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Send‘Kissed’ for my muses reaction to yours kissing their:30: Freckles

A kiss on the forehead was kind. A kiss on the cheek, sweet.But, this? This was, something else. It seemed to her that his lips never fullyleft her, and yet there were kisses everywhere. Her forehead and nose andcheeks and even her chin. There seemed to be no order to the chaos, except thatevery so often he would head back for a kiss he’d apparently missed.

Jane wasn’t quite sure how to react. The kisses tickled, andhis insistence that each one be somewhere new made her laugh. Was it just her imagination,or did he linger a bit on the pecks closer to her lips? It must have been somekind of joke. It was just like him to give her a peck for every spot,especially if she complained about them. Then again she couldn’t remember atime when her heart had beat quite so quickly, or quite so loud.

“Carlisle,” It was hard to talk between the kisses. “Whatare you-“

“Shh.” He muttered. “Gotta get them all.”

That made her laugh more. It was all very strange. Finallyhe paused with a hand under her chin, tilting her head this way and that,inspecting his work. Jane blinked back, confused as he was determined.

“Well?”

“Just checking.” He said, inspecting her face carefully. Herheartbeat was getting distracting.

“I think you missed some.”

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Road Trip: a travel or escapism headcanon.

Jane travels a lot for work, and this is when she usually catches up on her reading. She loves to read about the places that she is going, and if she can, she’ll find a book with a story centered there. If she has time, she’ll go and find the places mentioned in the book. She also loves to visit zoos and museums, both of which just let her turn off her sciency mind and relax.

Rocky Road: a difficulty or struggle headcanon.

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3.) Something with a process that could conserve wildlife populations while also helping humanity survive. A perfect balance conservation plan, as you will.

13.) No one really??? Not in the literal sense 

23.) Either Jane Goodall, Bill Nye, or Neil Degrasse Tyson

What they smell like: spiciness and… whatever tigers smell like

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): like a cat

What music they enjoy: anything danceable

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: he makes breakfast so like…. 30 minutes at least

Their favorite thing to collect: he has a proud collection of things his kindergartners have drawn for him

Left or right-handed: right

Religion (if any): agnostic

Favorite sport: probably soccer

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he likes to look at the trinkets in shops

Favorite kind of weather: sunny

A weird/obscure fear they have: he sometimes wonders if people will notice his markings aren’t tattoos and call him out on it

A while ago I filled in a meme for two character that have undergone some . . . changes. Changes that make the meme worth doing again. So! Here is a meme, revisited. 

Send me an OTP and I tell you…

Who made the first move;

Technically? Jane. She approached Carlisle after suspecting him of being a werewolf. 

Who said ‘I love you’ first;

No one. It’s not a thing they say.

How often they fight;

A lot, but it’s mostly just banter. 

Whose big spoon/little spoon;

Jane is usually the ‘little’ spoon

What their nicknames are for each other;

‘Janie’ for Jane, which she still hates, But Jane will use pet names or ‘Carly’ with Carlisle. 

Whose the better cook;

Definite Jane. Her kitchen actually has food in it. 

Their song;

Anything You Can Do - From Annie Get Your Gun

Who remembers their anniversaries;

No one.

Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex);

Argue and debate

Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship;

Neither of them

How they would get engaged;

They probably won’t

What their wedding would be like;

Tiny

How many kids they’ll have;