WHEREDO I BEGIN . He's such a fun character to pick at but everytime he showed up on screen all I could think was "what the fuck is wrong with him" . The way he speaks is so fucking funny to me he's like the type to say "No I wont" when you ask him to do something even though he is actively doing it . Scratch that actually you didnt even ask him to do it hes doing this of his own accord and shit-talking you the whole time. I heart him dearly and I will refuse to acknowledge my similarities to him because that requires a level of emotional maturity neither I nor Macaque possess

OK HELLO MALIK HER E!!! I like acting like Macaque did nothing wrong ever and is a saint because it pisses Blaze off in our swk vs mac arguments . The way he talks is so fucking funny . He makes me feel so sad and miserable if I think about him too long actually . I love shipping him w tang and pigsy and sandy it's both hilarious and very soft to me . The scene where MK says Mei is my best friend I can't leave her behind and Macaque just looks at swk . GUTTED ME PERSONALLY . I'm tending to him like a baby bird