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[ Segment 1: Challenge ]

Wu Lei: Hi, Happy New Year.

Wu Lei: [more animated] Happy New Year! Happy New Year.

Interviewer: Teacher, please look at the task card on the table.

Wu Lei: [looks around] Task card... [picks up card] Task card.

Wu Lei: [reading from the card] “Teacher Wu Lei, please prepare a gift for the Producers - a New Year painting. Before officially preparing the gift, Teacher needs to participate in a spontaneous challenge. The results of the challenge will determine the difficulty of the gift preparation. Please draw a lot to determine the challenge.” Don’t give me a fright, okay? Is this the only task?

Interviewer: Pick a lot.

Wu Lei: [sees the box] It’s so big. What is it? 

Wu Lei: [draws lot] I have to draw a lot, right? [takes a deep breath] It shouldn’t be an exceptionally difficult challenge, right?

Words on the Screen: Regardless of what the challenge is, Teacher will definitely be able to handle it

Wu Lei: [takes out lot] HUH?! It’s pretty appropriate for the festival.

Wu Lei: [reading from the lot] “Stick the Tiger Challenge. Teacher will be blindfolded. Within 30 seconds, stick the face of the tiger together. The challenge will be considered successful if the positions are more or less accurate. If the challenge succeeds, Teacher is free to paint whatever he wants.” I should be able to paint the New Year painting freely. “If the challenge fails, Teacher has to complete the New Year painting in one stroke.” Good heavens. Do you still remember my various drawings? Don’t expect much from me.

Wu Lei: Here, I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 6 items.

Wu Lei: [holds blindfold] The first item is a blindfold that is meant to increase the difficulty of this challenge. I’ll put it on later.

Wu Lei: [holds tiger face] There’s also a tiger head without a face.

Wu Lei: [holds word] The word “王” (king).

Wu Lei: [holds tiger eyes] This should be a pair of eyes.

Wu Lei: [holds tiger nose] And here’s the finishing touch. I think it’s pretty thoughtful that the image is printed on both sides just in case I paste it the wrong way when I can’t see.

Wu Lei: Okay, can I start sticking them on now? Okay.

Wu Lei: Oh yes, I need to wear the blindfolds first. [puts on blindfolds adorably]

Interviewer: Our staff will be taking note of the time. We’ll see if Teacher Wu Lei can succeed in this challenge. Once Teacher Wu Lei is ready, we can begin.

Wu Lei: Hooooo I’m ready.

Interviewer: Okay, the countdown begins.

Wu Lei: [intense focus] It has started.

Interviewer: Time is passing and you don’t have the Evol to stop time.

Wu Lei: [chuckles] Did you really have to increase the sense of urgency? I’m feeling really anxious right now. Turns out that having blindfolds on is such a frightening experience.

Interviewer: Time’s up.

Wu Lei: [incoherent struggling noises + continues pasting]

Interviewer: Hey, you’re cheating.

Wu Lei: Done. Is it over?

Interviewer: Remove your blindfolds.

Wu Lei: [removes blindfolds] OK.

Wu Lei: [sees the adorable tiger and laughs adorably]

Interviewer: Our staff will have a look and see if Teacher Wu Lei succeeded in the challenge.

Wu Lei: I think its spirit lies in the “王” at the top of its head. It’s in an incredibly, incredibly precise location. As for its facial features... they have strayed slightly, but not too much. I don’t know if this count as a success, but I hope everyone can give me a tiny bit of pride. It’s the New Year, so let’s be happy.

Interviewer: It’s the New Year, so let’s be happy. in that case, I hereby announce that Teacher Wu Lei has succeeded in the challenge!

Wu Lei: YEAHHHH! Good, thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.

[Note] Time-stamp of cuteness: 03:55

[ Segment 2: Spring Festival Painting ]

Interviewer: From the camera shot, we can see that Teacher Wu Lei is incredibly good at painting. In order to add some amusement and difficulty while you’re painting, we will be asking some questions.

Wu Lei: Sure, I’m already feeling anxious enough. Although I appear very adept at painting, my painting is very abstract. Okay, please go ahead and ask the questions.

Interviewer: Okay, our first question is...

Wu Lei: Mm.

Interviewer: If you were an LFG employee, what kind of reward would you want to see being distributed by the company during the annual meeting?

Wu Lei: If I were an LFG employee, I hope that CEO Victor would give me a title deed for a property. Thanks.

Interviewer: I trust that if you were truly an LFG employee, CEO might actually consider it.

Wu Lei: It’d be good enough if he doesn't fire me. My request shouldn’t be that unreasonable. Thanks, CEO Victor. Thanks, CEO Victor.