#mirthlxss

[07:17] AA: We need to talk.

[07:18] GC: >: ?

[07:18] GC: w3r3 t4lk1ng r1ght now, 4r3nt w3? >: <

[07:18] GC: *>: y

[07:18] AA: I mean. seriously.

[07:19] AA: This is a serious thing.

[07:19] GC: c4n 1t b3 s3r1ous 1f your3 t4lk1ng to m3

[07:19] GC: 4bsolut3ly

[07:20] AA: Okay. I.

[07:20] AA: I'd appreciate it if you would. Stop flirting with me.

[07:21] AA: I understand it's a fun game to you. But it's painful to be subjected to, for me.

[07:21] GC: so b4s1c4lly m3 c34s1ng 4ll 1nt3r4ct1on, c4us3 th4tz 4ll 1m good 4t tbh

[07:21] GC: omg

[07:21] GC: wh4t

[07:21] AA: Have you ever heard the phrase "Don't count money in front of the poor?"

[07:22] GC: s44nv1

[07:22] GC: 1 4M poor

[07:22] GC: 1f u dont r3c4ll

[07:22] AA: It means, don't make a point of showing people what they don't/cannot have.

[07:22] GC: oh

[07:22] GC: w3ll uhm

[07:23] AA: AKA. Don't play-flirt with people who have feelings for you.

[07:23] GC: 1

[07:23] GC: wh4t

[07:25] AA: I... have been harboring a rather... damnit.

[07:25] AA: I'm flushed for you, Red.

[07:25] GC: oh my god

[07:26] AA: And I don't really relish in the particular torture of your making a game out of it.

[07:27] GC: ok4y w41t full stop, your3 not pull1ng my l3g r1ght

[07:27] AA: Why would I ever lie about this

[07:28] GC: 1dk ,m4yb3 r3v3ng3 for th3 pr4nkz 1 pull???

[07:28] AA: Not my style.

[07:28] GC: 1 know but l1k3

[07:28] GC: 1 gott4 m4k3 sur3

[07:29] GC: sh1t oh my god

[07:29] GC: th4tz sudd3n holy sh1t

[07:29] AA: Sorry.

[07:29] AA: I. I'll leave you be.

[07:30] GC: s44nv1 no w41t omg

[07:31] GC: 1m not sur3 how to r34ct to th4t???? ok?? ok

[07:31] GC: your3 l1k3 345678 l3v3ls b3tt3r th4n m3 lbr why would you 3v3r l1k3 m3, th3 tr4shc4n(tm)

[07:32] AA: Are you actually asking.

[07:32] GC: Y3S????

[07:32] GC: 1M CONFUS3D OK

[07:32] GC: cut m3 som3 sl4ck

-- amazonianAcolyte [AA] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

-- amazonianAcolyte [AA] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

-- amazonianAcolyte [AA] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE --

[07:46] GC: >: ?

[07:46] AA: Sorry. My computer decided it had to update RIGHT THEN AND THERE

[07:47] GC: omg

[07:47] GC: lm4o

[07:47] AA: It's not a functional machine.

[07:47] AA: But, ah. As I was saying.

[07:48] GC: y34h

[07:49] AA: I like you, because... Because. I don't know how to say it. I imagine I fell in love with your mind, first. You're extremely emotionally intelligent, you're deviously clever (I still don't know how you snuck in), and your wit is quicker than almost everyone I know.

[07:49] GC: sh1t omg

[07:50] GC: now 1m blush1gn 1 h4T3

[07:50] AA: The way you talk, I always found it engaging. Especially when you got angry, or inspired. That was something else.

[07:50] AA: I knew I had it bad when I caught myself noticing the way your eyes lit up when something excited you. I was fucking doomed.

[07:51] AA: And, of course, you know you're gorgeous, right? It didn't really hit me until we were good friends, but. You really are.

[07:52] GC: 4www sh1 t s44nv1 pl s 1m dy1ng

[07:52] GC: (not l1t3r4lly th1st1m3 dw)

[07:54] AA: It's the truth.

[07:56] GC: sh1t m4n 1m

[07:57] GC: so run ov3r wtf

[07:57] AA: Sorry.

[07:57] GC: your3 th3 p3rson 1 L34ST 3xp3ct3d to f33l fl ush3d for m3 omg

[07:57] GC: dont 4polog1z3

[07:59] AA: Am I not making you uncomfortable?

