#misteriousquig

Misty Quigley

- was not a drinker in high school

- but has seen enough movies and read enough books to sort of know what to do

- she shows up at whatever bar you’re at

- shuffling her feet and feeling out of place

- and your drunk ass is like OMG MISTYYYY

- she doesn’t 100% know what to do

- but you’re running up to her and hugging her and generally being drunk and stupid

- “GUYS this is my GIRLFRIENDDDD isn’t she prettyyyy”

- and she’s ignoring the warmth in her chest

- as she’s like “hi yeah we need to go home”

- drives you home and keeps trying to hide her smile bc she doesn’t want to encourage you

- but she thinks you’re cute

- makes you drink like a gallon of water to try and flush the alcohol out of your system

- and sends you to bed

- finds you curled up on her side of the bed wearing her pajamas

- “they smelled like you”

- and she can’t even bring herself to pretend to be annoyed

Jackie Taylor

- thinks you’re basically the cutest thing ever

- she saunters into the bar you’re at with her purse hanging off one shoulder

- spots you at the bar

- “having fun, baby?”

- and you get all giggly and nervous

- bc she’s so prettyyyy

- and she says her hello’s to the friends you came out with

- before grabbing you by the hand and tugging you out of your seat

- and slipping an arm around your waist

- and tugging you out of the bar

- def having the classic convo

- “you’re pretty”

- “you are drunk”

- “two things can be true. not mutually excusive.”

- she rolls her eyes at you but she’s biting the inside of her cheek to stop herself smiling

- she’s so sweet with you

- makes you take a shower when you get home

- bc “you smell like a wine o”

Shauna Shipman

- thinks you’re cute when you’re drunk but will NEVER admit it

- guard-dog shipman is back again!!

- “you don’t need another one”

- “you’re no fun, shauna”

- and she takes your drink and either chugs it herself or dumps it straight into the dirt

- “what the fuck, shipman?”

- “don’t ‘shipman’ me. we’re going home.”

- she grabs you by the wrist a little rougher than she intends to

- but as soon as you’re home and alone she softens

- her big brown eyes and her voice goes all low and 🫠🫠

- “this wouldn’t be happening if you’d listened to me”

- as you’re throwing up

- and she sounds annoyed but she’s rubbing your back and pulling your hair out of the way

- that’s kinda how shauna is

- she always sounds annoyed but she cares so much

- ugh that’s babygirl

Taissa Turner

- “well, you seem to be having a great time. don’t you have work in the morning?”

- you groan and put your head down on the table

- she pulls it back off the table because ew germs

- “i’m not going.”

- “yeah, i figured. how about we go home?”

- “noooo i don’t have to work tomorrow! we can stay out!”

- cue a very loud sigh from your girlfriend

- bribery gets her everywhere

- “if you drink this you get a forehead kiss” as she’s holding out a cup of water

- not all that concerned about you going too hard

- she trusts that you know your own limits

- most of the time

- if you’re reallyyy out of it

- she’ll step in

- but do the most part she’s content to let you have your fun

- once the night is over she’s forcing you into bed like a literal drill sergeant

- “absolutely not. no. put the shirt on. put it on. okay, now lay down. not on my side, on your side. come on.”

- you’re giggling and stumbling around

- she’s following you trying to get you to lay down

- “i’m not tired!”

- and then you’re out like a light once your head hits the pillow

Van Palmer

- “woahhh… your friend said you were fucked up but you’re… fucked up…”

- lowkey enjoying themselves watching you be an idiot

- they’re not going to spoil your fun

- follows you around replacing your drinks

- and steering you away from doorframes you’re about to run into

- lets you lean on them when your balance is questionable

- once you start to wind down

- theyre walking you back to their car

- you fall asleep in the passenger seat and they carry you inside

- STRONG BUTCH VAN SAVE MEEE

- sorry

- what was i saying?

- they’re probably afraid to fall asleep the first time you’re drunk

- because what if you choke on your own vomit and die????

- but by the third or fourth time you stay over at their house

- they’ve mostly convinced themselves you’ll be fine

- hnnngh. butch van.

- sorry i’m on my butchfemme shit rn my talking stage is butch and ahahdjsn

- anyways

Natalie Scatorccio

- arguably the best and worst person to be drunk around

- she strolls up to this bar she knows very well

- gets a nod from the bartender probably

- she is very smug

- it’s both infuriating and adorable

- “hey, baby, you ready to leave?”

