Ever since I categorized the Sides into the Fab 5, I’ve started hearing Queer Eye quotes like they were the Sides.
Logan: I’m not a romantic
Virgil: *whispers to the side* You have to have feelings to be romantic
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Roman: Do you remember the other day when we were holding hands, Logan? And you wanted to hold it like this *intertwines their fingers* but I said we had to hold like this? *clasps hands together*
Logan: Yeah?
Roman: It’s cause if you intertwine fingers, my mom always said that’s cause you wanna bang, and cupped is like, platonic, so—
Logan: Why didn’t you wanna bang me? You bitch!
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Logan: That is the gayest thing I have EVER SEEN, and I’m married to Roman.
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Patton: Wha— what do you do with all this Crofter’s??
Logan: I drink it. What... you don’t drink Crofter’s?
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Virgil: The only proposals Logan likes are business proposals.
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Patton: It has come to my attention that there’s controversy in the world of cupcakes :(
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Patton: Ooh, what’s that?
Thomas: are you gonna sniff it? You’ve sniffed everything els— Did you just taste it?! You can’t put everything in your mouth and up your nose!!! You’re making me sneezACHOO
