#mod greentea

“We basically do this once a week to prevent ourselves from going mad.”

“We are just socially drinking- I mean Socially distancing this way.”

“I somehow need to orchestrate a way for you to drop your trousers.”

“I’m very intrigued in tom’s ass mystery.”

“One day i’ll have a mysterious backstory but i’m just not quite there yet.”

“Hey, I don’t talk about your writing, don’t judge me.”

“Where is my paper work?”

“You giggle like a school girl.”

“Fuck you guys.”

“Shes breaking social distancing, don’t tell me things like that!”

“Do you get bread envy?”

“You followed a succession of squirrels and ended up here because one gave you a ‘come on’ motion?”

“The light of god shined on me when I saw that boat.”

“I told you this thing is full of holes, don’t look to closely.”

“If I could reach into the microphone, choke you a little bit and go back, i would.”

“God have mercy mercy on your soul because I can come up with some messed up shit.”

“They are basically Hobbits without the Trademark.”

“My tiny dog is looking at me like it’s time for me to put her to bed. “

“It feels like this ragged looking man is staring into my soul.”

“Did you just moon walk your way out of trouble?”

“He’s so un-proportional, huge arms and chest but tiny little legs.This is why you don’t skip leg day.”

“The 15 year old boy is very proud of his sword... so he’s insecure?

“I’ve just CSI’d my way through this entire scene and I know whats going on.”

“You’re new employer is called Herr Sinta Klaus?”

“Did that horse just power slid?” 

“You’re so perceptive, you can see another person that is just as perceptive.”

“We locked eyes and just vibed for a bit.”

“This has been an exciting day, first I followed a squirrel, then I saw these boats and now this whole amazing scene unfolded!”

“Don’t all roleplay at once.”

“I found a puppy at some point, I thought I’d take care of it or it would have been left in the river.”

“That got dark real quick.”

“He’s taking his job very seriously.”

“Stop clicking things!”

“I can scout ahead. “

“I don’t know where i’m going with these horses.’

“These’s aren’t damn penguins!”

‘I’m killing the war penguins, say goodbye.”