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Rex: Why is our entire house baby proofed?? I had to click a piece of plastic to open the cupboard and couldn't charge my phone... ... Lucy? Is there something--
Lucy: Hey! Don't look at me, I don't know either!!
Rex: ... Emmet--??
Emmet: I just learned that 100% of household accidents happen at home!! I'm just taking precautions okay??
Rex:
Lucy:
Emmet: You're welcome.
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Batman: Damn... I would have brought a coat if I knew it was gonna be THIS cold...
Joker, handing him his coat: You can use mine! I barely notice the cold.
Watevra, handing him HER coat: Nononono, no way can he wear that white tailcoated sparkly monstrosity, everyone knows this vigilante wears BLACK.
Joker: Oh like your shapeless car coat is any better! Be might as well be wearing a black potato sack if he wore that thing!!
Watevra: Oh you did NOT just call my La Renta a "potato sack!!"
Joker and Watevra: *continue bickering*
Batman: ...
Batman: *puts on both coats*
Unikitty: LUCY!!! YOU AND EMMET CAN'T GET A DIVORCE!!! 😭
Lucy: ... We aren't married.
Unikitty: No... I'm too late...!!
Rex: If I die, please bury me in one of two poses:
1. t-pose
2. you know I had to do it to em
Good Cop: "If" I die?
Bad Cop: Great, first burial i've been invited to and they might not even die.
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Emmet: Trying to participate in society has left me a sad and lonely man...
Emmet: Oh-- Who are you??
Rex: I'm the sad and lonely man that trying to participate in society has left you.
Emmet: ... I don't get it
Rex: It's a joke, you sad little man.
Benny: That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Emmet? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK?
"Rex Dangervest," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Rex's mail is getting sent back to me. Rex Dangervest! Rex Dangervest! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Rex Dangervest!!
So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here."
So I go up to Rex's office and what do I find out, Emmet? What do I find out?!
There is no Rex Dangervest.
The man does not exist, okay?
So I decide, "Oh crap, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Rex Dangervest? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Rex!!
All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Penny in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Penny!! Penny! I gotta talk to you about Rex." And when I open the door what do I find?
There's not a single gosh darn desk in that office!
There is... no... Penny in HR.
Emmet, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ghost town.
Unikitty, on the phone with Rex: Turn around.
Unikitty: The other way.
Unikitty: No, the other other way.
Unikitty: One more time.
Rex: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Unikitty: Oh I'm not there yet, but the thought of you turning around in circles like that is really funny!