[07:59] GC: 1 dont th1nk so no

[08:03] GC: l1st3n, 1m not good 4t th1s

[08:03] GC: 1m l1k3 456789 p3rc3ntly sur3 th4t 1ll d13 1n th3 n3xt two or thr33 sw33pz

[08:03] GC: 31th3r b3c4us3 th3 3mp1r3 g3tz m3 or b3c4us3 my l1f3sp4n runs out

[08:04] GC: 1m 1t m34ns 1ll l34v3 4t som3 po1nt for sur3 s44nv1

[08:04] GC: 4nd 1 know 1tz 4n 4sshol3 mov3 but 1 c4nt rly h3lp th4t

[08:05] AA: You don't have to make excuses, Red.

[08:05] AA: I understand.

[08:05] GC: 4m b4d 4t th1s 4nd 1m b4d 4t d34l1ng w1th 3mot1ons b3c4us3 usu4lly 1 dont??? w4k3 th4t k1nd of 1nt3r3st 1n oth3rs

[08:05] GC: no no w41t l1st3n

[08:05] GC: 1m not m4k1ng 3xcus3s

[08:05] GC: th3 po1nt 1s

[08:05] GC: your3 just

[08:05] GC: so good??

[08:05] GC: 4nd 1m not

[08:06] AA: Where on Earth did you get the impression I was good?

[08:06] GC: 1m l1k3 4 m1st4k3, th3 st41n of t34 th4tz b33n 4cc1d3nt1ly sp1ll3d 4nd 1s un4bl3 to b3 r3mov3d

[08:06] AA: I'm the leader of literal MURDERCHURCH

[08:07] GC: do you know wh4t on3 do3s w1th cloth th4tz uncl34n4bly d1rt13d?

[08:07] GC: 1t g3tz thrown 4w4y

[08:07] GC: 4 murd3rchurch th4t youv3 m4d3 4 b1t b3tt3r

[08:07] AA: That is a waste of the cloth's potential.

[08:08] GC: pfffchchchchht 1f you th1nk so

[08:08] GC: your3 b14s3d

[08:08] AA: So are you.

[08:08] AA: I'm just M0RE biased, seems

[08:08] GC: fuck 1m b34t1ng 4round th3 bush 4g41n ughghghghghhghgh 1 h4t3 1t wh3n 1 do th1s

[08:08] GC: 1 k1n d of

[08:08] GC: m4yb3

[08:08] GC: l1k3 you too

[08:08] GC: ok

[08:08] GC: shudd1t

[08:09] AA: .....

[08:09] AA: Oh.

[08:10] AA: I

[08:10] AA: I see

[08:10] GC: r3m3mb3r th4t m3m3 th1ng wh3rt3 1 h4d to f1ll out l3v3ls of 4ttr4ct1on 4nd sh1t

[08:10] GC: y34h w3ll 1 w4snt mock1ng you

[08:10] AA: Yes?

[08:10] GC: lm4o

[08:10] AA: I. Assumed you were.

[08:10] GC: 1 w4snt tho

[08:11] GC: 1 fl1pp3d out on my v3nt r4th3r 4nd l4t3r on pl4y3d 1t off 4s 4 jok3 bc 1m 4 fuck1ng cow4rd

[08:11] AA: Ah.

[08:11] AA: I'm familiar with the practice.

[08:11] GC: y34h lol

[08:12] GC: 1dk l1st3n 1m

[08:12] GC: not good 31th3r ok

[08:12] GC: 1m not d3s1r4bl3, 1m not 4s good or succ3ssful 4s my 4ltz or oth3r t1m3l1n3's s1gnl3ss3s

[08:13] GC: 1m h1d1ng 1n church 4nd l3t 3v3ryon3 3ls3 outs1d3 f1ght for fr33dom th4t 1 b1tch3d 4bout

[08:14] AA: Not everyone has to prove themselves in grand deeds and martyrdom.

[08:14] GC: 1m s1ck, 1m d1s4bl3d, 1m mut4t3d, 1m 1llm4nn3r3d

[08:15] AA: You're way too hard on yourself.

[08:16] GC: n4h, 1m b31ng r34l1st1c

[08:18] AA: Your flaws aren't the only thing you are. Sure, you might be those things. But you're also clever, and personable, and full of life.

[08:18] AA: We all have flaws, but they don't define us.

[08:19] GC: hhhhh

[08:20] GC: th4nkz 1 gu3ss

[08:20] AA: Sagely wisdom is what I'm good for.

[08:20] GC: th4t m34ns 4 lot

[08:20] GC: your3 good for 4 lot 3ls3 4s w3ll

[08:21] AA: Like non-sagely wisdom.

[08:21] AA: And terrifying hellperson powers.

[08:21] GC: your3 4lso 4 s1ght for sor3 3y3s, v3ry l3v3l h34d3d 4nd c4n r34ch th1ng 1 c4nt

[08:22] AA: Ah yes. I can reach the top shelf.

