I’m just saying it would be funny if in S3 Matt and Jay are casually seen sharing a bed in what’s clearly a very domestic partnership way and it’s never brought up again and their dynamic never changes at all ever

listen I love the web series era stuff but I cannot overstate how badly I need those grey, hairy, full-bodied aged men fucking nasty and psychosexually

Jay is avoidant attachment style and Matt is anxious attachment style but they’ve been bludgeoned against one another so repeatedly that now they have molded into one shape and that is the only outline of a relationship they know and can find comfort in

matt mentioning Jack Kerouac spoken word poetry as a possible opening before they picked army by Ben Folds is my red sauce. like ah yes notable poet Jack Kerouac who famously can be interpreted as having repressed bisexual longing for his friend Neal Cassidy whom he went on a cross-country road trip with and inspired the novel On The Road

shitpost thought: matt would secretly like shitty dark romantasy books because of the fucking insane tropes like “I killed your entire family but you still fell in love with me” or “touch them and I’ll kill you” and he secretly tries to force Jay into situations like this that are quickly and comedically derailed

something something that Matt Johnson interview talking about how Matt and Jay are in a perpetual adolescence and something something seeing their lives span two decades and they’re still inextricably entwined and something something any overtly romantic or desirous inclinations culminating now that they’re forty and graying and have spent more than half of their lifetime together so far