- “woahhh when did you get here?”

- and of course she’s gonna mess with you

- “i’ve been here for hours” (she’s been there for five minutes max)

- you’re staring at her trying to focus on her but she’s going in and out of focus

- “yeah okay i think you’re done for the night”

- definitely the type of gf to carry you out of the bar

- “nooooo nat put me downnnn”

- “i take orders from no one.”

- she’s so silly

- she makes you a snack and an electrolyte drink when you get home

- bc she knows that hangovers are a bitch

- and hides the advil from you because she knows that’s your go-to

- and you can’t mix advil with alcohol

- maybe you know that

- but she’s not 100% sure

- better safe then sorry

- but she leaves out a gatorade and a couple aspirin out for you for when you wake up

Lottie Matthews

- i am a whiny!lottie warrior

- also passengerprincess!lottie warrior

- you probably went out together

- and she turns around for FIVE SECONDS

- and you’re doing tequila shots

- whoops!

- “oh my god, can you drive like this? how many fingers am i holding up?”

- “nine. no. eleven. twelve. stop moving, i’m trying to count!”

- and then she looks into the camera like she’s on the office bc she has not moved a muscle

- “babeeee now I have to drive homeeee….”

- “nono i can drive.”

- “you absolutely cannot.”

- she’s managed to convince you that you don’t need anymore shots

- you’re not driving anymore, what’s the harm?

- but you’re content to sit on your stool and lean on her while she stands next to you

- the arm slung around your shoulders gets tighter everytime someone speaks to you

- jealous!lottie save me

- anyways

- she’s whining about having to drive home but she also thinks it’s cute when you fall asleep in the car

- it is considerably less cute when you puke in the driveway once you get home.

- but she gets you inside and tucked in before going outside to stare at the puddle of puke

- and then just looks at true sky and prays for rain

- she is NAWT touching that

- comes back inside to find you curled up around her pillow 😭

- forehead kisses from lottie while you’re half asleep omfg i’m ill

Mari Ibarra

- just as wasted as you but handles her liquor better

- you’re a lightweight

- she gets giggly when she’s drunk and she can’t keep her hands off you

- not exactly in a sexual way (that’ll come later)

- she’s clinging to your arm

- and hugging you from behind

- sitting in your lap

- and when she gets you two a ride

- stumbling through the door when you get home

- giggling and kissing you while she tugs off your jacket and the rest of your clothes

- when you both wake up hungover she’s the first to drag herself out of bed

- to get you aspirin and water

- mari handles her hangovers better than you too

- she’s 100% still going to make fun of you though

Melissa Hat

- gets to the bar just in time to watch you try and climb onto a table

- “hey, hey, woah woah woah, let’s keep our feet on the ground, please…”

- dragging you out of the bar only for you to immediately puke in a potted plant outside the door

- pet names galore omfg

- and she’s trying out a bunch of new ones

- in hopes you don’t remember it tomorrow

- before you were just baby

- now you’re baby, sweetheart, honey, princess, baby girl, pretty thing, THE LIST GOES ON

- the ones you react positively to will be used in the future

- (i have a req in my inbox for lovey dovey melissa so if yall are fucking w that i’ll def put it on fasttrack)

- sleeper build melissa omfg i’m ill

- she’s gonna carry you like a princess

- she’s so knight in shining armor coded

- ugh need that

- spends the whole night (even after you leave the bar) trying to stop you from doing stupid shit

I do not own Yellowjackets or its characters

Misty Quigley

- sweet girl is lowkey thrilled

- because she also has no idea what she’s doing

- she’s clumsy with it

- but ALSOOO

- girlie has studied that health textbook

- and her curiosity has led her to snoop into those porn magazines

- so yeah

- she’s gonna try her hardest though

- definitely a “was that it? did… did you come?”

- and you’re like GIRL IDK

- she probably asks nat for advice

- and nat is like …. girl you’ll know. you’ll def know

- AND SHE DOES

- also misty’s a squirter i’m so sorry but i had to include this somewhere bc it’s literally true

Jackie Taylor

- she’s also thrilled that you’re a virgin

- because this is miss “if we lose our virginities together we’ll be tied together forever!!”

