#missionlameturtle

Listen i have to be clear. i have to credit @pineapplecrushface who was the first person to put it on my dash but also i have NOT yet watched brilliant minds bc it's not yet legally available in my country (and i have. SUCH little energy for *ll*g*lly d*wnl**d*ng these days...). I am simply VERY preëmptively excited to watch it and am keeping abreast of the updates and hoping 🙏 it will get released here 🙏 . in part due to my uhh interest in oliver sacks whose books i really truly loved when i was young. Literally it took tumblr user @the-omnishambles comparing it to house md in the gc for me to realise ohyeah. there is a format for this type of show! this is not just america's National Broadcasting Company providing ME with personalised yaoi of one of MY specialest boys! what i'm saying is I took immeasurable psychosexual damage (honorific) from this picture in 2015

Aljksdg;lkdshjahLZKFJSGDAHGLK;DGHDLKAGJ I'M GONNA SCREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY AND GOOD

tine: you won't believe what he asked for today tine: a legal clause that his tenant has to say hi to him every time they see each other? tine: like, what? sarawat: i think your client is insane tine: don't be mean :((((((( meanwhile diao at home like i have the BEST lawyer who TOTALLY gets it bc he's gay too wait no i'm not gay NEVERMIND STILL HE REALLY SEEMS TO GET IT!!!!!

rak: he probably thinks you're insane diao: don't be mean!!!!!!!!!!!

you tell your parents things you did as a kid???

well in this case we kinda got caught. my parents are prepping to move and my dad is going through a lot of old stuff, and dug up some photos I’d taken of my brother mid-leap off the bed onto a beanbag chair.

he of course was like “wtf who took these” and I had zero memory of it but my bro who is a good bro still checked with me before telling him.

not a big deal. my dad and I are both impressed by my action-shot skills.

sometimes I do tell them stuff I never would’ve admitted to before. but they’re pretty chill in general. also my middle brother (who I’m usually talking about) and I are both in our 30s and completely independent, so what are they gonna do? and anyway, as I always tell my mom, it’s her own damn fault for raising us to be stubborn and independent thinkers. (she agrees.)

new xkit! new-xkit-extension.tumb…

AGH THANK YOU I couldn’t remember what it was, I had Tumblr Savior and thought it was that, awesome!

(oh my god i love this description of hanzo so much)

Slow Burn: Given that I already don’t enjoy being an enemy of a Hanzo in-game and that he’s the type of guy who would never, ever deem to ‘fake date’ anyone, slow burn is really my only option for him. Which works out anyway, because getting through his defenses and baggage will take ages.

Fake Date: older!Wendy all the way. She’s the kind of girl who I see as being totally into these kind of shenanigans, especially if it maybe also involves some supernatural hunting. Perhaps a ghost who targets happy couples?

Enemies to Lovers: Despite her immense power, Elsa has proven to be pretty merciful to her enemies, so I think being on her bad side would make for a fun romp that I also know won’t end with me as a popsicle. Nothing serious, as far as the ‘enemies’ angle goes-- I could see us clashing over foreign policy and coming to see each other’s POV over time.