How the champions find each in a crowd
For Revali:
Link: shoot I can’t find Revali
Link: ..........
Link: LINK IS A BAD ARCHER AND WHO EVER TRAINS HIM IS JUST WASTING THEIR TIME!!!
(Revali in the background): EXCUSE ME BUT WHO IS LOOKING TO GET SHOT
Link: found him
For Link
Revali: ugggghhh where is that lovable idot
Revali: .........
Revali: REVALI IS A HUGE DICK AND HE DOESNT DERSERVE TO BE CHAMPION OR HAPPAINESS
Link: (hold both master sword and fierce deity sword) F**K YOU HE IS JUST TRYING TO PROVE THAT HE’S WORTHY AND HE IS
Revali: found him
For Zelda
(Urbosa and Mipha)
Urbosa: crap I can’t find Zelda
Mipha: what are we going to do????
Urbosa:........
Mipha: ........ oh I know
Mipha: MIPHA IS WORTHLESS SHE IS JUST A HEALER NOTHING SPECIAL
Urbosa: AND URBOSA IS JUST ANOTHER GERUDO WHO GOING TO TURN EVIL JUST LIKE GANNON
Zelda in the background surprisingly hold an edge sword: WHO WANTS TO DIEEEE
Urbosa: found her
Mipha running to Zelda: ZELDA PUT DOWN THE SWORD IT WAS JUST US
For Mipha
Zelda: oh goddesses
Zelda: I can’t find mipha in this crowd
Zelda: ...........
Zelda: PRINCESS ZELDA WILL NEVER UNCLOCK HER POWERS SHE IS A WASTE TO HYRULE
Urbosa coming near Hyrule Castle with her divine beast: bold of you to say that
Mipha also coming in with her beast: WHEN YOUR IN FIRING RAGE
Zelda panicking: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET DOES HERE
For Daruk
Daruk: hmmmm I seem I can’t find anyone in this crowd
Daruk really quiet: nobody like Daruk
Champions and Zelda rushing to Daruk with: WELL HE A GREAT PERSON AND ALWAYS FUN TO BE AROUND WITH AND GREAT EMOTIONALLY SUPPORT
Daruk crying: *sniff* found them
For Urbosa
She doesn’t get lost
The end
