#mkrpgcaleb

WE WERE NEVER GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER ANYWAY!

Really? Because like, you should... Leia is related to you, so it wouldn’t be too awkward... You could just say she’s yours. Plus, me and Ofelia want you to get back together, and we always have the best ideas.

CALEB: No, it’s okay, I’ve got money. I want to make sure she really likes it, since I’ve sort of been a shitty roommate all summer. I don’t know if I’m the right guy to get shoes or a purse so I guess I’ll stick to jewelry, I’ve done that before. How do I tell the difference between bracelets that are cool and bracelets that are lame? Thanks for the help, Cobie, you’re the best.

COBIE: Why you being mean to Ofelia tho?

COBIE: Stop being mean.

[PM] I never wanted you to feel humiliated. I don’t know if any of that stuff’s true or not, but even if it was? Cobie, you’re awesome. There’s nothing wrong with you; Cam’s an idiot for leaving you guys. If you’d just told me then instead of ignoring it I would have apologized; I swear I thought we were all just joking around, I didn’t know it hurt your feelings that much. And sometimes I know I suck on accident, but Cam? Leaving you guys was him sucking on purpose, and you’re way better off with Kenzi. And I promise I’ll try to be more careful from now on, okay? But if you want to punch me or something so that you feel like things are even, you definitely get a freebie or three. And maybe remember to warn me before stuff gets this bad next time.

[PM] I know you didn’t, but I can’t help how it made me feel, y’know? Thank you. Yeah, he is an idiot. But I’m the bigger idiot for believing him when he said he’d stick around and help me raise the baby. He’d freak if he knew I was having twins now, so it’s a good thing he’s gone. Sometimes I find ignoring things easier than speaking about them. It’s a flaw, but I’ll work on it. I know you don’t mean to suck, and I’d never think that you did it on purpose. Yeah, Kenzi is my rock. Okay, thank you. I don’t want to punch you. I try to live by a no violence code, even if I break it in moments of pure rage sometimes. But I’m definitely not going to physically harm you over something you didn’t mean to do. Yeah, I’ll try. Hopefully nothing bad is gonna happen in the future with us, though.

DANNY: Just wanted you to know...

BONUS BABY!

There’s a make one and get one free offer going on in my womb, apparently!

Dude, that was totally an insult to Cam, not to you!

Cam isn’t here to feel the insult. I’m the only one present.