#mistovity

Macavity: No.

Mistoffelees: Because?

Macavity: Because no.

Mistoffelees, with sigh: And when I kiss you after every pill?

Macavity: Now you're talking!

Tugger: Hi Sparkles, are you waiting for someone?

Mistoffelees: Actually, yes.

Tugger: A tall, handsome tom with fluffy mane to warm you at this chilly evening, right?

Mistoffelees: Yes.

Tugger *blinks, fluff his mane and sneaks closer*

Mistoffelees: How do you know that Macavity and I are dating?

Mac: You know who's even more beautiful?

Misto: *blushes* Who?

Macavity: ...

Mistoffelees: You know you can just say "yes" if you don't want to use the word "nice"...

Macavity, mumble something.

Mistoffelees, fluttering eyelashes: Yes, dear?

Macavity: I don't repeat that, if you can't hear you should go see a doctor or something...

Also, poinsettia is dangerous to cats, so be careful!

Yes, I know, the official version was only poinsettia, but because nobody sent any asks I do what I want! Also there can be more changes :)

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When Munku feels more festive, he wears poinsettia behind his ear, Bombalurina prefers it on her neck, Skimbleshanks in the pocket of his jacket/on brace of his pants, Misto on his hat or wand, Tugger sometimes put it into his mane, Demeter in hair, Cassandra on her wrist, Jennyanydot wear them as a crown.

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Sky first time saw poinsettia and holly here, in the junkyard and was totally captivated by them. When they show up he collects as many as he can, so their den becomes more of a winter garden than a place to live.

(Sky is my oc, husband of TuśTuś, Cream, Adonis and FinFun. He came from Greece.)

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Rumpleteazer: Isn't it strange? Some of the toxic things taste terrible, like you know it's a poison! But others? Some say they are quite tasty! It's ridiculous! About other things we have no idea how they taste, because no one ever says anything about them! Like... how holly berries taste? Nobody know!

Mungojerrie, chewing something: I know.

Rumpleteazer: Oh my Cat, Jerrie, spit it! It's poisonous! Please don't swallow...

Mungojerrie, finally gives up at the straight face and smiles broadly.

Rumpleteazer: You fucker...

(It's a paraphrase of a real situation. We were in the forest, walking, having fun and we were talking about the lily of the valley, when my mother said something like "No one knows how it's tasting." and I deadpanned "I know". Her face was one of the funniest things in that year :) )

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Rum Tum Tugger: It's not fair! You use magic to decorate your den so you're never scratched by holly...

Mistoffelees, shrugging: So? We use what we can.

Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, but every time after we hang it Munku doesn't want to do anything fun - he only wants to take care of his scratches and licking it takes ages!

Macavity: And you never thought about helping him with taking care of them?

Rum Tum Tugger, pouting: He banned me.

Mistoffelees, shocked: Why?

Rum Tum Tugger: Because I... maybe... it could happen I started tickling him and maybe we fell from bed and there is a itsy bitsy chance he get a black eye and my knee met with his celiac plexus...

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Plato, hiding something behind him: Hi Victoria! I... I have something for you!

Victoria: Hello Plato! What is this?

Plato: You like flowers but none of them bloom now so... Maybe you like it?

Victoria: Oh! Poinsettia! You're so sweet! I love them!

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WARNING!!!! ABOUT SEX!!!!!!

Munkustrap, on his back in some plants: Alonzo... We... Can't... Here... Oh!

Alonzo: Why? No one can see us.

Munkustrap: I know! Oh! It's... It's not... Oh, please, yes!

Alonzo: No one can hear us either. We're completely alone.

Munkustrap: I KNOW! Alonzo, please... I... Oh!... I can't... Yes!

Alonzo: What's going on love? You want me to stop? You're not interested anymore?

Munkustrap: No!... Yes! No!... I'm... I'm lying in holly leaves and it's scratchy as hell!

Mistoffelees:

Mistoffelees: Somebody else's heart.

Tugger: What?

Mistoffelees: What?