- she’s so gentle with you aksbdhkd

- she tries to make it special i’m gonna cry

- she lays out some blankets and steals some candles and sneaks away with you

- and ugh she tried to make it as romantic as possible

- she’s also a fast learner

- learns what sets you off faster than you do

Shauna Shipman

- lowkey excited to show you the ropes

- the power dynamic is really doing it for her

- ordering you around?? um yeah she’s into it

- she goes buck wilddddd

- has a virginity kink

- sorry!

- it’s true

- probably pops your cherry (so to speak) and then eats you out

- she wants to taste the blood!!

- she sees you as this sweet innocent thing

- and she wants to RUIN IT

- she likes it when you cry because it hurts

- she’s a fucking freakkkkk

- yeah i’m horny

- what who said that

Taissa Turner

- doesn’t want to pressure you into anything

- she’s so so gentle with you

- pauses every few minutes

- she’s constantly listening to make sure you’re not in pain

- very very very aware of how unsanitary it is to have sex in the wilderness

- refuses to do it without scrubbing her hands and face first

- she’s so sweet i’m gonna cry

Van Palmer

- doesn’t 100% know how to proceed

- “we don’t have to…”

- “i want to”

- “.um. ok.”

- she’s afraid you’ll regret it after the fact

- it’s usually you initiating

- because she knows how stressful the situation is

- and she knows you need to feel in control

- but she’s worried you’ll hate her if you change your mind

- she gradually gets less nervous about that

- as your relationship flourishes into more than just sex

- she gets more and more comfortable

Natalie Scatorccio

- i’m imagining a dynamic similar to her and travis in the canon show

- she’s very open about her history with you

- tried to calm you down

- it does not work

- but after a few tries it does

- and she’s soooo sweet with you

- ugh i love her that’s my baby’s father

- “nat, it hurts…”

- “you want me to stop?”

- “no?”

- and she’s kissing all over your face

- talking you through it, praising you

- “you’re okay, you’re doing so good”

- yeah my dick is hard

- sorry

- what was i saying?

Lottie Matthews

- it’s what the wilderness wants of course

- the wilderness wants a loss of innocence and what better vessel

- than the little virgin she has a crush on!!

- she coerces you into it (not that you wouldn’t have said yes anyways)

- but she quickly gets a little crazy with it

- “lott, stop… too much, it hurts-“

- “shhh, i know it hurts, i know, you’re doing so good…”

- mix of pain and pleasure i’d say

- she’s gonna incorporate the knife if she can

- sacrifice time!!

- but if you said no she would respect that

Mari Ibarra

- you’re her little protégée

- she’s looking at you with fresh eyes now

- JUMPING at the chance to bone

- professor mari in the house

- teaching you how to touch her

- “just like that, yeah, higher- fuck!”

- going to the lake to get water together

- so she can make you finger her before you go back

- sharing a hut so she can tell you to slip a hand down her pants while everyone else is asleep

- oh she wants it anytime anywhere

- all hours of the day and night

Melissa Hat

- sweetheartttt

- she’s romantic with it

- “are you sure you wanna do it here? this isn’t exactly a good place to-“

- “i need to have one good memory of being out here”

- well that’s a good enough reason for her

- walks you through her actions before she makes them

- “m’gonna put them in, it’s gonna hurt a little, then it’ll feel better, m’kay?”

- eyes on your face the whole time to make sure you’re okay

- kissing your cheeks, petting your hair

- anything to soothe you while she does it

- oh and she’s a praise girl too

- “you look so beautiful…”

- yeahhhhhhh i need her

I do not own Yellowjackets or its characters

shauna shipman

- SHES GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOU IM SO SORRY

- “you like this shit more than you like me, oh my god…”

- but yeah she pulls up next week knowing a little too much about Skyrim lore…. hmmmm wonder what that’s about

- does her research

- it’s kinda adorable

- “this is stupid, why are you watching six other movies just to see ONE?”

- “what do you mean all six movies make up the backstory for this one?”

- “THIS IS CHAOS”

- she does not understand in the slightest but she loves you

- “so this guy… is the bad guy? we don’t like him right?”

- if you have a random special interest she would, again, bully you so bad for it

- “yknow, most people are obsessed with like, boy bands, or something. and you chose… bugs…”

- but also the SECOND someone says anything she’s tearing them a new one

- “maybe if you spent more time with your head in the books instead of up your ass, you’d be interested in something too! but no, you’re such a sad useless waste of space that you can’t let anyone be happy!! god forbid someone find joy in life instead of being a miserable cunt like you!”

