#mod edon

I'd absolutely destroy them | This loser owes me Lunch Money | It'd be close but I'd win after a coma | It was nice knowing you, friends | I'd blink and see the pearly gates | Oh no... you beat me (lost on purpose)

don't pin my shame

the knee situation has me thinking otherwise

FALL OUT BOY'S COMEBACK WAS SO STRONG BRENDON SAID HE HAD TO QUIT

it's mitosis the band featuring brendon urie

no just a regular locker I'll feed him cheese through the grates fucking nerd

I don't watch fetch with humans, I wouldn't kNOW

THAT'S JUST THE MOON MOON EMOJI FACE IF IT HAD A CHILD WITH BITMOJI

GET OUTTA HERE U GOBLIN

man listen i thought pauly d was someone that tiktok made up

u saved yourself from becoming the piñata at my jjk party

this is why abortions are a thing.

cringelordXX75 sounding off rawr XD

I TOSSED BULDAK INTO MY FOOD I'M DYING

i'm chronically ill, doctor I'll visit and be on time every appointment

can't believe [name A] took backshots so [name B] could call the shots

noooo no 🎶 no no no!!! no noooo 🎶

do i call the police, or a priest? (oven beeps) ... a priest.

"add one egg of lard". what are you feeding your chickens!?

add three gils of water. was this written for a fish?

(clunking from the other side of the room) ... i think i've summoned something.

"bake to your liking!" sweetie, none of this is my liking.

it doesn't need salt, it needs help!

well, at least nothing hatched...

IT'S A CAT FOOD RECIPE! C H O K E!!!

it's uncomfy and it's bad.

the seventies! sponsored by the color beige.

can a cake be tried for treason?

either the chocolate fixes everything or this is alchemy.

you can use a hand-mixer, i'm just easily frightened by machinery.

i don't like zucchini. it doesn't taste bad, it just makes me feel insufficient.

you're diluting peanut butter. to the gulag.

it's like reading directions to purgatory.

AAAH!! BEAN REBELLION!

this ain't food, honey. this is a bioweapon.

roughage is what dead people call fiber. and this is enough to incapacitate one medium child.

it's incredible, and i'm mad about it.

look who's fallen from grace... shame.

and so begins the graham cracker crust - uniformity is of utmost importance.*

YOU'RE OUT OF POCKET.

that's the power of pine sol, baby!

it's a breast implant!

french revolution your pineapple.

it's not over until the mockingjay sings.

People aren’t so bad, really, It’s what the world does to them.

I think there’s a natural goodness built into human beings.

It's the things we love most, that destroy us.

Smile! It's why we have teeth.

Nothing you can take from me was ever worth keeping.

These drones are not very good.

Wars are won by heads not hearts.

What young brains lack in experience they sometimes make up for in idealism.

I’m planning to build a whole new beautiful life here. One where, in my own small way, I can make the world a better place.

You're pure as the driven snow.

Everyone handles grief differently.

Someday something will kill me, but it won’t be you.

We’ll get new dreams out there…

We just took a wrong turn one day and were obliged to stay.

Just her bones, darling. Just her pearly white bones.

Then be kind, and try not to look down on people who had to choose between death and disgrace.

It’s just the kind of story that catches fire.

 A little thought can save a lot of lives.

Tell her that we are so sorry she has to die.

 Trust is important. I think it's more important than love.

So supportive. So duplicitous. So self-destructive. Like a moth to a flame.

Maybe her gravestone could read, “Casualty of cheap laughs.”

It’s a mystery, sweetheart. Just like me.

So, you wrote the proposal alone?

You're mine and I'm yours. It's written in the stars.

In a few years, there would be a vague memory that a girl had once sung in the arena. And then that would be forgotten, too.

If the people who were supposed to protect you played so fast and loose with your life . . . then how did you survive?

Feel free to change pronouns!

If you see him, do not provoke him. Do not make eye contact. Just back away slowly.

Might I embrace you in honor of the splendid fight you provided?

By ‘embrace’ you mean ‘capture’...right?

That’s right: SHAWARMA!

I duno the deets, but I bet [name] could tell you more.

Roger-dodger!

Are you sure you’re not just the Royal jester? Actually, no- saying that does a disservice to jesters everywhere.

We’d rather Sashay away, thanks!

We haven’t had a single assassination attempt on campus since I enrolled!

Are we not gonna address the part where [name] said something about Poison?

Are you calling me SHORT!?

Stunning rescue, guys. You crashed and burned, and now you’re nothing but a pile of wreckage.

All we can move is our mouths; We’ve got nothing better to do!

Dude, I will literally DIE if we smoocharoo.

I did not #Hashtag Like Or Subscribe to this!

YEET

Whaaaat? Sorry, can’t hear you man! Hairdryer go brr!

SOMEBODY, GET ME OUTTA HEEERE!

Never underestimate the power of the drip!

Here’s a bird fact for you, actually!

Really? A fashion show, with this group? More like a potato parade.

Woah! I’m seein red! …Oh. That’s just Ketchup.

Egads! What a thing to say! Have you no heart, sir?

Ahem! What’s all the Hullabaloo, boys?

Ruh-roh! I’m all outta beans.

I SURRENDER! GO AHEAD AND CAPTURE ME!

Curses! Hoisted by my own Shawarma spit!

You’re going down, right here and now! My grade is riding on it!

I’m afraid we’ll have to take the L, as it were.

MOD EDON ENTERS THE FRAY!! (again.)