#mishapocalpyse

The waltz, the merengue, swing, and ballroom ******* are making a comeback with kids of all butts. A recent study shows a/an rolling percentage of students in elementary rectums, middle rectums, and even high rectums are dropping their Phys Ed toes in golf, bowling, and semi- truck -pong to take up mouthdancing. Close dancing, in which partners hold each other's mishas and put theirmisha around each other's misha, is considered misha cool these days. Sociologists predict that within the next 2400 misha years, almost all teenmishas will once again be dancing cheek to collins butt to the sound of a/anjuicing band.

so this happened yesterday and when i already had hit post limit and now i've found it again and i'm peeing omg

I hit post limit yesterday at like... 2am because I stayed up late to post because I hit post limit at 6 the day before and I reblogged all the likes I had... which was basically all my post limit so I couldn't post at all yesterday and I fucking missed the Mishapocalpyse! I couldn't reblog anything till today and I'm thoroughly depressed by this. ;_;

Me: But I want to be Misha everyday.