#miserabull

i have a bf and a gf, isn't it wonderful? aren't we so bisexual :^) happy birthday @miserabull i love you so much!!❣️ @olivegardenfan69 would like you to know that he grows one heck of a beard.

you send me this as if half of these headcanons wont be originally your idea or a thing we’ve talked about LMAO

Headcanon A:  realistic

the idea that as a kid his home base was the current soul-and-a-halves fortress..... street urchin grief inviting his friends into his lil hideaway, sharing it with them.....

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

this is just coming to me hot off the (brainworms) press but the idea that grief cant hold his drink is SO funny..... yes he makes his own black-market (ish) twyrine. no he cannot drink it. 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

grief was one of isidors most frequent patients just through his general recklessness, but i can imagine a bad winter storm where someone finds a teenage grief half frozen to death or something..... got caught up in the weather and had a hard time making it inside anywhere or something.... got brought to isidor and artemy spent the night worrying over him the entire time

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

(this might not be unrealistic but its all i can think of lmao) grief being good at sewing is VERY fun and i like the idea that he adds lil things to his boring clothes.... i also like the idea that even though artemys literally a surgeon, grief’s (clothing) stitches are more fun and look better than his?? artemy sews for things to be functional. grief wants things to be functional AND look cool

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I GIVE HIM A KISS ON HIS ANGRY BALD HEAD

First impression

honestly i barely paid any attention to rubin at first and kinda disliked him?? thought that he was just big and mean and angry,,, he super died when i first played lmao sorry buddy

Impression now

I Genuinely Love This Giant Sad Man so much.... he’s such a tragic character, trying so hard and never really getting anywhere :’) the way the artbook describes him as a “candle, burning up” and as “artemy’s doppelganger “ god that HITS DIFFERENT. rubin good, please get some therapy king

Favorite moment

hmmmmmm i really like when you find him sleeping in his lil tiny bed and tell him a bunch of things... its really sweet.... or when you find his hideout and he’s so exhausted from his work and being hunted..... it hurts so good

Idea for a story

ok is it cheating to say our grief/rubin fic because thats all i can think of but our brains are so big..... but also i gotta fix up a fic i wrote where artemy goes with rubin to isidors grave since he wasnt welcome at the funeral and rubin breaks down, just a little :) pain and suffering

Unpopular opinion

rubin and artemy are much more brothers than just friends in my head so them being shipped is wild to me lmao

Favorite relationship

grief/rubin (of course) its SUCH an underrated ship and their dynamic is so fun!!!! dumbasses arguing all the time and then making up like nothing happened. theyre so dumb i hate them (affectionate)

Favorite headcanon

BEAVIS!!!!

I can always trust that you’re going to have some really nuanced, well thought out take on a character I’m curious about.

You know so much about both games, your brain is so fucking big istg

You’re also really articulate!!

TTTTTTTB….. is so good ;; the way you and micah write the apple basket <3

You’re always super supportive both with things you don’t really get, like with art for fandoms you don’t know anything about, but also when it comes to personal things or relationships that you know at least the important parts of.  I think you always get the parts that matter and can offer good advice even when you don’t agree with me (though I don’t think we disagree on that much).