Old Funny Men Gay!

Dareth has a kinda ugly fluffy pure brown cat named Little Lady and he loves her but hes pretty allergic to cats (oh well). When Ronin was like 15 they had 1 beloved pet cat but never had a pet ever since. When the two of them first hang out together in Dareth’s apartment Ronin is OBSESSED 🥺💖💖 hnnghhh kity

ninja go trans gender

just heard about ronin in s14.... damn that shit sucks

Ronin is genderfluid and Dareth calls them his “lovely womanman.” Usually Ronin would punch someone in the face for saying that... but because its Dareth (prime dumbass) ... they actually think its cute! Both of them use lots of weird petnames. Dareth usually calls Ronin “babe,” or when hes feeling extra really flirty, “sweetcheeks” (no they do NOT have a nice butt but Dareth says that anyway). Ronin usually calls Dareth “sugar,” or when theyre feeling extra crazy, “boo boo bear.”

Dareth is one of those people who is like “High school.... that was my prime...” At least until he was like 30. He was very popular and had lots of relationships. But when he went into “The Real World” (tm) he was like “whaat!!! where are the school dances and the good grades :^( ?!?!?!” In confusion, he basically went sillymode!!! Just did his own wacky thing and never dated again because he didnt know how “Real Relationships” worked (he was really nervous). That is, until his late 40s, when he met Ronin, and realized he can/should be loved for the silly silly man he is.

Ronin and Dareth don't know how to watch season 8 of their favprite show illegally online and they got sppilers already so what's the point

Ronin and Dareth go to the Tundra Lodge and scream every time the bucket tips cause they think it's some kind of attack

Ronin has black nails. Dareth asks for nail painting tips cause they always look consistent and glossy. Ronin tells him that they're Just Like That. Dareth doesn't sleep that night.

Dareth dresses up as Sans Undertale and goes to the ninja holloween party. Ronin complements him on his "sexy skeleton". Jay is startled and screams when he sees it. Zane stares with a horrified knowledge at both of them, remembering the ectodongs. He's dressed up as Foxy.