[08:22] GC: you h4v3 4 w4y w1th p3opl3 th4t 1 could n3v3r h4v3, bc 1 s1mply do not h4v3 your p4t13nc3

[08:22] AA: I have extreme self control, that's the secret.

[08:22] AA: Unhealthy amounts, actually.

[08:23] GC: your3 so l1t3r4r1c 4nd r3g4l 4nd you c4n s3w gr34t, 1 fuck1n lov3 th4t 3y3p4tch yo

[08:23] GC: y34h w3ll 1 dont h4v3 4ny s3lf control 4t 4ll 1f 1t w4snt cl34r by now lm4o

[08:24] AA: We balance out nicely, hm.

[08:24] AA: And I'm glad you like your eyepatch; I knew 300 Sweeps of sewing my own clothes would pay off.

[08:27] GC: omg lm4o

[08:28] AA: Did you really think any retail establishment caters to Long Tall Saanvi here

[08:31] GC: omg

[08:31] GC: well

[08:31] GC: *w3ll

[08:31] GC: BROK3 MY OWN QU1RK FUCK

[08:31] GC: ok b4ck to top1c

[08:31] AA: Whoops.

[08:31] GC: tru3 1s 1t

[08:31] GC: your3 l1k3 mor3 th4n tw1c3 my s1z3

[08:32] AA: Indeed I am. Purpleblood genetics.

[08:32] AA: They do not enjoy making life easy.

[08:35] GC: 1m gl4d 1 4t l34st r34ch3d s1x ff33t lm4o

[08:35] GC: 4s f4r 4s 1m 4w4r3 mut4ntz dont g3t much t4ll3r, not 3v3n 1n oth3r t1m3l1n3s

[08:37] AA: Mhm.

[08:37] AA: Well, you're the perfect height for you, and that's what's important.

[08:37] AA: I'm just obscenely tall.

[08:37] GC: 1 suppos3 1 should g1v3 you your sh1rtz b4ck th3n lm4o

[08:37] GC: you s33m l1k3 you n33d th3m

[08:38] GC: (3v3n though th3yr3 comfy 4nd p3opl3 s4y purpl3 looks good on m3)+

[08:38] AA: I can make new shirts.

[08:38] AA: You do look good in purple.

[08:38] GC: >; ]

[08:39] GC: sh1t lm4o sorry 1 couldnt k33p th4t on3 to mys3lf lm4o

[08:39] AA: It's fine.

[08:39] GC: so

[08:39] GC: wh4tz gonn4 h4pp3n now?

[08:39] AA: I... don't know.

[08:41] GC: w3ll wh4t would you L1K3 to h4pp3n now?

[08:42] GC: 1tz st1ll f4ct th4t th3 3mp1r3 h4s 4 sh1t 1d34 of wh3r3 1 could b3

[08:42] AA: I didn't think I'd get this far

[08:42] GC: omg

[08:42] GC: th4tz cut3

[08:42] AA: I had a very nice Pessemist's Gambit going on.

[08:42] GC: omfg

[08:43] AA: I assumed you were going to think I was creepy and completely shut me down. Ergo. I was either going to be right or pleasantly surprised.

[08:44] GC: 3yyyy 1v3 y3t 4g41n fo1l3d you onc3 mor3 >; ]

[08:46] AA: Indeed you did

[08:46] AA: But you also have no idea where to go from here, so

[08:46] AA: Does it really count

[08:47] GC: y3s 1t do3s >: [

[08:47] GC: 1 m34n

[08:47] GC: 1 k1nd of w4nn4 4vo1d m4k1ng th1ngs 4wkz or som3th1ng so

[08:48] AA: So>

[08:48] AA: *?

[08:48] AA: Curse you, depth perception.

[08:48] GC: lm4o

[08:49] GC: uh 1 dont know tbh th1s 1s n3w t3rr1tory

[08:49] GC: 1f you w4nt m3 c4n h4ng out mor3

[08:49] GC: l1k3, s3r1ously, w1thout m3 b31ng th3 t34s1ng 4sshol3

[08:50] GC: though 1ll prob4bly 3nd up t34s1ng you 4nyw4y

[08:50] AA: AH, but I can tease you back.

[08:50] GC: no you c4nt >: [

[08:50] GC: 1m th3 qu33n of t34s3

[08:51] AA: But you've given me some prime material here.

[08:52] GC: sh1t

[09:25] GC: ok4y sh1t so

[09:25] GC: 1 th1nk 1 n33d to r3st 1ll

[09:25] AA: So?

[09:25] AA: Alright.

[09:25] GC: m33t you l4t3r tbh ok?

[09:26] AA: Okay. See you.

[09:28] GC: th4nkz >: *