#mini hermits

Summary: After the Easter egg hunt, everyone gets back to their normal life. But a strange thing happens to Scar, and it appears that they might or might not have a tiny problem. (This is basically a crack fic. Kind of. It’s hard to explain. Just daily dose of mini hermits, I guess) 

Character: Renthedog, Grian, GoodTimeWithScar, Xisumavoid, ImpulseSV, Mumbo Jumbo, PearlescentMoon, BdoubleO100, Zadaph and FalseSymmetry (mentioned once) 

Relationship: Friendship!

Note: This is strictly about their MC personas, DO NOT take this seriously! Do not harass them with these work.

<GoodTimeWithScar hit the ground too hard>

<ImpulseSV: oh no scar>

<Renthedog: derp!>

<Mumbo: lol>

<GoodTimeWithScar: I had 96 levels>

<ImpulseSV: oh no>

After that the chat goes quiet. Scar is definitely once again the season champion on the death count, Ren thinks to himself. Not that there’s a competition, but that is just really “Scar”. Chuckling, Ren goes back to work, trying to find a big enough desert, because the amount of sand he will need is crazy. After a short while, the chat seems to go off again. Ren resists for a while then gives up, landing on a tree. He fish out his chat intercom; the last message was from fifteen minutes ago.

<GoodTimeWithScar: uh>

<GoodTimeWithScar: i have a problem gs>

<GoodTimeWithScar: guys>

<GoodTimeWithScar: come to my tree asap>

<ImpulseSV: omw>

<PearlescentMoon: one sec>

Honestly, the quest to find the dessert is getting a little boring. Ren marks down the coordinates, then flies toward spawn.

“...understand, how did this happen?”

Ren can makes out Pearls voice from a distance, he glides toward the sound- some hermits are already there, it seems. People are not running around, so it’s probably not something disastrous. Not, you know, wither or something.

“Hey guys, what’s happening?” He lands beside Bdubs, who is jumping up and down to see what’s in the circle.

“I heard people chattering so I am here!” Bdubs tells Ren. “I- hmm- this is getting on my ne- Guys! Let me see!”

Ren is very curious. “Hey, guys.” No response. The hermits in the circle are talking rapidly, voice muffled, so Ren raises his volume a little. “Guys- GUYS!”

Everyone is suddenly quiet. Then, there’s a tiny, squeaky, small and unsure, sound, that almost resembles someone sobbing.

The whole circle of people, which contains Scar, Impulse, Pearl, Xisuma and False, turns to look at him with their eyes wide. Bdubs grabs the chance and squeezes in the circle.

Ren feels uncomfortable, “Uh, sorry for yelling, but-”

A cry interrupts he mid-sentence, everyone turns to the source of the sound, which Ren can now see is in the middle of the hermit circle-

There’s a little figure that looks just like Scar.

-

Stock the boulder/Entity, checked. Grian opened his chat to see if he missed any message. Oh. Wow, what’s going on? He scrolls through the message while taking off into the air, and the sight of the crowd grabs his eyes. He flies towards the gathered hermits.

“Hey guys! What did I miss? I turned off the chat, and-“

“Ahhhh! It’s alive!”

Except for Bdubs’ shriek, there’s also a child’s cry. Grian frowns.

“Bdubs! Why did you poke him?!” Impulse shrills.

“I didn’t know it is alive!” Bdubs defends.

“It’s crying, what do you mean you didn’t know it’s alive?!”

“I was very curious! And, I did it very gently!”

“Okay, guys. What is going on?” Grian tries to interruptl. He sees Scar bending down, and rises with a little figure in his arm- okay. What the heck?

“What’s that?” His voice is a little too high and he doesn’t like that.

<Mumbo fell from a high place>

The cry is getting louder and louder by seconds.

“Shoot, I didn’t think this through-“Scar’s panicky voice is also very high. And Grian is sure now, that’s indeed a little child. What in the world is happening? “Someone hold him for me! Hold him- quick quick quick it’s so slippery I am going to drop him-”

“Give it to me-“Impulse reaches to hold the child, though the way he position his hands looks too weird for that to be safe.

“Guys, calm down-“ Xisuma is struggling to be heard.

The little child slips through Scar’s grabs and falls straight past Impulse’s hands. Everyone screams.

Thud. 

“I got him!” Ren exclaims, with his abdomen now on the dirt floor and his hand angled awkwardly underneath him. Grian can feel the headache rising.

<Mumbo: is the egg a new thing from the easter egg hunt?>

<Mumbo: sick>

Xisuma is the first one to read the message, “Oh no, this is not good.”

Grian goes to check the message as well. “Uh, why? I don’t understand- is this bad? Why is this bad?” He asks Xisuma, but doesn’t get any answer. Xisuma looks like he is seeing something in front of him, which Grian know is probably server’s code or something- wait. Is something wrong with the code?

<Mumbo: is it normal for the egg to be moving?>

Even through the mask, Xisuma looks like he might throw up.“Okay, um-“ 

<Xisumavoid: Everyone, we are having an emergency meeting. Whatever you do, DON’T DIE! Come to spawn immediately>

Xisuma stares at his own message for a while.

<Xisumavoid: Bring the egg, Mumbo>

Xisuma exhales, a huge sigh that sounds like it’s coming from a hundred-year-old man.

<Zedaph: too lat>

<Zedaph suffocated in a wall>

“Oh for goodness’ sake.”

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I had like. A vision I wanted to show. But that quickly got lost in one of the void gaps in my brain, and this is what’s left. I can’t write a bunch of people in one place together, apparently.

Hope whoever found this had a laugh with Bdubs trying to poke the little guy. I love Bdubs so much but he is really hard to write... Also, Impulse just gives me a very strong vibe of a father figure, you know, kind of like Philza in a way? But instead of being calm, he is hype. Yeah. I don’t know. That feels wrong. Where am I going with this I think I am too tired for this

No one beta read for me, so feel free to point things out! Like, phrasing and stuff? That would be much appreciated! Thank you for reading.

But I think it's even cuter if, instead of having their own eggs, they have the other contestants eggs. The one hidden in their house

Of course some have their own mini as well, grian still has a gregg I believe