- hnnggh shauna pls yell at someone for me

- what who said that

lottie matthews

- the sweetest angel

- makes you help her set up an account so she can play games with you

- “yeah, use your mouse to aim, then hit A- okay so he just killed you, click Y to revive”

- “I HATE THIS GAME”

- crashes out every single time

- and then an hour later is begging you to play again

- she buys you limited edition collectors items

- “holy shit lottie there’s only, like, 200 copies left in circulation, this has been out of print for over 15 years, how did you-“

- “don’t worry about it. do you like it?”

- she sends you pictures or videos of anything related to your special interest

- or texts you when someone mentions it

- “baby look someone had a backpack with the straps like in the spiderman movie we watched”

- “someone was talking about Guys and Dolls today, that’s on our list to watch right??”

- she just thinks of you all the time

natalie scatorccio

- also does not get it

- AT FIRST

- but i feel like depending on what your interest is

- she would get super into it with you

- yapping someone’s ear off about roman mythology for at least 5 minutes

- before pausing and having that “oh god…. i’m a nerd….” epiphany

- you make fun of her

- “you laughed at me, but now you’re the one who’s obsessed”

- “i’m not obsessed. am i not allowed to take an interest in my girlfriend’s interests?”

- listens to your favorite albums and sends you song-by-song reviews

- “i liked the drums on this one but why was he lowkey talking about getting his dick sucked what’s that about”

- shes never been one for caring too much about what other people thought

- but she was always an outcast in the “too cool for school way” actually it was too high for school but wtv

- never in the “i can name every subspecies of butterfly” kind of way

- it’s kind of cute

- develops her own special interests that bridge off of yours

- nat embracing her inner nerd by dating a nerd is my favorite thing ever

i do not own Yellowjackets or its characters

Misty Quigley

Jackie Taylor

Shauna Shipman

- lottie loves sleepovers

- she prefers to sleep over at yours

- because her own house feels too big

- and her parents try too hard to make you think they don’t neglect her

- (they do and you already know that)

- so she likes your house better

- she likes your basement

- with the little tv and the closet full of board games

- she didn’t get to play those as a child because yk neglected

- her favorites are Splat! and Guess Who but she also loves Twister

- she giggles so hard the entire time you’re playing Twister

- it’s like a constant stream of laughter

- ugh she’s so cute

- and yes the Twister games always turn into kissing

- what?

- i’m right and you know it

- she’s got her left hand on green and she has to move one of her hands to flick the spinner

- and she brushes against your waist

- it was an accident!!

- but you’re ticklish there so you start squirming

- completely giving up on the game by the way

- you accidentally knock her supporting arm out from under her

- and she manages to catch herself before falling completely on top of you

- but then your faces are literally two inches apart

- and she’s supposed to not kiss you??

- yeah no sorry

- she’s gonna keep tickling you

- sorry :/

- until you push her off of you and call her a jerk and she’s still giggling like a little kid

- and she wants to order pizza from some horrible pizza place

- she wants to eat bad junk food!!

- she wants it dripping in grease with the bottom of the crust all soggy

- cause she never gets to eat bad food at home

- and she gets to be normal at your house i’m literally in tears

- we saw adult lottie with the face masks

- yeah that was not new for her

- she’s bringing her whole collection

- maybe she makes you try a couple but she’s just as content to let you put them on her

- you probably put on a movie while you’ve got the facemasks on

- she’s sitting cross legged on the couch watching intently

- “who’s that guy?”

- “i dont know Lott i haven’t seen this movie before”

- “oh…. wait who’s he?”

- “WE DONT KNOW YET”

- but she’s such a cutie

- you probably ask if she wants popcorn and she’s all confused

- “but we’re watching a movie! then we’d have to pause it!”

- and you show her the joys of eating on the couch

- which she is not allowed to do at home

- she’s so cute i’m gonna sob

- she wants to build a fort!!!

- and sleep in it!!!

- she’s literally going full architect mode

- you’re going along with it

- like yes we need a supporting wall on this side Lottie yes we do!!

