strawberry shortcake (affectionate)

Edit from yellow: ill change my name when hell freezes over you nut

Mod ass: nvm now your new name is mod little bitch

Scaritty real

good opinions, anon, luckily we're not even halfway through the season and there will be two returnees

22 - Max - He literally gave up the opportunity to ever compete again.

21&20 - Patrick and Kitty - They're busy with the aftermath.

19 - Courtney - I doubt that they would be considered for the role of a returnee seeing as the 2 characters they have beef with are in the peanut gallery.

18 - Mclovin - Has been confirmed to be going home early and i doubt that he will come back. He lacks a spine and will fold under the pressure if tasked to start drama. He only got to the finale last season because everyone was worried about the actually threatening characters.

17 - Ass - May come back to start drama. People will easily see through that tho.

16 - Michela - Sorry queen but I doubt you'll win again :(

15 - Mal - Same as Ass but the characters are less likely to suspect her. They just think shes weird. I do think she is the most likely to return tho.

14 - Austin - I just can't visualise him winning, especially going up against absolutely amazing contestants like Bonnie, Scruffy and Scary.

13 - Julia - Would come back to start up drama the same way Mal and Ass would; However, she has one thing the other 2 don't. A Lover An Ally. Also, she will be much more helpfulin challenges as her skills with technology and logical mind will become much more useful in this sort of setting while her average strength and durability are much less of a downside.

12 - Scruffy - Hot take: Their amazing skills will make them a massive target post merge; In addition, their great strength and godlike durability will be less likely to dominate in this sort of setting. They'll definitely get to the merge tho.

11 - Frollo - Only this high because of the smaller cast. I doubt that he'll win as I feel like 13 episodes is to short for the massive character arc he needs.

10 - Joner - Can do a lot of developing and growing with the whole Michela and Mclovin. Might also have a lot of film knowledge.

9 - Staci - An extremely flexible character. She can be a surprise villain, just a funky lil guy here to cause problems or a friend to support the other characters. They can use their engineering skills to help in challenges, friendly personality and geeky charm to make allies and gain votes if the finale is just like action. Her implied fear of blood may hold them back tho.

8 - O - Now having a supportive friend in Fren and fewer fear or action oriented challenges, I feel like he has a very solid chance to win. He's very kind so he might do a Mclovin/Owen and Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing into the finale.

7 - Shamod - A solid all-round contestant. Not much to say tbh.

6 - Scary - So much can be done with them.

5 - Peter - Beth vibes.

4 - Bonnie - Controversial, but I feel like Caesar is much more suited for this season and a season with both of them as winners may have a much lower stakes finale - even more meh than all stars imo. He will get into the merge but then be eliminated to trigger Caesar's growth.

3 - Fren - He's Smart. He slays. He has awful taste in men. He's kind. He loves films and theatre. He has a strong friendship with O. He's fucking green. He is musically talented. He has probably made several music videos.

2 - Kelly - I believe in them. They definitely have watched many films and they strike me as one of those popular femmes that are very talented in many areas. Legally Blonde core.

1 - Caesar - This is his season.

ass: agender, demi

austin: does not understand gender nor cares to. straight cis guy in theory but doesnt care enough to enforce it

bonnie: genderfluid but cba explaining to people so says they're just nonbinary. bi arospec

caesar: cis. either gay or bi he's not sure yet

courtney: demigirl but thinking of taking out the girl part. bi/pan (keeps changing their mind which label they use)

fren: cis guy but kinda androgynous. very gay

frollo: does not engage in sin. cishet until further notice

joner: cis guy, bi

julia: cis, discovered she's gay a year ago and since made being a mean lesbian her entire personality.

kelly: transfem. straight-adjacent

kitty: agender. lesbian and also gay

mal: cis bi (masc leaning). milks being bi for all it's worth.

max: does not allow himself to even consider not being cishet. he'll discover later that he's bi.

mclovin: cis straight (but whenever he says he's straight he puts "probably" before it)

michael: has had a lot of issues with gender and gave up. vaguely female. bi (fem leaning)

o: cis gay

patrick: cis bi but incredibly in the closet

peter: trans bi ace

scary: evil gender. uses rlly edgy neopronouns but hasnt shared this with the cast because they aren't friends. aro pan

scruffy: nonbinary transbian

sha-mod: trans. like 95% straight but doesn't think the 5% is enough to call himself anything other than straight. ace

staci: genderqueer. aligns more with femininity purely because they kin staci. questioning but goes with bi for now. arospec.

I applaud the work

austin: psychadelic rock. he seems like a beatles guy, sorry to say. also: abba!

frollo: church hymns and gospel music ONLY!!!

patrick: acts serious but it's canon he listens to madonna so im gonna believe he loooves girlypop 80s music. material girl

julia: controversial opinion but shameful musical theatre listener. her favorite is probably six the musical

kitty: mongolian throat singing and whale noises

michael: indie rock and punk. favorite band is the yeah yeah yeahs

scary: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!! and actual emo music yk

mal: will only listen to music if it's from an animatic

courtney: pop punk. I haven't decided on a fave band yet so I'm gonna go with paramore

bonnie: game osts. duhhh. the ocarina of time is their favorite.

caesar: i feel like he's a mixed bag cause he probably listens to aesha erotica and megan thee stallion and stuff but also metal? death metal? post-punk? he has layers

ass: "whatever's on the radio"

mclovin/joner: rap. eminem girlies actually. look at them

fren: NUMETAL!!

o: lo-fi hip hop beats to chill and relax to

kelly: same as both austin and patrick I think. girls just wanna have fun...

scruffy: tdwt songs lol

staci: podcast girlie actually

sha-mod: midwest emo

peter: SHOWTUNES!!!!

max: youd think classical music or something but i see him as a classic rock guy. probably into the kinks or the who

YESSSSSSS HEADCANONS BRING ON THE HEADCANONS

Austin - english. Hes so english thats like 500 generations of english in there. His family was in england before the romans were

Ass - vietnamese! second generation canadian, still speaks some with their parents and grandparents

Bonnie - hispanic a la the previous take

Caesar - his family had been in canada forever, has roots in sweden

Courtney - half korean, half hispanic. first generation born in canada, both of their parents are immigrants who met after moving

Fren - british i think

Frollo - FRENCH!!!! FRENCHIE!!! most of his family is from quebec

Joner - english, italian, and irish roots. no particular connection to culture

Julia - this is random but danish and greek. her father is danish, migrated in his 20s to canada while her mother is a second generation canadian

Kelly - scandie, but their family is several generations canadian

Kitty - korean, third or fourth gen canadian

Mal - english, with some german and italian in there. claims to be 0.03% japanese

Max - I like the half indonesian hc :) his dad migrated, his mom is a 3rd gen italian, she grew up in the states but moved to canada for school. he travels a lot for family

McLovin - doesnt know, never asked. #america (hes confirmed from the midwest right)

Michael - french-irish. both sides of her family speak french, french last name, etc. some other stuff, just not as culturally relevant

O - black 👍 hes from minnesota, doesnt really know much about his ancestry

Patrick - english descent

Peter - irish/english/scandie/some other stuff probably

Scary - FINNISH. like actually literally a citizen cause their parents are both finnish. death metal childhood.

Scruffy - hispanic as well

Sha-Mod - english descent

Staci - italian and half-lebanese on her mom's side. probably like a million other things they could tell you about, too