#minmaxxed

1) Jaques ze whippet saying 'internet besties' or something of the sort - ick. These aren't my friends they are entertainers I am warding off parasocial thoughts please do not encourage them

I love your fox bloom takes, do you have hcs about the others and animals too?

I didn't until I got this ask! (These are more vibes, if you want, I can give them traits of these animals, giving traits was just easier for Bloom because he's an elf y'know)

Bensai is a viscacha (relative of chinchillas that look like rabbits). No questions asked, look at them, enough said.

Clark gives dog energy, but like that feels too basic compared to the others and all that. I'd also say squirrel or rat but then he'd be tiny and saying he's tiny when he's the tallest of the SellSword Crew feels illegal. Sooo imma say he gives very much like dachshund energy? Or maybe corgi, regardless, I circle back to dog.

Short hair or long hair, I can't decide

David feels like a fisher (think of a smaller wolverine that can climb trees if you don't know what it is). It just fits, powerful, but not as big as like a wolverine.

Jacques feels like he'd be a lyrebird, I dunno he feels like a bird to me, and lyre cuz well he's a bard, you could also argue that their tails look like the fraying of a whip. Also the colours just remind me of Jacques hair weirdly enough? Y'know?

Megan feels like a bat, like a flying fox specifically, spooky but cute.