician persona named Duke Silver that’s popular among middle-aged women

Makes his own furniture and such because “buying things is for idiots.”

While being a generally cold person, is the sweetest man alive to anybody he loves and trusts.

Has a remote control that closes the doors to his office.