- you don’t have the heart to tell her that it’s probably going to fall apart no matter how well she sets it up

- you probably sleep in the fort too

- and there’s more kissing heehee

- she wakes up with the cutest bed head

- she always gets those lines all over her face when she sleeps

- omfg she’s the cutest thing to ever exist

- gets cold in th middle of the night and does one of two things

- 1. steals the blanket

- 2. curls up under your arm with her head on your chest

- it’s usually the second option

- but there have def been times where you’ve woken up freezing bc she’s got all the blankets

- you can’t even be mad though bc she’s so cozy and aksndhksbsfk

- woah sorry about that guys i dont know what came over me

- need her to come over me WHATTTT

- ok i think i need to end this before i go insane

i do not own Yellowjackets or its characters

Taissa Turner

Van Palmer

Natalie Scatorccio

- nat loves sleepovers!!

- esp cause of the makeouts

- what who said that

- (we’ll get there later)

- she’s at your house at LEAST every other weekend

- nervous to have you over to hers

- less nervous about it after her dad dies

- but still prefers your house

- your parents LOVEEE her

- and for the life of her she cannot figure out why

- she’s such a “bad influence” to everyone else

- but no they love her

- if you’re just friends who yearn

- your parents definitely make “bonus daughter” jokes about her

- bc she’s always at your house

- and she pretends to be annoyed but she loves it so much it makes her feel so special im sobbing

- if you’re dating nat and your parents know then they regularly refer to her as their daughter in law

- just oh so casually

- and again nat scoffs and makes some witty comment about it

- but her cheeks are bright red and she’ll be thinking about it forever

- bc she just loves you!!

- and is so happy your parents love her!!

- 100% the type to crawl in through your window in the middle of the night

- “nat how did you get up here my room is on the second floor”

- “tree”

- and there’s leaves in her hair and she’s so cute

- what was i saying

- if you’re just friends who yearn

- then she definitely tries to avoid sleeping in your bed with you

- “nat i have a queen for a reason”

- “yeah but like it’s your bed you should be the only one sleeping in it”

- “do you know how stupid you sound rn”

- and you always end up convincing her

- if she’s your girlfriend she will be very upset at the mere thought of not sharing your bed

- “so you hate me”

- “nat i did not say that”

- “you suggested i sleep in the guest room which is basically the same thing”

- “last time you slept over i woke up on the floor with no blankets”

- “sounds like not my problem”

- she says her favorite sleepover activity is listening to music and complaining about school

- but you know that it’s actually when your little siblings beggg her to play soccer with them

- and you probably sit on the front step and watch

- or maybe you play goalkeeper for them

- but she drags her feet and moans and groans about it

- but yeah she’s outside with them until the sun goes down

- teaches them soccer moves and she’s so encouraging im crying

- nat being good with kids is one of my favorite headcanons/semi-canons (bc we got that little snippet of adult nat with kevyns son)

- poor baby gets nightmares

- pre crash they’re about her dad mostly

- some really random ones

- occasionally ones where you were the one who died and not her dad

- those ones fuck her up

- post crash she dreams mostly about ben, jackie, mari, laura lee, or javi

- if she wakes up from one and you’re still asleep

- ho is nawt waking you up if she can help it

- but what she will do is veerrrry carefully curl up under your arm

- if she had a dream about you dying she’s gonna fall asleep with two fingers against your wrist or your neck

- feeling your pulse

- ugh i love her

- if you’re the one to wake her up

- she feels really guilty

- it’s always

- “sorry, sorry, it’s fine. go back to bed.”

- but you can see right through her

- ofc you can

- you don’t force her to tell you about it

- but sometimes she does

- both scenarios end the same

- with her head tucked under your chin

- dozing back off

- she sleeps a lot better when you’re her pillow

- okay i lied before

- her favorite sleepover activity is actually making out with you

- pre relationship yearning phase

- it’s “just for fun”

- and “it doesn’t mean anything because you’re my best friend”

- don’t pmo

- ho is IN LOVE WITH YOUUU

- dw she’ll figure it out once she kisses kevyn

- and realizes she doesn’t see the sparks behind her eyes

- or feel that swoop in her stomach

- when it’s not you

- that will send her spiraling

- and she’ll be super awkward around you

- but never fear!!!

- she’ll sneak in through your window in the middle of the night and tell you she’s in love with you!!

- bc she is!!

- and then you start dating blah blah blah

- then the makeouts turn a little crazier

- but these are supposed to be sfw head canons so i’ll leave it there

i do not own Yellowjackets or its characters