#mk second timeline

Kenshi, about Smoke and Rain: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Rain: Excuse me, Kenshi?

Kenshi: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Smoke: ...

Ermac: We ship it!

Sonya: CAN YOU NOT?

-----

Quan Chi: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Quan Chi: *upends the bottle*

-----

Raiden: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Fujin: Even better!

Raiden: What the fuck did you-

Fujin: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

-----

Reptile: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

-----

Sub-Zero: A person can really hear themselves think out here.

Sub-Zero’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?

Sub-Zero: Well, that was a mistake.

-----

Smoke: Where are you going?

Cassie: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Jacqui: But your way is sheer force!

-----

Mileena: That was so hot, Tanya.

Tanya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Mileena: I'm so in love with you.

-----

*when the Squad drops food*

Ermac: Eh, oh well.

Reptile: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Jade: FUCK!

Erron: *just gets more food*

Kotal: *drops to his knees and mourns the food*

Ferra: *eats the food off the ground*

-----

Rain: That's ridiculous, Smoke doesn't have a crush on me.

Frost: Yes he does.

Sub-Zero: Yes he does.

Smoke: Yes I do.

-----

Kitana: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Kung Lao: A doll.

Jade: A cinnamon roll.

Liu Kang: A sweetheart.

Kitana:

Kitana: ...stop it.

-----

Scorpion: I want to kiss you.

Sub-Zero, not paying attention: What?

Scorpion: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

-----

Reptile, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.

Erron: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-

Ermac, under their breath: Don’t say Jortles.

Erron: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.

-----

Kung Jin: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Jacqui: I really care about your feelings!

Takeda: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Kung Jin, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Frost: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Cassie: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

-----

Liu Kang: How has life been treating you lately?

Kung Lao: Horribly.

-----

Kotal: You've got to act tough, Jade! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Jade: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it.

Jade, standing up on her stool and slamming her hands down on the bar: I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

-----

Ermac: What scares you guys the most?

Smoke: Werewolves!

Kenshi: Sharks.

Rain: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Reptile:

Scorpion: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Sub-Zero: I wrote you a poem.

Scorpion, already crying: You did?

-----

Jacqui: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Kung Jin: Schrödinger's boys.

Cassie: FUCK!

Takeda: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Frost: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Frost: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Jacqui: ...

Kung Jin: ...

Cassie: ...

Takeda: ...

Frost: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

-----

Smoke: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Rain: *blushing* I—

Kabal, butting into the conversation: Stryker is perfect, thanks for asking.

-----

Fujin: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.

Tremor: Punt like football.

-----

Kitana: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Jade: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Kitana: I don't know, surprise me!

-----

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, and Kung Jin are all fans of Queen.

Cassie Cage helped make Friendships accounts for most of her parents' friends.

Ermac had kept Shao Kahn's soul imprisoned within themselves until Khronika ripped the binding anchor out of their chest.

Kitana despises the Discovery Channel and other similar channels.

Torr is capable of speaking single word sentences.

Geras was forbidden from interacting with mortals by Khronika.

Frost secretly enjoys watching Frozen, though she'll never say it to Cassie's face.

Cetrion has misgivings about Khronika's plans for the timelines but carries her part out anyway.

Cassie and Jacqui once tried to braid Frost's hair despite her warnings. They ended up with frostbite on their fingers.

In the event that Kenshi is no longer able to fight, Takeda will become Sento's next wielder.

Frost was hostile to the idea of peace between the Lin Kuei and the Shirai Ryu until she befriended Takeda.

Kung Jin shares Kung Lao's affinity for animals.

Jacqui trains with the Lin Kuei on weekends under most circumstances.

Cassie is the go-to girl for if technology isn't working properly.

Kung Jin grew up admiring Liu Kang and Kung Lao. Needless to say, he greatly enjoys living with them.

Takeda still views Scorpion as his real dad even after mending bridges with Kenshi.

Cassie likes to watch her father's movies with Jacqui, Takeda, Kung Jin, and Frost.

Kotal: Pros and cons of dating me.

Kotal: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Kotal: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

-----

*The gang is about to do something dangerous*

Frost: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk?

Cassie: Go ahead.

Frost: Be careful.

Frost: Don’t die.

Jacqui: *Holds back a laugh*

Cassie: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

-----

Takeda: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Scorpion: Takeda, what did you think a tiger shark was?

-----

Reptile, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??

Reptile: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Erron Black: It was you the fuck.

Reptile: It was I the fuck…

Ermac: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Erron Black: He the fuck.

-----

Kenshi, in a room with Johnny Cage, Jax, and Sonya: It’s calm in here.

Kenshi: It scares me…

-----

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Jade: I will not let you down.

Kotal: Sounds fun.

Ferra: K.

Reptile: No, I'm fucking not.

Ermac: Do we have to be?

"I'm sorry, Takeda," Kenshi began as he disembarked from a small boat docked at Shang Tsung's island. "The realms would be a better place without Shang Tsung, and besides, it's way past time I took my revenge."