* TWISTED WONDERLAND: OUT OF CONTEXT
Feel free to change pronouns!
If you see him, do not provoke him. Do not make eye contact. Just back away slowly.
Might I embrace you in honor of the splendid fight you provided?
By ‘embrace’ you mean ‘capture’...right?
I duno the deets, but I bet [name] could tell you more.
Are you sure you’re not just the Royal jester? Actually, no- saying that does a disservice to jesters everywhere.
We’d rather Sashay away, thanks!
We haven’t had a single assassination attempt on campus since I enrolled!
Are we not gonna address the part where [name] said something about Poison?
Are you calling me SHORT!?
Stunning rescue, guys. You crashed and burned, and now you’re nothing but a pile of wreckage.
All we can move is our mouths; We’ve got nothing better to do!
Dude, I will literally DIE if we smoocharoo.
I did not #Hashtag Like Or Subscribe to this!
Whaaaat? Sorry, can’t hear you man! Hairdryer go brr!
SOMEBODY, GET ME OUTTA HEEERE!
Never underestimate the power of the drip!
Here’s a bird fact for you, actually!
Really? A fashion show, with this group? More like a potato parade.
Woah! I’m seein red! …Oh. That’s just Ketchup.
Egads! What a thing to say! Have you no heart, sir?
Ahem! What’s all the Hullabaloo, boys?
Ruh-roh! I’m all outta beans.
I SURRENDER! GO AHEAD AND CAPTURE ME!
Curses! Hoisted by my own Shawarma spit!
You’re going down, right here and now! My grade is riding on it!
I’m afraid we’ll have to take the L, as it were.
And nothing calls for a selfie quite like a near-death experience!