#mod col

Reminder that its straight up canon that Dareth can commune with animals

Dareth picks Ronin up, holds him like a cat, and tosses him like a missile at Sensei Wu, killing all of them

Ronin and Dareth make up a youtube challenge called the “Eating Horton Challenge,” where you eat as many Horton Hears a Who DVDs as you can in one minute.  Both of them are tied at a record of seven.  The ninja ask how is it a youtube challenge if they arent youtubers and dont have a youtube channel and no ones doing it?  And Dareth just replies with “You eat Horton enough and eventually you’ll eat god.”  And Ronin nods too deeply.

Ronin and Dareth were at the ninja hq and they were throwing popcorn at each other trying to catch it in their mouth while the ninja were discussing important business and when they dropped the popcorn they picked it up and tried again

Dareth makes a joke being like, “Oh, my bosom?” and Ronin screams.  Dareth is like “Oh, you like when I say that?  My bosom?” And Ronin tries to look calm but he starts choking on his own spit, then runs out of the room crying and laughing.  Afterwards, sometimes Dareth just looks at him not saying anything and Ronin runs away, afraid he’ll say “bosom.”

Dareth gets drunk and wears his shirt on his legs as a joke and this joke almost makes Ronin suffocate

Ronin and Dareth, known for crashing parties, crash Wu’s funeral on “accident”

I went to Legoland and the guy in the Wu suit told me that Ronin and Dareth are “fucking boyfriends”