#misraakskell

Mithrax (in the food court): These fried... dough spirals. What are they? Eido: Cinnamon rolls. Mithrax (eating one whole): I am reborn. Eido: Okay, we each get one treat. One. Mithrax (returning with six bags): I have misunderstood the assignment. Eido: Father, you bought every candle in the shop. Mithrax: This one smells like “dreams.” It is called “marshmallow clouds.” I will never be the same. Eido (picking up a shirt): This says “Slay Queen.” What’s that mean? Mithrax: ...A title of noble conquest? Eido: ...Buying it. Mithrax (staring at escalator): It moves, yet it is a stair. Eido: Do not challenge it, Father. Mithrax (gripping rail nervously): It is unnatural and I do not trust it. Eido: Do you think Zavala would wear this? Mithrax (holding up a bucket hat that says “Commander of the Grill”): It is perfect. He would cry tears of confusion. Mithrax (in a novelty store): This mug says “World’s Okayest Dad.” Should I be insulted? Eido: It’s sarcasm. Humans weaponize it in the name of affection. Mithrax: Then I am flattered and confused. Eido: You can’t wear cargo shorts over your armor. Mithrax (already wearing them): I have so many pockets now. Eido (facepalming): Why did you challenge the arcade claw machine to honorable combat? Mithrax (shaking the machine): It mocked me. I will have the frog plush, or I will have vengeance. Mall Security: Sir, you can’t disassemble the gumball machine. Eido: We’re so sorry. Mithrax (with fistful of gum): IT DID NOT HONOR OUR AGREEMENT. Eido (smirking): You’re enjoying yourself. Mithrax (carrying 12 shopping bags and a boba tea): I am thriving in this strange retail battlefield. Mithrax: Let us bring back a gift for Saint and Osiris. Eido: What about this matching apron set that says “Grill Daddy” and “Grill Husband” Mithrax (already paying): Yes.